The One And Only Raw Thread (11/10/03)

[razazteca 0]

The world needs to see Mark Henry vs Nathan Jones in Worlds Most Strongest Man Competition!

[Tawren 0]

Why are they trying to drive this CLB thing into the ground?

BECAUSE WHAT STONE WHAT COLD WHAT SAID WHAT SO WHAT!

[Guest Choken One]

I dont like rednecks

 

Is Steiner drinking Long's kool ade?

[Guest Besus]

FUCK YOU MEGA!

 

He aint that Black.

[tetsubeav 0]

"That's one cocky cracker"

 

Awesome...

[Guest Megatron]

Cocky Cracker! Gold!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Thats one cocky cracker..

 

LOL

[The Czech Republic 0]

Why must Mark Henry wear white?

no idea.

 

 

Ooh. whores

[The Mandarin 0]

"THAAA MAAAYYYTTTCCHHHH...IISSSS BAAARRRIIIEEED ALLAAAHHHYYVVE..."

...why the Paul Bearer/Brother Love imitation there?

Have you heard the way Undertaker announced that match? It sounded like a cat was gnawing on his testicles while he said it.

 

It's almost as bad as the time Jeff Hardy said "TaaaaaIIIIKER...YOUUU haVEn't broKEN MEEEEEE*hissss*" His voice kept breaking.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

everyone hates Orton. Art imitates life.

 

Val Venis? I thought he changed gimmicks? And got fired? For real?

[DangerousDamon 0]

val venis with chicks.......

 

 

they're for lance........

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Girls excited over Storm???

[Tawren 0]

Hmm. I haven't watched Heat in months. Who is that guy? Isn't that Val Venis? He returned at Judgment Day, but I haven't seen him since. Hmm.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

OMG..LOL

[razazteca 0]

WTF what year is this?

[Guest Choken One]

LANCE IS HUNG!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Charlie Minn? From Action Zone?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wassabi?

[iliketurtles 0]

KAWHLOON'S~~~~~~~~~~

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Seinfeld . . . Four!!!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

So Val and Lance are partners now? Oooookay I'll accept that and move along.

[BorneAgain 0]

Hah!

 

Teddy: That is one cocky cracker.

 

Steiner: Belie Dat.

[Guest Megatron]

Lance is gonna be a porn star?!?

[AndrewTS 0]

So, is Shane going to pop the question?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Someone's gotta use "One cocky cracka" as their member title.

[Tawren 0]

JR: Who is his guest? Well folks, up next, we will find out if Kane accepted Shane's invitation for last week. BUT WHAT WAS THE INVITATION FOR?

[Guest Besus]

TEDDY FUCKIN RULE! Him and Y2J is the best on RAW!(Mic Skills Wise)

[NYU 0]

Stereotypical Asian guy !! Awesome !! The trend continues !!

[Vyce 0]

Good lord.

 

Well, on the bright side, that's certainly a better gimmick than being the "boring" guy.

 

But I didn't like the vague homoeroticism from Venis. Didn't like it at all.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

WTF what year is this?

 

The Kane segment only works if he shows up in full bondage gear growling and then orders the shrimp.