The One And Only Raw Thread (11/10/03)

[Guest hhheld_down]

why are kane and shane going out to eat together before their supposed heated match on sunday? dont they hate one another?

[Guest Quik]

I just got in. Can someone explain the backstory of dinner with Shane? Or is it like every other angle in the WWE, and has no backstory?

[Nevermortal 0]

After the dinner, they're going dancing, and then a movie.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Is this the sequal to Breakfast with Blassie or something?

[Guest Megatron]

why are kane and shane going out to eat together before their supposed heated match on sunday? dont they hate one another?

Maybe they are going to have a Godfather moment.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I just got in. Can someone explain the backstory of dinner with Shane? Or is it like every other angle in the WWE, and has no backstory?

They've finally come to see what their hearts knew all along.

 

duh.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

OMG!!! KANE IS OUT OF HIS WRESTLING OUTFIT!!!!!

Not the first time.

 

He wasn't in his ring attire during the Fan Axxess for WrestleMania 17, I believe.

[AndrewTS 0]

After the dinner, they're going dancing, and then a movie.

And Shane will crash the car, and then HAVE HIS WAY WITH KANE BAH GAWD!!

[Lightning Flik 0]

I just got in. Can someone explain the backstory of dinner with Shane? Or is it like every other angle in the WWE, and has no backstory?

Trust me... It doesn't make any sense...

 

Unless they are going the insane madman but can still be civil route.

 

Which doesn't make any sense still.

[Papacita 0]

Maybe Shane's gonna slip some poison into his food.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

If Shane asks Kane to try his pork before going to the kitchen to shoot the cook for being too good I'll mark out!!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

London/Spanky vs WGTT, Eddy vs Chavo, Rey vs Tajiri vs Nunzio, Yang/Sakoda vs Ultimo/Noble, Brock vs Benoit

all that (>*infinity) RAW. Man I wish I oculd have been there. I'm still trying to get my first look at London in the ring actually getting to do his thing.

[NYU 0]

Michaels has no honor, or he wouldn't have cheated.  THIS is your face?  Fuck you, HBK you cheating bastard!!

And he calls himself religious. Would Jesus use a chair? Don't think so.

Do you not remember the time when Jesus did a swerve and paid Judas back for his sins?

 

Jesus: Do not be afraid, Judas. I forgive you. I forgive.....*WHACK*

 

JR: GAWD ALMIGHTY, THE SON OF GOD JUST HIT JUDAS WITH A STEEL CHAIR !! JESUS CHRIST !! JESUS CHRIST !! JESUS CHRIST !!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

London/Spanky vs WGTT, Eddy vs Chavo, Rey vs Tajiri vs Nunzio, Yang/Sakoda vs Ultimo/Noble, Brock vs Benoit > Shane and Kane at a restaraunt.

How's Sakoda?

 

BTW, you made the right choice.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

The monster Kane having gay dates with Shane McMahon. I can't take him seriously anymore.

[kirk angel 0]

damn hbk has gayer in ring mannerisms than rico

[Ted the Poster 0]

After the dinner, they're going dancing, and then a movie.

... and Shane hopes Kane will let him get to third base before the movie is over.

[Nevermortal 0]

"Here Kane, have some garlic bread."

[BorneAgain 0]

After the dinner, they're going dancing, and then a movie.

Kane: Kill Bill!

Shane: Mystic River!

Kane: Kill Bill!

Shane: Mystic Rver!

Kane: I'm telling you Kill Bill is a better movie!

[Papacita 0]

Shut up and stab him with the fork, bitch.

[Tawren 0]

*cough*HOMOSEXUALS*cough*

[The Mandarin 0]

So everyone just eats normally while a giant freak talks to his girlfriend?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Kane was too late in his goal.

[Guest Quik]

Why is Shane drinking coke at a high-class restaurant?

 

And where's the fucking waiter? This place has horrible service.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Is this the sequal to Breakfast with Blassie or something?

Kane needs to pull out the fake boogers..

[BorneAgain 0]

Too late for that Kane.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

The first ever Restaurant Brawl!

[tpww7 0]

Sakoda wasent in the match long enough to tell. It was mostly Yang.

[Nevermortal 0]

If Kane was trying to prevent a McMahon offspring, well then he's the fucking face in this feud as far as I'm concerned.

 

"Kane, try the Veal Putanesca. Bella!"

[EricMM 0]

Shane, give him a kiss.