The "End the Horror that is 1inch punch" thread

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Once again, the same point must be made.

 

I must have about 50 posts with repeated punctuation and not a word was said.

If it makes you feel any better, I'll flame you for it from now on

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Thank fuck for that

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Thread bad! Make me dumberer! Must stop! Pudding! Freedom! Go Zack!

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Thread bad! Make me dumberer! Must stop! Pudding! Freedom! Go Zack!

*slaps block*

 

OI ! CALM THE FUCK DOWN !

 

*slaps block again*

[Zack Malibu 0]

Who thinks Jarrett is God now?

Y'know, I think it's pretty much unanimous amongst the TNA marks that Jarrett does book himself too strong. No one is going to tell Dave here that he doesn't, and quite frankly I'm sick of Jarrett myself.

 

Russo, I do like a lot of his stuff, and some of it I loathe. I'm more apt to defend him at times than many would be (since I'm one of a chosen few who can stand the guy, and found enjoyment in his WCW era.)

 

However, this whole thing is not about people being TNA apologists, defending Jarrett, hating on Raven, or anything of that. It's about you taking your opinion to the next level and forcing it upon everyone, as if it's right. If you said in passing that you didn't like Jarrett, that's fine. It's just that your bitter resentment towards Jarrett leads you to say nonsense like "Sonjay Dutt is an untalented spotmonkey" when right now he's one of the most talked about and coveted indy guys going. THAT is a fact. Check IWA-MS, MLW, TNA, CZW, and others for proof, because he gets booked, and he gets pushed because he has GOOD MATCHES. MLW put him over DANIELS in order to elevate his status, and now TNA is trying to break him in. You just figure "Oh, he's some X guy I never heard of. SPOTMONKEY!" Not quite. You can't judge something you've never seen. How would you like it if I said "Man, your articles must SUCK!" despite never having read one? You'd think I was an ass, wouldn't you?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Thread bad! Make me dumberer! Must stop! Pudding! Freedom! Go Zack!

LOL, I have no idea why my name got thrown in there, but thanks, Mr. Piss.

[Nevermortal 0]

Thread bad!  Make me dumberer!  Must stop!  Pudding!  Freedom!  Go Zack!

LOL, I have no idea why my name got thrown in there, but thanks, Mr. Piss.

Mr. Piss. Gold.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Thread bad!  Make me dumberer!  Must stop!  Pudding!  Freedom!  Go Zack!

LOL, I have no idea why my name got thrown in there, but thanks, Mr. Piss.

Mr. Piss. Gold.

Mmmmm, golden piss.

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Thread bad!  Make me dumberer!  Must stop!  Pudding!  Freedom!  Go Zack!

LOL, I have no idea why my name got thrown in there, but thanks, Mr. Piss.

Mr. Piss. Gold.

Mmmmm, golden piss.

Good god.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

If I was Eagen, I would post a "You got owned" picture regarding Zack's run down on DO'N,J.

 

 

And Mr. Piss sounds hilarious. "Thank you Mr. Piss" LOL

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

So, Coffey is screwed, from the Rules;

 

 

3. We don't care what you know or what you don't...as long as you can convey your point like a person who speaks English at a somewhat coherent and intelligent level. I'm not asking for perfection when it comes to spelling, grammar and punctuation, but it comes a long way in allowing the rest of us to understand what you're saying. If this becomes an issue, you can be banned due to mod’s discretion. This is a place where people come to unwind, have fun, and/or debate about certain topics. We don't come here to spend precious time translating posts from Stupid-to-English.

 

-Thanks Dames.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I can't believe that Zack went all the way back to a throwaway comment I made about Sonjay Dutt.

 

GAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

For the record, I don't care about him, but I reckon people like Batista have a better future in the business.

 

This comes, after, say i with me, I watched his stuff. He used to wrestle in FWA, which, as I previously mentioned, I watch.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I can't believe that Zack went all the way back to a throwaway comment I made about Sonjay Dutt.

 

GAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

For the record, I don't care about him, but I reckon people like Batista have a better future in the business.

 

This comes, after, say i with me, I watched his stuff. He used to wrestle in FWA, which, as I previously mentioned, I watch.

Sonjay was just an example. It's been said about others too.

 

You also blame Jarrett for Raven's "status" when RAVEN HAS CREATIVE CONTROL OVER HIS OWN CHARACTER!

 

As for Batista having a better future, he's a bland hoss who retore his tricep JOGGING. Sonjay is, as far as I know, free from ever having a serious injury despite his highspot favortism. While the highspot style will take a few years off your career, I'd venture to say that the non-injury prone, charismatic Sonjay will do better.

 

The worst thing WWE did was hossize Batista, because the Leviathan gimmick could have put him over the top. Now he's just another OVW face with no real identity. (Cade, Jindrak, Morgan).

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Who thinks Jarrett is God now?

Y'know, I think it's pretty much unanimous amongst the TNA marks that Jarrett does book himself too strong. No one is going to tell Dave here that he doesn't, and quite frankly I'm sick of Jarrett myself.

 

Russo, I do like a lot of his stuff, and some of it I loathe. I'm more apt to defend him at times than many would be (since I'm one of a chosen few who can stand the guy, and found enjoyment in his WCW era.)

 

However, this whole thing is not about people being TNA apologists, defending Jarrett, hating on Raven, or anything of that. It's about you taking your opinion to the next level and forcing it upon everyone, as if it's right. If you said in passing that you didn't like Jarrett, that's fine. It's just that your bitter resentment towards Jarrett leads you to say nonsense like "Sonjay Dutt is an untalented spotmonkey" when right now he's one of the most talked about and coveted indy guys going. THAT is a fact. Check IWA-MS, MLW, TNA, CZW, and others for proof, because he gets booked, and he gets pushed because he has GOOD MATCHES. MLW put him over DANIELS in order to elevate his status, and now TNA is trying to break him in. You just figure "Oh, he's some X guy I never heard of. SPOTMONKEY!" Not quite. You can't judge something you've never seen. How would you like it if I said "Man, your articles must SUCK!" despite never having read one? You'd think I was an ass, wouldn't you?

Simply because that's so well written, I'd like to apologise to CERTAIN PEOPLE. I honestly wish I haven't been trying to force an opinion on anybody. I made my inital statement that I felt Jarrett was inadvertedly sabotaging his own promotion, and that Raven was been buried (an opinion I have since retracted)

 

This reason I went off the deep end, as it were, is the behavious of a select group, namely two people, who were OUTRAGED that I have an anti TNA /Anti Jarrett opinion in the TNA Forum, and baited me into replying, and I lost my temper. The rest, I hope, is ancient history.

 

To everybody, with the exception of Mad Dog and Syxx2001, I sincerly apologise for pissing you off, and next time, my arguments will be a little more coherent.

 

-Dave O'Neill

 

Now will somebody please shut this goddamn thread???????

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

You also blame Jarrett for Raven's "status" when RAVEN HAS CREATIVE CONTROL OVER HIS OWN CHARACTER!

I hate to bring this up, but I was under the impression Raven was part of a booking committee, that included Raven, Russo, Disco and Jarrett, that ceceeded all power to the almighty Dutch.

 

As for Dutt vs Batista, which one of them was against Goldberg on Raw, despite being as bland as whatever.

 

I'd blame Cornette for Batista's mess, since Corny gave him a gimmick that simply would not work in the WWE, and they had to lose it

[Jack_Bauer 0]

RAW is a heap of shit though.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Yeah, but the difference is that its "realtively" free, and not PPV. For TNA to do consistently well, they need a bang-bang-bang series of payoff so people think theyre getting their $ worth. Dutch Mantell is not known for this appraoch, which is why there has been negative feedback of TNA in the past couple of weeks.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Yeah, but the difference is that its "realtively" free, and not PPV. For TNA to do consistently well, they need a bang-bang-bang series of payoff so people think theyre getting their $ worth. Dutch Mantell is not known for this appraoch, which is why there has been negative feedback of TNA in the past couple of weeks.

Then why is he known for bringing that shit promotion in Puerto Rico to become a very successful one and bring it to the United States for the first time?

[Guest Dids]

Dave's parrotting something that either Jay or Zack said. IWA doesn't ask people to shell out 10 bucks a week, so it's easier to do the slow burn. Mantell's booking might be good, but it may lead to some anti-climatic shows for a while.

 

However, that wasn't the approach Dave was taking towards Dutch initially.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Why has this fucking nonsense gone on for four pages.

Because you don't know how to use the edit button, thus you post like 9 replies in a row rather than add on to the previous one when nobody has responded

[Zack Malibu 0]

Dave's parrotting something that either Jay or Zack said. IWA doesn't ask people to shell out 10 bucks a week, so it's easier to do the slow burn. Mantell's booking might be good, but it may lead to some anti-climatic shows for a while.

 

However, that wasn't the approach Dave was taking towards Dutch initially.

Wasn't me. Though TNA two weeks ago did suck (Duggan and Steiner? C'mon...), I'm all for a slower build to things and letting Mantel get his ducks in a row, rather than blow potential money matches just for the sake of "thumbs up" reviews in the morning.

[Jack_Bauer 0]

The thing is, in some cases, I'm not even sure what the guy is building up to.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Wasn't me. Though TNA two weeks ago did suck (Duggan and Steiner? C'mon...), I'm all for a slower build to things and letting Mantel get his ducks in a row, rather than blow potential money matches just for the sake of "thumbs up" reviews in the morning.

Which, If I may say so, is gonna lead to X amount of weeks shelling out cash so you can pay for one week of payoff, and the whole cycle begins agin, which is really bad business

[Guest JudasSault]

Wasn't me.  Though TNA two weeks ago did suck (Duggan and Steiner?  C'mon...), I'm all for a slower build to things and letting Mantel get his ducks in a row, rather than blow potential money matches just for the sake of "thumbs up" reviews in the morning.

Which, If I may say so, is gonna lead to X amount of weeks shelling out cash so you can pay for one week of payoff, and the whole cycle begins agin, which is really bad business

so people will stop buying it and they'll go out of business. and the world will keep turning and somewhere in deepest, darkest Ireland, you can be nice and smug, all the while trying to stop yourself realising that you are never, ever going to stop being a dick

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I live in a house slap bang in the middle of Dublin, which is far less deeper and darker than Asslick,KY, or wherever the hell your'e watching Jeff Jarrett attempt to turn himslef into HHH

[Guest JudasSault]

this may shock you, but my previous post wasn't exactly serious

 

here's a dollar. buy yourself some humor

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I'd rather keep the dollar. Daddy needs X-Men2 on DVD.

[Guest JudasSault]

I'd rather keep the dollar. Daddy needs X-Men2 on DVD.

how do you know what my daddy wants?

 

i'm declaring shenaneggans on this whole deal

[Guest stardust]

Man, AP Newswire got totally no-sold. Pity too, it's a good gimmick.

I concur. AP Newswire has to be one of the better gimmicks that's come along recently (certainly better than Human Jukebox).

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I'd rather keep the dollar. Daddy needs X-Men2 on DVD.

how do you know what my daddy wants?

 

i'm declaring shenaneggans on this whole deal

Oh for fuck sake. And besides, don't you need the cash to watch Jarrett/Luger vs Sting/Designated Squash Victim AJ Styles on Wednesday