Thoth 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2003 SJL CRIMSON CARD Date: Thursday, November 13, @ 6 PM EST Venue: La Arena de los Trubadores in Mexico D.F., Mexico. Or something. Send Promos & Marked Matches To: Ace309 OPENING PROMO: Not called yet. OPENING RETURN MATCH Alan Clark vs Dominic Korgath Description: Alan Clark is back bizznizzatchezz. He’ll face Korgath in his first sortie back. Rules: Standard match. DQ & Countout apply. Word Count: 4000 Send To: Longdogger_Pete PIE MATCH Manson vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs Unknown Warrior vs Landon “La Cucharacha” Maddix Description: What the hell is wrong with me? Oh well. You should have fun writing this. See rules for details. Rules: Like a hardcore match, except with one difference. You can only use pies and the cheap tins they come in to hit your opponent. I’m fucking serious. Word Count: 5000 Send To: Thoth MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP #2 QUADRUPLE DOMINATION Insane Luchadore vs Todd Royal Description: Aecas defends his title on Metal against a challenger of his choosing. But after that, one of these two men will get a shot. A normal match for these two will not do... and knowing me, I can come up with some wacky stips. So here goes. Rules: In each corner, there is a lever like contraption. Each contraption can raise either a red circle or a blue circle. IL is red, Royal is blue (GET IT? ROYAL BLUE LLOLOLOLOL). The first man to raise all 4 colors is the winner. The poles are high enough that you’d have to stand on the very top rope to reach the lever to raise your color. Each pole starts out with no color raised. Word Count: 6000 Send To: Ace309 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2003 i'm not in the match...but could you lower your opponents color after it's been raised? just to fuck with 'em... ...and shit... I gotta face Dumbo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted November 10, 2003 Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Anyway good luck to all Oh, I guess normal rules besides the poles thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2003 and Royal is back?? expect something extra from me then... for use AFTER my match... i'll add that into the PM... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Korgath Report post Posted November 10, 2003 ...and shit... I gotta face Dumbo... Who else were you expecting in the Welcome Wagon... Pinocchio? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 And again, Thoth makes me wish I was back in the JL. The Pie match should be awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 ...and Thoth regains his spot as "The Man". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 ...and shit... I gotta face Dumbo... Who else were you expecting in the Welcome Wagon... Pinocchio? Well the last time I faced Craven I lost......so I would hope not... Though Crow would have been nice... and I wonder if he's ever seen an elephant fly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 An explanation of the Domination match: Not only can you lower your opponents color... you have to. Only one color can be active at a time in each corner. Think Unreal Tournament Domination mode here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 If I don't receive UW's stats sometime soon, he will have a very rough go in this match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 Huzzah! Time to think up some European pie flavas methinks! On a sidenote...I'll try and promo if possible, but I do have an OAOAST match to write as well, so it is doubtful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 I'm glad I don't mark anymore. This is the craziest shit in the history of shit. I would have to eat a whole bottle of Advil to get through marking stuff like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 But you were a great marker, Frost... you Is Party... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Does the Unknown Warrior have stats or anything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Sent, Spike. By the way. Thanks, Tom, for sending them to me in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 ... Thoth... you have a very... skewed sense of humor... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Im glad I got out of the JL when I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Booo. That wasn't very nice, Johnny. And I own last post on all three boards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Guys in my match have an extension till 10 PM eastern, as I'm going to a lecture tonight that I thought was on Friday. Sorry about the delay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Well, shit. I lost the first half of my match and a prospective promo because of this stupid, defective floppy disk I have. So, my match won't be very long. It will be in, but it will suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Korgath Report post Posted November 14, 2003 Well, shit. I lost the first half of my match and a prospective promo because of this stupid, defective floppy disk I have. So, my match won't be very long. It will be in, but it will suck. Sith happens. Narf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
