Dumbass indy promoters!

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

I hope you do accutally come here, Screw you Mr. Mike Mitchell! You are nothing but a vince russo wannabe, and your little company will fail as long as you contiune to book it. I feel bad to the two or three talented people there. As far as your "boys" I have more talent in my 16 year old middle finger than the rest of them put together. And I hope you feel smart for learning what a spot monkey is, to bad I'm not one you talentless asshole. And I sincearly hope you didn't call my girlfriend a whore like I have heard, or we will have bigger problems. One last fuck you.....

[razazteca 0]

So he is a heel promoter?

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

I dont get the question. He is a fucking dumbass tho.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I say my 16 year old middle finger takes on yours in a finger war.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

probably. Mine doesn't get much of a workout, being such a nice guy most of teh time.

[Guest JudasSault]

I'm sure he'll be devastated when he reads this

[MrRant 0]

What in the hell are you talking about?

[Slayer 0]

I say my 16 year old middle finger takes on yours in a finger war.

You know how you have to settle this...

 

Dueling prostate exams

[razazteca 0]

I dont get the question. He is a fucking dumbass tho

I don't understand the rant, so we are even?

[Chuck Woolery 0]

I do believe that our good pal The Last Free Voice is a sixteen-year-old indy wrestler who got turned down for a booking job by our Mr. Mike Mitchell.

 

Please, correct me if I'm wrong.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I do believe that our good pal The Last Free Voice is a sixteen-year-old indy wrestler who got turned down for a booking job by our Mr. Mike Mitchell.

 

Please, correct me if I'm wrong.

Ah.....Chuck Woolery...always supplying the world with entrtainment and happiness.

[JHawk 0]

I just thought this Mitchell guy booked hosses over talent like some promoters I could mention.

 

An explanation would be nice.

[Guest The Old Me]

This is all so wonderful.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Point, JHawk, but thus, what of the "I'm not a spot monkey" line?

 

It's all very confusing. Explanation, PLZ.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Man I really need to focus more attention on this folder to prevent this bullshit, You all are fucking boring.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Look, it's a Banky post!

 

Here comes the lame!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Look, it's a Banky post!

 

Here comes the lame!

.....oh man.

[1234-5678 0]

I'm sure he'll be devastated when he reads this

Hopefully he has the number to a nice crisis line to prevent a fuckin tragedy.

[Guest The Old Me]

Banky and I should be Mods of this folder, because this is the tripe we have to put up with if we leave this folder alone.

[treble 0]

Yes, because this is message board posting at its finest.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Yes, because this is message board posting at its finest.

Heh.

 

I bet someone links to UGS in this thread...

[Guest The Old Me]

where else can you get away with a topic like this?

[treble 0]

Meh, I never claimed to be some beacon of light for this folder, vowing to save it from horrible threads.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Only Mr. Brook River could save this folder.

 

Whatever happened to that guy?

[Guest The Old Me]

FLOP~!

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

sorry, just needed to vent. Didnt think anyone would bother to reply. Anywho the thing is this jerk calls me up and tells me he wants me to work his show, then tells me to fuck off. Naturally I'm peeved at him lying to my face and waisting my time. It's not "oh sorry, something came up I don't have room, but Fuck you. You little lying spot monkey. I never called you." So I am a bit pissed. No big deal now. Sorry to waist everyones time.

[treble 0]

Your girlfriend's a whore.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Your girlfriend's a whore.

What he said, you lying little spot monkey, you.

[Guest The Old Me]

Your girlfriend has SARS. Dirty bitch.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Yes, because this is message board posting at its finest.

No, that's posting at it's most surprisingly hilarious. Who would think to find Winnie The Pooh humor in a wrestling message board?