Guest JudasSault Report post Posted November 11, 2003 They'd sit there and eat a cheeseburger? WHEN WILL THOSE BASTARDS STOP? They're just hippies. Not like anyone cares about them. Hippies don't eat cheeseburgers. They'd eat veggie burgers. made out of drugs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 What happened to the free love whore hippies? They were so much cooler than these pricks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 No they weren't, they were hairy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted November 11, 2003 What happened to the free love whore hippies? They were so much cooler than these pricks. STDs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 No they weren't, they were hairy. Who cares? It's free love Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 Officially one of the best threads ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted November 11, 2003 hairy chicks still give it out frequently its one of the seven laws of the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2003 My curiousity is piqued. What are the other six laws? I already know that 1) Fat chicks give good head. But what are the rest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 I believe one of them is "don't get high on your own supply." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted November 12, 2003 1) Fat chicks give good head 2) Hairy chicks are easy 3) Goth chicks are easier 4) Your penis is smaller than you think (or if you're a girl, you're ass sticks out more than you'd think) 5) Alcohol makes any girl a slut 6) At some point in your life you'll fuck someone that you'd be too embarrassed to tell anyone about 7) If a non-obese girl is wearing a short skirt, every straight man in the room will try and look up it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted November 12, 2003 I believe one of them is "don't get high on your own supply." never say never desperate times call for desperate measures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 No they weren't, they were hairy. Who cares? It's free love Let's see how you feel when you need a gas powered weed wacker to find your way around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Who wouldn't want to braid a chicks backhair while tappin' it from the back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Who wouldn't want to braid a chicks backhair while tappin' it from the back? sigh it's times like this i wish that "Marneys Life Partner "was one of my gimmicks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 No they weren't, they were hairy. Who cares? It's free love Let's see how you feel when you need a gas powered weed wacker to find your way around. You're just afraid of a little bit of extra work Half-full, MrRant, the glass is half-full Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Hey, you need a machete to get around in the jungle, but that's beautiful and exotic...am I right? Huh? Huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Jerry Springer final thought: So what have we learned today? Well for one if you're just trying to be yourself by having pink hair and people hold you down you'll go on to be manipulated by Satan into genocide. Genocide is never a good thing because killing off one sect leaves you wanting to kill off more sects, and if we were to kill off the fat hairy woman sect where would males in their mid 30s-late 50s find their easy sex? We all need to become more tolerant and not just hit the first hippie we see. Til next time, take care of yourself...and eachother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 You'd like it in China. They shoot protestors with machine guns there. Seriously though, how can you take pleasure in people getting beat-up just for protesting? They weren't hurting anyone. I dunno. Watching idiots getted wacked in the skull is one of my guilty pleasures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 It's no different than any shock TV. Sure, it's "really" happening, and the fact that things like that do go on is sad. But there's nothing inherently wrong with being amused by people getting the shit kicked out of them. Now, wishing that sort of thing on someone else, or being "happy" that it went down...that's a little different. But, to each his own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Jerry Springer final thought: So what have we learned today? Well for one if you're just trying to be yourself by having pink hair and people hold you down you'll go on to be manipulated by Satan into genocide. Genocide is never a good thing because killing off one sect leaves you wanting to kill off more sects, and if we were to kill off the fat hairy woman sect where would males in their mid 30s-late 50s find their easy sex? We all need to become more tolerant and not just hit the first hippie we see. Til next time, take care of yourself...and eachother Genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 3) Goth chicks are easier That is quite worryingly true, due to being involved in the metal scene, girls I end up fucking always seem to be goths, then I try to get with a non-goth girl with about the same physical atributes they tell me to fuck off. Oh well, here's to my goth ex girlfriend's 32D tits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted November 13, 2003 3) Goth chicks are easier That is quite worryingly true, due to being involved in the metal scene, girls I end up fucking always seem to be goths, then I try to get with a non-goth girl with about the same physical atributes they tell me to fuck off. Oh well, here's to my goth ex girlfriend's 32D tits it's because goths are more insecure, and therefore willing to settle for less Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 3) Goth chicks are easier That is quite worryingly true, due to being involved in the metal scene, girls I end up fucking always seem to be goths, then I try to get with a non-goth girl with about the same physical atributes they tell me to fuck off. Oh well, here's to my goth ex girlfriend's 32D tits it's because goths are more insecure, and therefore willing to settle for less Personally I think goth girls are less worried about what people think of them so they actually furfil their sexual appertite. Alot of "normal" girls are worried about being called sluts. Also looking back, i've found my more "goth" girlfriends easier to talk to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I find goth girls to be more of the slut type due to the same things that Mada pointed out. However hippie girls may be all about free love but I don't think I could get past the stink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 14, 2003 How could you hate that guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 My curiousity is piqued. What are the other six laws? I already know that 1) Fat chicks give good head. But what are the rest? Untrue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 My curiousity is piqued. What are the other six laws? I already know that 1) Fat chicks give good head. But what are the rest? Untrue. Scientific laws do allow for minor exceptions here and there One of my exs (exes? ex's? What is the plural of "ex" anyway?) was quite hefty, but gave the best damn head I can remember Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 There are few exceptions, I will give you that. However, unless the fat girl in mention has never given head before, odds are they rock the world at it. There's an insanely large girl at my school (6'4", 240) that my best friend used to date, and he (and pretty much every other guy who's been with her says that she gives the most amazing head ever. She's a campus legend for it...that and that once, in 8th grade, she sucked dick in exchange for a bottle of Jack Daniels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I love how people get hacked on for saying the same thing you guys are saying in this thread, the only difference being he said it about someone that posts here. And he got banned in the ensuing flamewar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
