The One And Only Smackdown Thread (11/14/03)

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

Holy shit, Shaniqua grows hotter each week.

I thought I was the only one who liked this dark beauty queen.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

If Beniot had cut the promo Taker did, the IWC would be on his cock for weeks...

 

Just sayin'

See as how it would be totally wrong for Benoit I doubt it. And I dont' see anyone bashing Taker's promo so what's your deal?

Only one person spoke of the promo, had Beniot or another smark darling done it, then 23 posts in a row would've said "F'n awesome" that's all.... nothing more....

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

This A-Train/Bradshaw match is shades of Vader Vs. Stan Hansen in WCW...almost move for move to start.

 

God, Train is getting even fatter. He works decently for a big guy and all...but needs the shirt/pants back, NOW.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

If Beniot had cut the promo Taker did, the IWC would be on his cock for weeks...

 

Just sayin'

See as how it would be totally wrong for Benoit I doubt it. And I dont' see anyone bashing Taker's promo so what's your deal?

Only one person spoke of the promo, had Beniot of another smark darling done it, then a 23 posts in a row would've said "F'n awesome" that's all.... nothing more....

From the looks of this thread no one is even watching this show so what's your point. Who cares!!!

[Just call me Dan 0]

The sleeper should be eliminated from wrestling altogether. I don't care who puts it on, it KILLS the crowd everytime.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

My God This Match Sucks.

 

The piped in chants make the crowd seem like they pop for A-Train's back suplex like Austin just stunnered Vince McMahon.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Clothesline From Hell...what a boring finisher.

 

...Tazz! Goodnight Irene was "Adorable" Adrian Adonis' finisher!

[Just call me Dan 0]

Boy, he really needed that win.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Vader hits the pump-splash off the second rope for two.

 

Hansen with the Lariat! 1-2-3! BAHGAWD The Wildman from Booger, TX wins!

 

I think it'd be neat if Angle's team all shave their heads before Survivor Series. Benoit/Holly need it...Angle has it...Cena's hair is like 1/2 inch high, and Bradshaw might actually be mistaken for someone talented.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damn the board just went wonky on me.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Mr. McMahon? How long have them been "together"?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Undertaker brought up two things that were quite stupid...

 

"Nobody ever tried anythin' with my wife or kids!"

 

See: DDP, June 2001

 

Taker also admonishes Vince for being evil and messing with people's wife and kids...

 

See: Taker abducts Stephanie, Backlash '99.

See: Taker attacks David Flair, pre-WM 18.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Father Frank must be about 4'3"

[tpww7 0]

Father Frank will be going over Benoit next week to continue Benoit's push.

[CanadianChris 0]

This is a wrestling show, right?

[Just call me Dan 0]

He's not feeling it!!!!

[tpww7 0]

Vince just cracked himself up.

[chaosrage 0]

lmao at vince

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

This is weird...too weird.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

HALLELEUJAH!!!!! AND AMEN!!!!!

[CanadianChris 0]

HALLELEUJAH!!!!! AND AMEN!!!!!

Yeah, I said that when the segment finished too.

[Guest Markingout]

So did I. I thought Vince was going to die he turned too red. Really he did...

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Chris Benoit's "rubbing his wrists" graphic is so...white & shiny.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'm just curious...why do they still have the old version of Cena's graphic?

 

When's the last time he wore the hat that he has in that graphic?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Has this show had any redeeming value...at all? Cena's somewhat face turn?

[Just call me Dan 0]

When I see this promo, I just can't help but think of ****+ matches.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

That guy's voice sounds like RAVEN'S, holy shit. (Cat's driver).

 

Yay, Cena and Benoit...Rabid Rappers.

[chaosrage 0]

Has this show had any redeeming value...at all? Cena's somewhat face turn?

Vince laughing at the priest

[Just call me Dan 0]

Big Show has stayed the exact same weight for years. just for once I'd like to see them throw out a 501 or 498.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Seconds until this sucks....5....4...3...WELLLL ITS THE BIG SHOW...2...1...