The One And Only Smackdown Thread (11/14/03)

[Just call me Dan 0]

Brock just threw a belly to belly! OMG BAN PLZ!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Is it me, or is Brock paler than usual?

 

*Makes a note to bring a "Brock Needs A Tan" sign to a show*

[Just call me Dan 0]

Man when he gets put in any kind of choke, he becomes almost traslucent.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Once again, I must point out that UPN will be changing its name to BET2 around Xmas time.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Can someone post a funny picture or something...cause between a Nathan Jones match, the A-Train/Bradshaw "showdown", and the crowd chanting "Subway" (Whaaaaaaaaaat?), I'm about to fall asleep.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Can someone post a funny picture or something...cause between a Nathan Jones match, the A-Train/Bradshaw "showdown", and the crowd chanting "Subway" (Whaaaaaaaaaat?), I'm about to fall asleep.

 

Will this do?

[Just call me Dan 0]

Good God Brock can bump.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Note Jamie Noble wore the Crash Holly armband...but Hardcore Holly, his "cousin" and former Tag Champ partner didn't.

 

Ah, kayfabe, where are you...

[iliketurtles 0]

MAN I want to see Lesnar/Benoit at Mania.

 

I think with work (this winter at house shows) these two can have great chemistry.

[iliketurtles 0]

Weird...that was like the final cut except with Show's leg.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Damn, show with a nice new move! I like that much better than the "Final Cut". I always hated that move.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Wow, I always wanted to see a robotic pineapple that can't move!

 

It's a little too Big Show-esque, but thank you.

 

CROWD IS BURIED ALIVE APPARENTLY for this tag match.

[iliketurtles 0]

Man...it's been too long...I'm just DYING for someone to take the fucking insane German suplex.

[Just call me Dan 0]

How is team Lesnar only 1800 pounds? By my count, 300x6 is 1800, and everyone on the team weighs over 200 except Lesnar who I believe is 295.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Flying Brock!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I wonder...what took more damage from that...Show's head or the chain itself?

[tpww7 0]

They editied out the Benoit FU.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Well, looks like the totally cut out the "controversy" of Cena FUing Benoit.

[iliketurtles 0]

Good...I'm glad they edited out the FU to Benoit.

 

Good match...made the show worth watching.

[SinToxic 0]

Hate how even UPN news is now trying to get Cena over as face. "next up you'll hear John Cena talking about the pain of people running train on his ass and how watching titanic changed his life".

 

Already people are doing his freaking ass wipe taunt.

[Guest Anglesault]

How is team Lesnar only 1800 pounds? By my count, 300x6 is 1800, and everyone on the team weighs over 200 except Lesnar who I believe is 295.

It should be 300 x 5=1500. Figure in the added weight now.

[Crippler Crossface 0]

Edit: Double Post.

[Crippler Crossface 0]

How is team Lesnar only 1800 pounds? By my count, 300x6 is 1800, and everyone on the team weighs over 200 except Lesnar who I believe is 295.

According to WWE.com:

 

295 (Brock) + 500 (Show) + 380 (A-Train) + 340 (Jones) + 330 (Morgan) = 1845 lbs.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Damn, I don't know what I was thinking 6. thanks for clearing that up.

 

I just couldn't imagine WWE blowing the chance to bust a nut over a team of guys that weighed over a ton.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Didn't Andre (520) Akeem (460) and Bossman (380)...oh wait N/m.............

[haVoc 0]

I turned on Smackdown when the opening credits were rolling. Was there a Crash tribute before?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I saw none.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Did Cole just call Jones a "Near seven foot oaf?"