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[Damaramu 0]

How exactly did he get the nickname Scooter?

[geniusMoment 0]

Where did Keith buy that hairpiece?

[treble 0]

How exactly did he get the nickname Scooter?

His name's Scott, you do the math.

[Damaramu 0]

How exactly did he get the nickname Scooter?

His name's Scott, you do the math.

Scott......Scooter. I can see where you would get the name...but why?

[Guest HungryJack]

Because....his name is Scott. It's fairly straightforward.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

What I want to know is how does Richard become Dick?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Scott Keith's head is the shape of eggplant.

[Guest PhantMan]

He relates to the characters on Friends? How? maybe because he's got a cool sofa in his evening room?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

What I want to know is how does Richard become Dick?

Starts drinking, doing coke, slapping his woman about.

 

Then he's a Dick.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

He relates to the characters on Friends? How? maybe because he's got a cool sofa in his evening room?

Maybe he relates to the duck or chicken?

 

Or Gunther! He's a lonely wierdo...

[Guest PhantMan]

Now seriously. If I didn't know Keith, I'd just see the pic and think "he looks like a retard but maybe he's a good guy, maybe he works to help his family. maybe he's got an equally retarded girlfriend, but at least they love each other" and maybe find him likeable.

 

... but since I've being reading keith FOR YEARS, wasting hours of my time on this guy and his attempts to be cool, informative and distasteful (something hyatte's not even good at himself anymore)... then I see this pic and the first thing I think is:

 

"it's genetically impossible for this guy here to look cool"

[Guest The Old Me]

"it's genetically impossible for this guy here to look cool"

Be nice. The guy is never going to get any pussy (or cock for that matter) and his only claim in life will be his net writing gig.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

What I want to know is how does Richard become Dick?

Starts drinking, doing coke, slapping his woman about.

 

Then he's a Dick.

Hmm, I guess my ex-girlfriend during High school is a dick then...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

"it's genetically impossible for this guy here to look cool"

Be nice. The guy is never going to get any pussy (or cock for that matter) and his only claim in life will be his net writing gig.

Yeah.

 

Bless him, he's making the most of what he's got. And he makes money out of writing bollocks on the net: who here doesn't envy him!

[Hoff 0]

I think the point Dama was trying to make is this: how come Scott got the "Scooter" nickname simply because his name is Scott? Plenty of people named Scott are never, ever called Scooter. It's not particularly clever, or funny, or witty...it's just something taken for granted these days, but no one really knows who started it, or why.

 

The question that really needs to be asked is who originally had the idea to call a man named Scott "Scooter," and was it even funny at the time of inception. Maybe then, Dama's mystery would be solved. Until then, we'll simply never know.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I think the point Dama was trying to make is this: how come Scott got the "Scooter" nickname simply because his name is Scott? Plenty of people named Scott are never, ever called Scooter. It's not particularly clever, or funny, or witty...it's just something taken for granted these days, but no one really knows who started it, or why.

 

The question that really needs to be asked is who originally had the idea to call a man named Scott "Scooter," and was it even funny at the time of inception. Maybe then, Dama's mystery would be solved. Until then, we'll simply never know.

There's a large, Mexican, heroin addict at my school named Julio whose nickname is "Scooter." Explain me that.

[treble 0]

His name's Julio, you do the math.

[justsoyouknow 0]

OHHHHHHHH! Thanks for clearing that up!

[razazteca 0]

Julio cruises around town on a Vespa?

[justsoyouknow 0]

...he once put his head through a window in the cafeteria, if that helps you out any. I don't think he even HAS a car.

[Guest Just J]

One more and I promise I'm done...

 

[Guest PhantMan]

I still can't watch that pic... it just gets me nervous...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Whenever I see him, I don't feel so ugly anymore. Is there any legal way to ship people to other countries? If that prostitute gets out any time in the near future, I'm thinking of stuffing her in a box and shipping her to Scott Keith, so they can produce the world's ugliest children.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

One more and I promise I'm done...

 

You silly, silly twat...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I still can't watch that pic... it just gets me nervous...

Maurizo, did you have cancer?

[Guest PhantMan]

WHAT???? the fuck with you...

[Hoff 0]

No, your exceedingly retarded ass claimed you had some form of cancer, and that we should be nice to you. This was around the time you were online-fucking that Dementia chick. God, I hope I banned you guys over at Hoff's Place. Anyway, what happened with that, big shooter?

[welshjerichomark 0]

I fell really sorry for him. Imagine being that ugly.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

EDIT:  I didn't care one way or another about that Captain Planet picture the first time through, but after seeing it again, I've begun to really appreciate its charm.

How so, bitchcakes?

Hey, NewsRadio reference.

 

...carry on.

[Guest PhantMan]

I never claimed I had cancer! I said I had exams to see if I did!

 

Damn, I remember Dementia. funny bitch... actually we AIMed a little over a month after the whole story began...

 

but net masturbation only has a shelf life.