Guest Fook Report post Posted December 4, 2003 Kurt Angle to Chris Benoit: "You think you're a better wrestler than me? Then answer me this: where are YOUR gold medals?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2003 Raw (5/21/2001). Shane McMahon interrupts Kurt Angle and discusses what "WCW" stands for. "Kurt, before I was so rudely interrupted, I just wanna make sure that you understand, again, what WCW means. Now we're onto the letter C. C stands for championship, which obviously you do not have any currently at the moment. C has many other meanings, too. C can stand for crayon, coyote, and C also stands for cookie, which is good enough for me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2003 Kurt Angle, talking about the two things Canada is lacking. The first was Olympic Gold Medalists (And no, Ben Johnson does not count), and the second...?: "Now, the second thing Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today, by the way, and we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques. And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or a caribou, or even a grizzly! It's true! Hold on a second... you'd probably be attacked by a grizzly as well. On second thought, the grizzlies don't be ANYBODY here in Vancouver let alone anywhere else! It's true!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2003 "I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?" ~ Kurt Angle, reffering to the ridiculousness of his title defense becoming a triple threat against the Rock and Triple H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2003 Kurt Angle cutting a pre-match promo on the Godfather (RAW, 2000): "I'm glad that all of you are happy, and all of you are in such a great mood tonight. Because I would like to talk to you tonight about something that gives Your Olympic Hero great joy - the joy of celibacy. Oh yeah, oh yeah. The three I's are great; the three I's are tremendous. But the reason why I've had so much success in life - the reason that I am the man I am today - is from the big A - abstinence. Oh yeah, oh yeah. And unlike many of you people here tonight, Your Olympic Hero abstains voluntarily - it's true, it's true. Which leads me to tonight. Godfather, you come out here week after week and you parade your filth and debauchery - oh yeah, debauchery. So tonight, I have a little surprise for you. Godfather, THIS is called a prophylactic. And I strongly suggest that you start to use it. And I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there - something that even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance, and you can dance, but when if comes to relations - keep it in your pants.' " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2003 Raw (6/4/2001), just prior to a Kane-Christian Intercontinental Title Match: Christian: "You know, I feel sorry for you Minnesotans...who have nothing to cheer for but freaks! I mean, when your greatest living sports hero is a fat, overrated weeble like Kirby Puckett...and your Intercontinental Champion has been burned more times than Kevin Garnett in the playoffs...well that can be pretty depressing." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2003 The Rock: "Kane, the Rock understands that you've had a hard life growing up, a rough childhood. When you were a little kid, all little kids would come to your house, 'Kane, Kane, come out and play,' what'd you do, you'd come out, 'well, I'd like to play with you but the - but the rage of fire is consuming my soul, and' ahhhh shut your mouth, you little punk!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2003 Mankind, on the fourth greatest RAW ever: "Hey Vince, I gotta tellya, this feels pretty damn good. At the risk of not sounding very cool, I'd like to dedicate this match to my two little people at home and say - BIG DADDY-O DID IT!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 Mick Foley on the possibility of doing another Hell In The Cell after KOTR '98 "Yeah: build it up, promote the hell out of it, and then take the fan's money and give them practically nothing. Wait a second; i don't want to steal WCW's gimmick." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 Mankind to HHH on SmackDown, January 2000: "Mankind is an entertaining son of a gun; Mankind is a pretty damn good author; Mankind is one tough SOB. And Mankind is one hell of a fighter. So it saddens me to say that after the beating you gave me on Monday night, one thing Mankind is not is ready to face you in a street fight at the Royal Rumble in Madison Square Garden. Because you are, without a doubt, The Game. You are the best in the business right now...and as you said, well, Mankind in some ways is nothing more than a beaten up, pathetic fool, but I think the WWF fans deserve a substitute in that match...what I'm gonna do, Triple H, is I'm gonna name him right now, as a matter of fact, I think you know the guy...and I think you know him pretty damn well - his name is CACTUS JACK! And his first official act, as part of the WWF, is to kick your teeth all over the city of Chicago!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 Clash of the Champions XVI Cactus Jack: "I'm going to give Abdullah (the Butcher) a great big Cactus Jack hug." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 Cactus Jack in one of the ECW Anti-Hardcore Promos: "Oh, pardon me, I seem to have got some Watercrest sandwich stuck in my teeth, does anyone have some dental floss? ... Oh, never mind..." *Grabs the microphone's cord.* "This'll do the trick, because after all... I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore, I'm HARDCORE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 THE GREATEST PROMO EVER Cactus Jack: I say, "Mikey look at the leaves changing color. The beauty of the fall foilage". But you were too cool to care, weren't you Mikey? I'd say, "Mikey, this is a cassette that means alot to me. If you listen to the words, you'll find that they might change your life." And Mikey took that tape out, and said, "Who is Leonard Cohen?". Then stuck in satanic ritual music of Ozzy Ozbourne and expected me, as a parent of two children to stand there and take it!! I know you don't have money Mikey. So I dished it out. I paid the tolls, I paid the gas. I even gave you food for meals. And what did you come across with? Nothing nutrious. Nothing that would make you into a world champion... I can count each every time Mikey...Doritos. If you want to ruin your body, well that's damn well up to you. But the fact remains, when you don't need Cactus Jack. And you weren't able to get a ride on your own, those Doritos stayed there, and they haunted me, and they called me, until I couldn't take it anymore. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, DON'T YOU REALIZE I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER??!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 Cactus in his last ECW appearance: "And i'd just like to thank the two people who made all this possible... ...STEVIE RICHARDS AND THE BLUE MEANIE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 STEVIE RICHARDS: Hello there, quintissential stud muffin - where'd he get that one from?! - Ssh, ssh, baby goes to sleep... What we really came out here for, Joel - my God, that's a nice sweater... is that bear skin? Very nice, but what we came out for, Joel - calm down, I know you're in the presence of greatness - but what we came out here to do is: We have founded the Blue World Order with Da Blue Guy, Hollywood, and of course Big Stevie Cool. What we need now, is an announcer... and you, you remind me of someone... You bear a striking resemblance to - Oh, guys, he can be our Bisch!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 Brian Pillman, on ECW TV: "I'm going to do the only appropriate thing for Brian Pillman to do...I'm gonna yank out my johnson and piss on this hellhole!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2003 Eric Bischoff is a fucking shithead. You wanna know what Eric Bischoff is? Eric Bischoff is like each and every one of you, A SMART FUCKING MARK"----Brian Pillman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2003 Brian Pillman, to Kevin Sullivan at Superbrawl 96: "I respect you, bookerman!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted December 6, 2003 Booker T: I'm a five time WCW champion! RVD: Wow, you lost the WCW title five times? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2003 (edited) Remember, you need to link from the previous quote. From Raw: The Rock about Booker T and Shane McMahon: "The five time WCW Champion sucka, and the silver spoon motherf[bEEP]!" Edited December 6, 2003 by JHawk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ligerbomb03 Report post Posted December 6, 2003 Actually... "The punk ass suckah and the silver spoon *bleep*" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2003 Remember, you need to link from the previous quote. technically they were both WCW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2003 Remember, you need to link from the previous quote. technically they were both WCW It's supposed to be TV show or one of the people talking and/or mentioned though. Still waiting the next participant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted December 6, 2003 Remember, you need to link from the previous quote. technically they were both WCW It's supposed to be TV show or one of the people talking and/or mentioned though. Still waiting the next participant. Actually, the link was that Pillman's quote had the words "booker man" and I used a Booker T quote. Anyways, continuing on: The Rock imitating Rikishi: I did it for da Rock. I did it for da people. I did it...Aw shut your mouth you thong-wearing fatty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Tazz as a guest ring announcer on SmackDown: "Weighing in at over 6000 pounds from the waist down...RIKISHI! RIKISHI! RIKISHI!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 (edited) Remember, you need to link from the previous quote. technically they were both WCW It's supposed to be TV show or one of the people talking and/or mentioned though. Still waiting the next participant. Actually, the link was that Pillman's quote had the words "booker man" and I used a Booker T quote. Anyways, continuing on: The Rock imitating Rikishi: I did it for da Rock. I did it for da people. I did it...Aw shut your mouth you thong-wearing fatty! Except "bookerman" was Kevin Sullivan. Moving on... Rock to Billy Gunn, July 1999 (the night Billy's career effectively ended, as Rock just verbally destroyed him here): Now...on to Bad Ass Billy Gunn. The Rock knows what took place, the night you won King of the Ring, you got down on your knees, put your little hands together, and you said a prayer, and it sounded like this: *little boy's voice* "Oh dear God...you see, my name's Billy, and I just won King of the Ring. But there's one problem...everybody still thinks *switches to normal voice* THAT I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!" And then, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up, and God himself spoke to you, and said this: "Bob..." "But my name's Billy--" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! You are absolutely right -- you DO suck. But there is one, and one thing only, you can do. You must go find the man who is simply...electrifying. You must go find...THE ROCK." "Oh but God, anybody but the Rock..." "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" "And then Billy, as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek, and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted, the heavens opened, and what seemed like millions...(and millions)...of voices all said to you in unison, "Jabroni, IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'!" Edited December 7, 2003 by CanadianChris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 "Wow Billy! You sound like a human vaccuum cleaner, managing to both suck and blow at the same time! And Billy, since you're not really doing anything lately, I was wondering if you could do me a favor. If in two years time at the King of the Ring I'm not defending a title or even in a match and my very special assignment is to go to WWF NY and eat a meatball sandwich, then please, just shoot me in the head! 1999 is SO two years ago, and it's not my fault if you've done a big pile of nothing since then...and Commissioner, I vow to you that I will not 'Billy Gunn' this King of the Ring title because Billy, I plan on being entertaining." - Edge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 SmackDown (9/12/2002) Billy Gunn: "COME ON, RICO! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! This was all just supposed to be a publicity stunt! Hey - we're not gay, I mean, we've got nothing against gay people... As a matter of fact, if I was gay I probably wouldn't marry Chuck." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Rico (paraphrased): "Get over here Jeff! Goddamn." Survivor Series, I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Raw. Eric Bischoff to Jeff Hardy: "I'm starting to think that I signed the wrong Hardy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
