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Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Can I make men out of these pussies? Come on they are just asking for it!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Hey, what if you stubbed your toe walking to the system or ate a really hot food while playing?

You got me there.

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Hey, what if you stubbed your toe walking to the system or ate a really hot food while playing?

Real men don't cry. The keep walking or they eat the food off of the burns without flinching.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Hey, what if you stubbed your toe walking to the system or ate a really hot food while playing?

Real men don't cry. The keep walking or they eat the food off of the burns without flinching.

Well then what if while you're playing a game people knock down your door for a home invasion and shoot you...are you allowed to cry then?

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Hey, what if you stubbed your toe walking to the system or ate a really hot food while playing?

Real men don't cry. The keep walking or they eat the food off of the burns without flinching.

Well then what if while you're playing a game people knock down your door for a home invasion and shoot you...are you allowed to cry then?

Only if you are a pansy French frog.

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YOU PUSSIES! Thats why you dont get laid you fuckin video game/internet losers, get a life where you REALLY have something to cry about or I'll give you something to cry about.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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YOU PUSSIES! Thats why you dont get laid you fuckin video game/internet losers, get a life where you REALLY have something to cry about or I'll give you something to cry about.

......yeah.....suck on that!

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I cried when once when playing Mario Party.

 

I had the sudden realisation that life is both short and futile, and that I had so far wasted a quarter of it without doing anything of notice, that life was all downhill from now and that soon enough, my life would be over, and that it would be replaced with just nothing.

 

Actually that was all a lie, but if it made one person depressed, it was worth it...

Guest FrigidSoul
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Hey, what if you stubbed your toe walking to the system or ate a really hot food while playing?

Real men don't cry. The keep walking or they eat the food off of the burns without flinching.

Well then what if while you're playing a game people knock down your door for a home invasion and shoot you...are you allowed to cry then?

Only if you are a pansy French frog.

ok then

 

Say you're sitting there minding your own bussiness playing Mario Bros and people bust into your house. They tie you up to a chair, rape your wife in front of you and then proceed to kill her and your child execution style. After that they then cut off your penis and testicles and then give you papercuts on the small amount of webbing inbetween your toes and fingers before robbing you of all your money and all your valuables....

 

ARE YOU THEN ALLOWED TO CRY?!

Guest FrigidSoul
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I just bought the Clay Aiken CD.

Remove your penis and testicles now, you are no longer fit to own them.

Guest I am the Icon
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Nope, hes not. Hes actually on TRL alot....not that I would know... :unsure:

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Who the hell is Clay Aiken? Real men don't watch TRL.

 

Pussies.

Who likes the Seahawks?

 

Pussies, thats who.

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Who the hell is Clay Aiken?  Real men don't watch TRL.

 

Pussies.

Who likes the Seahawks?

 

Pussies, thats who.

Wait, wait, wait.

 

You like the RAIDERS, no?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Who the hell is Clay Aiken?  Real men don't watch TRL.

 

Pussies.

Who likes the Seahawks?

 

Pussies, thats who.

Wait, wait, wait.

 

You like the RAIDERS, no?

....That was low.

 

And hating on Pixies and the Strokes?

 

Meh.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Raider fans are pussies.

Thats it, fucker, put up the dukes...

 

 

pussy.

 

 

:boxing:

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Who the hell is Clay Aiken?  Real men don't watch TRL.

 

Pussies.

Who likes the Seahawks?

 

Pussies, thats who.

Wait, wait, wait.

 

You like the RAIDERS, no?

....That was low.

It's okay, mang -- I like the Saints. Our luck is going to run out starting next week.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Raider fans are pussies.

Thats it, fucker, put up the dukes...

 

 

pussy.

 

 

:boxing:

2 numbers:

 

3 - 7.

 

Raider pussy.

How many championships have the Seahawks won?

 

0

 

pussy.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Who the hell is Clay Aiken?  Real men don't watch TRL.

 

Pussies.

Who likes the Seahawks?

 

Pussies, thats who.

Wait, wait, wait.

 

You like the RAIDERS, no?

....That was low.

It's okay, mang -- I like the Saints. Our luck is going to run out starting next week.

And the Saints had luck? Lets ask Payton Manning what his thoughts on that are....

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Who the hell is Clay Aiken?  Real men don't watch TRL.

 

Pussies.

Who likes the Seahawks?

 

Pussies, thats who.

Wait, wait, wait.

 

You like the RAIDERS, no?

....That was low.

It's okay, mang -- I like the Saints. Our luck is going to run out starting next week.

And the Saints had luck? Lets ask Payton Manning what his thoughts on that are....

Why the FUCK did you even go there?! That was just fucking mean.

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