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Lita's...DOG.

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Is it just me or do I find it kind of...weird (maybe) that she has A DOG WITH HER when she's traveling. Not on a leash. Not in a kennel.

 

IN HER BAG...

 

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

 

It looks like a little fucking rat.

 

Discuss the Dog.

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Guest Choken One

Well, the Dog's ugly...

 

But's It's perfectly understandable to have a dog...

 

I mean Jake carried a fucking snake around...and HHH carried A rat... Wait, that was Sean Waltman.

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Oh that's absolutely disgusting. What a mangy mutt. It has absolutely no right to be on the road or near a WWE arena. You could find better dogs in back alleyways.

 

(wait for it)

 

(wait for it)

 

(wait)

 

... but enough about Lita, the puppy is ok with me.

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Guest Choken One

The only odd thing about it was that she never mentioned having a dog with her...

 

X blew a PRIMO spot where they should have him be all nice and shit but the dog sensing evil growls at him

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Guest Choken One
Where's Jericho and a car when you need him?

Banging away on Trish in the backseat of said car.

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Guest Choken One

Have you people ever seen Pigs?

 

Pigs aren't short and scraggy with gray hair.

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Guest ligerbomb03

I know exactly what pig looks like... I have seen many photos of Stephanie McMahon.

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Where's Jericho and a car when you need him?

Banging away on Trish in the backseat of said car.

They must have stopped on the way back from getting Steph's hand lotion.

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Have you people ever seen Pigs?

 

Pigs aren't short and scraggy with gray hair.

Have you seen that dog? On first glance, it looked like a baby pig.

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That wasn't the dog's TV debut. Lita mentioned on Confidential a while back that she adopted it and now brings it to evry show. Then she called its name and it hopped onto her lap. I wonder how long it'll be before the dog gets fired?

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Wow, I'm not surprised that a lot people on this forum are so stupid as to mistake a Yorkshire Terrier for a pig..

I'm a little surprised you can memorize enough kinds of dogs that when the head of a dog shows up in the corner of the screen and Lita is screaming and wailing you can name the kind off heart.

 

But then again, that's just me.

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Next week, the dog bites Christian and he gets mad and is about to stomp it to death before he thinks better of it and pats the dog on the head again..

 

The following week the dog will run in and cost Christian a match, thus setting up love/hate triangle between the 3 that will provide much comedic relief for RAW for weeks to come.

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X blew a  PRIMO spot where they should have him be all nice and shit but the dog sensing evil growls at him

That would be GOLD!

GOLD, Jerry, GOLD.

 

Best we can probably hope for is a skit involving Xian and the dog that totally apes There's Something About Mary.

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Next week, the dog bites Christian and he gets mad and is about to stomp it to death before he thinks better of it and pats the dog on the head again..

 

The following week the dog will run in and cost Christian a match, thus setting up love/hate triangle between the 3 that will provide much comedic relief for RAW for weeks to come.

Won't happen. Lita's dog is being held down by Lucy.

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Guest CronoT

Guess I'm one of the few well-rounded people when it comes to things BESIDES wrestling. Oh well.

 

Lita's dog is a Yorkshire Terrier. It's a small dog breed, which rarely gets to anything over ten pounds; the average weight is 5-6 pounds. Pet carriers sold for these size/breed of dog sometimes resemble a large bag or soft-sided suitcase.

 

http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/york.cfm

 

There, that's all the info you should need. Now, stop picking on the dog. Heathens.

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I wonder how long it'll be before the dog gets fired?

 

I wonder how long it'll be before the Bossman makes his return and kills and cooks the dog and feeds him to Lita.

Edited by EdwardKnoxII

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Guest TheArchiteck

I thought it was a pretty cute dog.

Although the dog has pretty weak promo skills.

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Guest Choken One

Speaking of Bossman...

 

Why is it that ANY angle just sounds SO SO much better if you pretend it's Bossman...

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Guest CronoT
Speaking of Bossman...

 

Why is it that ANY angle just sounds SO SO much better if you pretend it's Bossman...

Repressed memories trying to hide themselves.

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Guest wrestlingbs
I wonder how long it'll be before the dog gets fired?

 

I wonder how it'll be before the Bossman makes his return and kills and cooks the dog and feeds him to Lita.

Damn, beat me to it.

 

i thought the dog was cute, and surprisingly well behaved.

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