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Guest Italian Stallion

Only reason why Im posting this is because I just got me a free rifle today. Its an AK. My friend said if he ever went to jail for me to take it. Well I found out he went a few days ago so I went to his apartment to pick it up. Nice rifle. Haven't shot it yet but Im sure someone will piss me off in the next couple days. :P

 

Gun I own:

Raven .25

High Pooint .45

Bushmaster AR 50 (shoots 50 Calibers. $3,500 rifle ot it for half that price. It pays off having a friend who owns a pawn shop)

 

Guns I owned:

Mack 10 (Had to get rid of it though. Well I owned it illegally so I didn't wanna carry it around anymore).

 

 

 

 

*Side note* I have been shot once and been shot at a few times. Living in the ghetto is dangerous.

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I have an arsenal, causing I always gotta be peelin caps on the rizzo my nizzo, ya dig? I been hit with a few shells but I don't walk with a limp.

I always carry a piece, usually my gold magnum with a rose inlaid on the barrel. Whenever somebody pisses me off, I write their name on a bullet and that's the one in the chamber for the next time I see them.

I also change the channel on my tv with an uzi.

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Only reason why Im posting this is because I just got me a free rifle today. Its an AK. My friend said if he ever went to jail for me to take it. Well I found out he went a few days ago so I went to his apartment to pick it up. Nice rifle. Haven't shot it yet but Im sure someone will piss me off in the next couple days. :P

 

Gun I own:

Raven .25

High Pooint .45

Bushmaster AR 50 (shoots 50 Calibers. $3,500 rifle ot it for half that price. It pays off having a friend who owns a pawn shop)

 

Guns I owned:

Mack 10 (Had to get rid of it though. Well I owned it illegally so I didn't wanna carry it around anymore).

 

 

 

 

*Side note* I have been shot once and been shot at a few times. Living in the ghetto is dangerous.

So you have a gun from a friend who said he'd give it to you when he went to jail, as if it was inevitable.

 

Since he still had the gun, I'm assuming he went to jail for other reasons, making you an idiot for taking it...

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Guest Italian Stallion

Hes in there for an outstanding warrant. The rifle was kind of both of ours but it was more his. But now I got it because hes gonna be on probation so he cant have it around at his house.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I have a Remington 12 gauge, and another .22 I haven't gotten out in ages. I've got a pretty nice bow, too.

 

I've been looking for a shotgun with a pistol grip that I can keep in the car, but I'm still currently researching both prices, and the legality of a pistol-grip shotgun.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Oh, I know. I'm hoping to never shoot it. The sap on the business end of it is going to get WAY worse than a tweaked wrist, though.

 

Can't hurt much worse than firing two barrels with the stock *not quite* flush with my shoulder. Oh my fucking god...words cannot describe that bruise, which I completely deserved for being a dipshit like that. I'm surprised it didn't break.

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Me and my dad hunt quite a lot so we havequite a few guns at home:

 

Handguns(we only use these for target shooting) :

Colt Woodsman .22

some small-ass Colt .22 that's so small it's illegal to have one but my dad gets to keep it because he bought it before they made it illegal

 

Rifles:

My dad's - Winchester (Model.710 methinks) .270 w/scope

Mine - Lee-Enfield .303 mk-3, built in 1915 and is good as new, shot like 30 rounds in 88 years, plus 10-round magazine(I think the legal limit in canada is 3 or 4 nowadays) = FUN FOR ALL~!

 

Shotguns:

Mine - Winchester-Cooey 840 single-shot .12 gauge

My dad's - Soviet (don't remember the brand but it begins by K, Kostka?) over/under .12 gauge

both of these are 35 years old and like new.

 

That's about it :)

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

Didn't Michael Moore teach you kiddies anything?

 

 

.....that he is a self-righteous hack.

 

 

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

 

 

That said, I don't own a gun.

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Guest FrigidSoul

I want a Desert Eagle, and then I want to shoot a rabbit with the Desert Eagle. I think it would explode, and that would be humerous

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Guest subliminal_animal

My gun shoots missiles and cannonballs and hot lava and Supermans.

 

But enough about me!

 

Only reason why Im posting this is because I just got me a free rifle today.  Its an AK.  My friend said if he ever went to jail for me to take it.  Well I found out he went a few days ago so I went to his apartment to pick it up.  Nice rifle.

Hopefully that scumbag stays locked at the far end of the river for the remainder of his waking days.

 

Haven't shot it yet but Im sure someone will piss me off in the next couple days.  :P

Dude, no.

 

Seriously—please don't go through with this. If the chief of policemans sentences you to the gas chamber, you might not be able to post as much.

 

Raven .25

That's a good price.

 

High Pooint .45

What? Rip—sounds like a knockoff. You need shop a little smarter.

 

Mack 10 (Had to get rid of it though. Well I owned it illegally so I didn't wanna carry it around anymore).

Hopefully you stay locked at the far end of the river for the remainder of your waking days, scumbag.

 

*Side note* I have been shot once and been shot at a few times.  Living in the ghetto is dangerous.

EDIT: My comprehension skills conked out on me for a second there, and I ended up joking this guy off on a faulty premise.

 

That was low and I'm sorry.

 

 

 

So you have a gun from a friend who said he'd give it to you when he went to jail, as if it was inevitable.

His friend lives in the ghetto. You need to think about these things for a minute before you go running your fat mouth.

 

Since he still had the gun, I'm assuming he went to jail for other reasons, making you an idiot for taking it...

I don't quite follow.

 

The gun has street cred. It makes him thug.

 

 

Hes in there for an outstanding warrant. The rifle was kind of both of ours but it was more his. But now I got it because hes gonna be on probation so he cant have it around at his house.

Nice.

 

Now, what you need to do is to kill him in his own home with his own gun as soon as possible.

 

 

 

 

I've been looking for a shotgun with a pistol grip that I can keep in the car, but I'm still currently researching both prices, and the legality of a pistol-grip shotgun.

AoO, bear in mind that you'll destroy your wrist with a pistol grip shotty.

Only if you're an idiot that can't aim. You don't have to be a scientist to kill the other person before they dodge so many of your shots that you can't help slipping up and accidentally suicide yourself.

 

 

EDIT: In light of a recent joke about guns that are toilets, I feel I would be shortchanging myself if I didn't point out that I could've worked a "pistol grip potty" up in there if the comments had been ordered more to my advantage.

 

Oh, I know. I'm hoping to never shoot it.

What a terrible idea.

 

The sap on the business end of it is going to get WAY worse than a tweaked wrist, though.

You can't aim for his wrist. If you do, he or it may not die.

 

And if you aim for your wrist, you can't aim.

 

Can't hurt much worse than firing two barrels with the stock *not quite* flush with my shoulder.

That's not a gun ... that's a toilet.

 

 

 

 

Rifles:

My dad's - Winchester (Model.710 methinks) .270 w/scope

I don't care about this part at all.

 

 

EDIT: I was just thinking about maybe using the word "scope" to make a hilariously incisive observation concerning his dumbbell dad's notorious halitosis, but I still don't care about this part at all.

 

Mine - Lee-Enfield .303 mk-3, built in 1915 and is good as new, shot like 30 rounds in 88 years, plus 10-round magazine(I think the legal limit in canada is 3 or 4 nowadays) = FUN FOR ALL~!

My gun shoots mines and was built in the future, which makes it not an old man's gun.

 

 

 

 

I want a Desert Eagle, and then I want to shoot a rabbit with the Desert Eagle. I think it would explode, and that would be humerous

:lol: I LOL at such a foolish statement! :lol:

 

Maybe someone needs to teach this wiseacre the difference between birds and guns. And rabbits and people you don't know that well.

Edited by subliminal_animal

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*Side note* I have been shot once and been shot at a few times. Living in the ghetto is dangerous.

 

I sympathize. I once had to decapitate someone after he touched my Huffy, and no one does that to my ride. The streetz iz tough, yo.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Yeah, subliminal animal pretty much broke that down for us.

 

Desert Eagle's a waste of money. Get a real nice Glock 9mm instead. Way cheaper, a million times easier to shoot and carry, reliable as a gun can get, and it'll kill someone just as dead.

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I don't own a gun as they are much more difficult to get in this country than in the US. By utter coincidence the amount of shootings that take place here are far lesser than the amount in the US.

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*Side note* I have been shot once and been shot at a few times. Living in the ghetto is dangerous.

 

I sympathize. I once had to decapitate someone after he touched my Huffy, and no one does that to my ride. The streetz iz tough, yo.

My "friend" shot me in the hand with a B.B. gun when I was 10 and it broke skin. They had to pop it out. Still have the scar.

 

Yeah, I'm bad~!

 

Edit: Matter of fact, another "friend" stabbed me in the same friggen hand with a hunting knife when I was 15. He did that thing where you hold the knife by the handle and cover the blade with your other hand. Then act like you're going to stab someone but at the last second pull the knife back and push off with your other hand and make it look like you stab the person.

 

Well, when he did that my first reaction was to put up my hand and I ended up having 1/4 inch of the blade go into my muscle right below my thumb on my palm. Idiot was laughing until he realize he stabbed me.

Edited by Fear Havoc

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Guest FrigidSoul

I don't want to shoot anybody. I want to shoot a rabbit and have it explode...but I want it to be by a small firearm.

 

on Havoc's side topic about stupid friends I was at a former friend's house years ago and he had one of his other friends over. The kid through a hunting knife down at my feet which would have gone through my shoe had he hit it. I decided to drive the kid's head into my former friend's kitchen wall. It left a big dent in the wall (broken plaster and shit)

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

And you thought a Desert Eagle would be a small firearm?

 

Those things are friggin' hand-bazookas.

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Guest JacK

I don't have a gun, it sucks, they like will hardly let you have anything here. I have shot a shotgun numerous times - it's as fun as hell. I gotta get me a gun; if only I can sit on a porch, nurse it and cackle like a nutcase to scare off passers-by

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Guest One Trick Pony
Raven .25

 

I'm surprised Raven even goes for that much anymore. I thought his asking price was an ounce of crack right now.

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And you thought a Desert Eagle would be a small firearm?

 

Those things are friggin' hand-bazookas.

ya, but its a one handed hand bazooka. it still counts as a small firearm to me

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*looks at Your Paragon of Virtue, then over to Agent of Oblivion*

 

<Jimbo voice> Oh my god Agent, its coming right for us!

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I remember my uncle butchering rabbits one time. They make some pretty pitiful noises which are quite depressing.

 

And Plunderin', I'd LOVE to see you fire a Desert Eagle with one hand.

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Yeah, subliminal animal pretty much broke that down for us.

 

Desert Eagle's a waste of money. Get a real nice Glock 9mm instead. Way cheaper, a million times easier to shoot and carry, reliable as a gun can get, and it'll kill someone just as dead.

9mm will stop them if you put a couple into them (assuming you can't get a head shot and he doesn't have a gun as well). Benefit is that it is easier to control and usually lighter so aiming is easier.

 

But if you want 1 hit stopping power look to a .40SW or a .45AP. Blow a fucking chunk out of someone... not to mention it can shoot through a car window well in your case AoO.

 

I'm comparing if say you shot someone in the side or something where they could feasibly still come after you if shot with one 9mm compared to a .40SW or .45AP. But it goes kinda equal and depends if you think you can get more than one round off or if you want one shot stopping power... especially if the guy has a weapon as well.

 

Oh.. and a .22 handgun = BAD idea for defense unless you sneak up on someone... and shoot them in the head.

 

That said the best gun for self defense/home defense is a shotgun. Nothing like hearing the sound of "chik-chik" to put some fear in you.

 

I'm currently looking into the Ruger KP97D 45AP

 

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I may go 9mm and get a Springfield Armory XD9101

 

xd-9.jpg

 

 

I may go Glock but EVERYONE has a Glock now a days.

Edited by MrRant

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