{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Texas can be Aunt Flo, she'll advise the two that they would be stronger together and swerve everybody by becoming a Triple Threat known as The Vagina Monologues. Dr. Tom will come over and fail gimmik after Gimmik (The Booty Mod, Tommy the Quote Master, No Holds Barrediac) until becoming "Triple Hollywood Booker Dames"' enforcer.......................... THE MOD-CIPLE!!! Mod-ciple will bury the "Macho Dama" Ramu Savage, but then out of nowhere The Uuuuuuuuultimate Frozen Block of Piss comes forth (to the tune of Warrior's old WWF theme) I...urinate everywhere <doot doot doot doot doot doot doot> I photoshop cats when I have time to spare <doot doot doot doot doot doot> Then he hits the ring, knocks out Mod-ciple, and shakes the ring ropes furiously while pissing himself...that sets up our PPV Main Event I might just have to see about joining the OAOAST now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 21, 2003 I have no clue what OAOAST is. I'm under a 10 year Hoss contract with TSM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Texas can be Aunt Flo, she'll advise the two that they would be stronger together and swerve everybody by becoming a Triple Threat known as The Vagina Monologues. Dr. Tom will come over and fail gimmik after Gimmik (The Booty Mod, Tommy the Quote Master, No Holds Barrediac) until becoming "Triple Hollywood Booker Dames"' enforcer.......................... THE MOD-CIPLE!!! Mod-ciple will bury the "Macho Dama" Ramu Savage, but then out of nowhere The Uuuuuuuuultimate Frozen Block of Piss comes forth (to the tune of Warrior's old WWF theme) I...urinate everywhere <doot doot doot doot doot doot doot> I photoshop cats when I have time to spare <doot doot doot doot doot doot> Then he hits the ring, knocks out Mod-ciple, and shakes the ring ropes furiously while pissing himself...that sets up our PPV Main Event Too Funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gathering Moss Report post Posted November 21, 2003 I just read through the entire thread and I've got to say that the whole New Me/Banky flamewar seemed kinda forced. I call shenanigans on the both of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 I just read through the entire thread and I've got to say that the whole New Me/Banky flamewar seemed kinda forced. I call shenanigans on the both of them. You're right...it was a work. That's been known for a little while now though........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gathering Moss Report post Posted November 21, 2003 When was it revealed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 It was a worked shoot. What you think was real might have been fake and vice versa. The important thing is not knowing for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 I might just have to see about joining the OAOAST now. Knock yourself out. That rubbish made me swear off it even harder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 21, 2003 What rubbish??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 I like the name change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 This could be one of the best threads in recent memory. Banks, Me, Jay, Sand, bravo to you all. I had so much fucking fun reading this it was unreal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 *starts 'classic thread' chant* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Immaturity was never so popular as it is in this thread. I'm not passing judgement -- simply stating an observation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 21, 2003 See, what did I tell you? Sandman was NOT going to kill himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Sandman and Jay's rouse was only 3 posts each, hardly an elaborate setup. And no one cares until Sandman threatened to kill himself...kind of an easy way for sympathy. Its not like anyone was gonna be like"Yea, do it, son". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 This thread had everything, swerves, flaming, and dr. tom's beautiful avatar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 And now it has the COCKSTRIDER~! All is well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 21, 2003 My sig has lightning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Best. Thread. In a While. This makes me miss how TSM was when I first started posting. I miss my post-whoring days with CWM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 I have no clue what OAOAST is. I'm under a 10 year Hoss contract with TSM Ahem. Just scroll down to the bottom of the board. You too, Mr. Piss. ::runs before cheap plug police pistol whip him.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 GREATEST THREAD EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Texas can be Aunt Flo, she'll advise the two that they would be stronger together and swerve everybody by becoming a Triple Threat known as The Vagina Monologues. Dr. Tom will come over and fail gimmik after Gimmik (The Booty Mod, Tommy the Quote Master, No Holds Barrediac) until becoming "Triple Hollywood Booker Dames"' enforcer.......................... THE MOD-CIPLE!!! Mod-ciple will bury the "Macho Dama" Ramu Savage, but then out of nowhere The Uuuuuuuuultimate Frozen Block of Piss comes forth (to the tune of Warrior's old WWF theme) I...urinate everywhere I photoshop cats when I have time to spare Then he hits the ring, knocks out Mod-ciple, and shakes the ring ropes furiously while pissing himself...that sets up our PPV Main Event Then Stardust would be...Stardust! Of course, she wouldn't need a wig, just dye her hair bright blonde. And instead of walking around quoting movies, she can quote posts from here. Example: Announcer:"Stardust, how do you feel about your upcoming match?" Stardust:"(deep breath)...NEXT SATURDAY...I'M GONNA DO IT! And Incandenza and Kinetic would be on commentary, that way they're both in the same place at the same time. And if the rumors ARE true, then we just have Inc do different voices, making it seem like we have two announcers while we pay one guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 21, 2003 *reads whole thread* "Nope, Still don't care" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Then Stardust would be...Stardust! Of course, she wouldn't need a wig, just dye her hair bright blonde. And instead of walking around quoting movies, she can quote posts from here. Example: Announcer:"Stardust, how do you feel about your upcoming match?" Stardust:"(deep breath)...NEXT SATURDAY...I'M GONNA DO IT! And Incandenza and Kinetic would be on commentary, that way they're both in the same place at the same time. And if the rumors ARE true, then we just have Inc do different voices, making it seem like we have two announcers while we pay one guy. What is up with people suggesting I dye my hair blonde? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Then Stardust would be...Stardust! Of course, she wouldn't need a wig, just dye her hair bright blonde. And instead of walking around quoting movies, she can quote posts from here. Example: Announcer:"Stardust, how do you feel about your upcoming match?" Stardust:"(deep breath)...NEXT SATURDAY...I'M GONNA DO IT! And Incandenza and Kinetic would be on commentary, that way they're both in the same place at the same time. And if the rumors ARE true, then we just have Inc do different voices, making it seem like we have two announcers while we pay one guy. I don't know who the last 2 people(or one person as you make it seem) are since I'm new here but we need a Dusty Rhodes to yell out "Dey's uh-flamin' , dey's a flamin in-uh-da vid-ya-games foldah!" when Ramu Savage attacks SaDoinkura the Final Fantasy Clown. I nominate Andrew for that role...AnDustyrew Rhodes? Of course Barron will be a Blue Blood...until we make him "Bob Barron; a real Mark's Mark!" and in his debut vidnette he'll be sitting in a recliner wearing a flannel shirt watching Vince bury Main Event talent before turning his head, smiling at the camera and giving the thumbs up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *scratches head and leaves* Report post Posted November 21, 2003 *scratches head and leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Damn here a month and nearly 1000 posts.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 21, 2003 *scratches head and leaves* Never in the history of TSM has a post so easily summed up my feelings toward a thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Damn here a month and nearly 1000 posts.... as I've stated before, I'm stuck in the house due to medical problems (my disability should be going through soon) and this place has alot of good folders for discussion(least as far as my interests go). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 *scratches head and leaves* Never in the history of TSM has a post so easily summed up my feelings toward a thread Yet you've posted in here 3 times and continue to lurk in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
