Democratic Debate: Part 800

[Jobber of the Week 0]

As Democratic presidential hopefuls headed to Des Moines, Iowa, for a Monday debate, Missouri Rep. Dick Gephardt delivered a blistering attack Sunday on former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean’s fiscal record. With the struggle between them growing more intense by the day, the Dean-Gephardt fireworks are likely to be the highlight of Monday’s two-hour debate, which will televised live on MSNBC at 4 p.m. ET.

 

http://www.msnbc.com/news/997195.asp?0cv=CB10

 

More on their arguement at that link. This is mostly a thread for discussion when it pops up. I may be here or not for it.

[MrRant 0]

I've found Democratic debates to be somewhat similar to watching cheese age.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Is Carol what's-her-name still hanging around?...

[Lando Griffin 0]

Is Carol what's-her-name still hanging around?...

Of course! She's in it for the long haul! Until she wins!!!!!!1

[Guest Choken One]

This will do absolutely nothing.

 

It won't seperate the boring fucks from the idiot fucks anymore then the others one did...

 

Just draw a name outta a hat...No one cares anyhow.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

It's been pretty funny so far. Everyone and their mother are attacking and misquoting Dean so far.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Brokaw isn't taking it easy on the candidates.

 

He just asked Sharpton about Tawana Brawley. Heh.

[Vyce 0]

Damn, I wish I had seen that, if for no other reason than to see Brokaw try and pronounce "Tawana Brawley".

 

Seriously, though, these 9 (10? I lose count) need to just Thunderdome. 9/10 men / women enter, one candidate leaves.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Nine, and it would be interesting.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Is Thunderdome a wrestling gimmick I'm not aware of or something?

[NoCalMike 0]

Wait a second. When was the live airing of this? I am gonna be at school for the 5pm/8pm eastern airing, so I may watch the replay at 11pm, but when did this originally air? I am currently watching Hardball and it seems like this debate already happened today!?!

[Justice 0]

Is Thunderdome a wrestling gimmick I'm not aware of or something?

Mad Max, dude. TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVE!

 

Personally, we should just start doing gladitorial bouts for the Presidency. It'd be so much more entertaining.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Mad Max, dude. TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVE!

Oh, I'm not that well educated in bad movies, I guess. I don't even know what Mad Max is but a movie that everyone says is very cheesy.

 

And NoCalMike, it'll be reairing at 6PM, choose if you prefer the debate or Raw, I guess.

[NoCalMike 0]

Mad Max, dude. TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVE!

Oh, I'm not that well educated in bad movies, I guess. I don't even know what Mad Max is but a movie that everyone says is very cheesy.

 

And NoCalMike, it'll be reairing at 6PM, choose if you prefer the debate or Raw, I guess.

I'll be in class for the 6pm airing, but I checked my guide and it comes on at 11pm so I may check that out. I really only watch these things to see what Al Sharpton will say since everyone else is pretty predictable.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I caught a bit of it. Clark, Kucinich, and Sharpton sounded really dumb tonight. Mosely-Braun sounded her normal level of dumb. John Edwards was boring. No one else spoke before I went to dinner.

 

As much I love Wesley Clark's Outkast ad, he ain't cuttin' the mustard.

[Guest Choken One]

Dean...

 

What's with the combover?

[Vyce 0]

Mad Max, dude. TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVE!

Oh, I'm not that well educated in bad movies, I guess. I don't even know what Mad Max is but a movie that everyone says is very cheesy.

Wha.....dude, you've never seen "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome"?

 

......what's WRONG with you?

 

MASTA BLASTA RUN BARTERTOWN!!!!!!

[Guest Choken One]

If there is a Thunderdome...

 

Ya gotta give the Odds to Clark for the Military Expirence or Sharpton for the Hair...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

He just asked Sharpton about Tawana Brawley. Heh.

What did Poo-Face say?

 

"Can't win 'em all, Tom."

 

OR

 

"Us race-baiting pieces of shit can't spot the racists ALL the time."

 

OR

 

"I'm sure those cops pulled over a black motorist in the past, so I was justified..."

[Guest Choken One]

I still want Sharpton/Bush.

 

The Debate spoofs on SNL will be gold.

 

Knowing Lorne though...He'll have Jimmy Fallon play Sharpton

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

He just asked Sharpton about Tawana Brawley. Heh.

What did Poo-Face say?

 

"Can't win 'em all, Tom."

 

OR

 

"Us race-baiting pieces of shit can't spot the racists ALL the time."

 

OR

 

"I'm sure those cops pulled over a black motorist in the past, so I was justified..."

Basically said something to the effect of "Well, I still stand by my convictions. I didn't know she was lying, and there was no reason for me to believe that was the case."

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Did anyone see Biff Henderson traveling with the Dean campaign on Letterman? A Jimmy Dean reference, a healthcare rant that lasts 7 seconds because Henderson got bored, a check-up, etc.

 

HENDERSON: Bush spits (video), he trips (video), he hits his head getting into a helicopter (video.) Admit it: he's a goofball.

 

DEAN: The evidence is he's a little weird.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

OK -- don't leave me hanging on this one:

 

Say, did you know John Kerry served...

 

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Whoa. If the whole Senate thing backfires, he could serve on the International Coalition of Pancakes.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Edit: Nevermind, I fixed it.

 

And yes, Dick Gephardt *IS* the ONE MAN SOUND MACHINE