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The One and Only Death Threat Thread

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Feeling a bit angry at the world?

 

Can't let those frustrations out?

 

Wanna git yo' hate on?

 

Then direct any and all wishes, hopes, desires, threats, vows, promises and/or thoughts of a death unto moi, EL BRUJ0.

 

Unlike some of the other pussies who post on this board, this pussy can take the deadly dick, no matter the size.

 

So what are you waiting for? You know you want to.

 

Death, it's what's for dinner.

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I <3 you!

 

How could anybody be mad at El Brujo? Misdirected anger has led to many a broken heart, and I don't want my good budddy Brujo getting hurt. So, no, I will not take out my anger on you.

Edited by justsoyouknow

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Fuck Dames.

 

Seriously, I'm offering my services as a "death" recipient, if you will. Just substitute my name for the person(s) that you want dead and post it in this thread.

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FUCK YOU, "EL BRUJO"! HOW DARE YOU RAT ME OUT TO THE CAMPUS POLICE OFFICER, JUST BECAUSE I STOLE SHEEP HEARTS FROM HPA AND RUBBED THEM ALL OVER YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CARDOOR HANDLES, WINDSHIELD, AND LEFT IT ON THE HOOD TO MELT? I HAD TO SIT IN THAT BITCH'S OFFICE THREE DAYS IN A ROW BECAUSE OF YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU EVER COME WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

 

....whew. That felt good.

 

I'm getting banned now, aren't I?

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Guest Just J
FUCK YOU, "EL BRUJO"! HOW DARE YOU RAT ME OUT TO THE CAMPUS POLICE OFFICER, JUST BECAUSE I STOLE SHEEP HEARTS FROM HPA AND RUBBED THEM ALL OVER YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CARDOOR HANDLES, WINDSHIELD, AND LEFT IT ON THE HOOD TO MELT? I HAD TO SIT IN THAT BITCH'S OFFICE THREE DAYS IN A ROW BECAUSE OF YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU EVER COME WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

 

....whew. That felt good.

 

I'm getting banned now, aren't I?

We can only hope and pray. I know I'm doing my part. :D

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Brujo, you punk piece of shit, I'll crack you in the grill with a clawhammer until you shit incisors out your urethra. Then I'll fuck you until you love me.

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Guest Skironox

I want to kill the bird that crapped all over my windshield.

 

And my old boss for holding me down.

 

Wasn't almost exactly the same thread created a week ago? (I know, this ones a month old...)

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(names have been changed to protect my innocent ass)

 

It wasn't that long ago, when I first saw EL BRUJ0 and his arrogant ass. Some how, even in that first faithful meeting, I knew that he must die. I can't really say how I knew, but part of me had it in for him the second we met. Maybe it was the way he didn't look me in the eye, as if I wasn't worthy to look at, when we were introduced to one another. Or maybe it was the way he carried the conversation, talking only about himself and all of the self-important things he had accomplished, pausing only to take a drag of smoke from his clove cigarette and blowing said smoke in anyone's, including mine, face. Or was it the fact that everyone seem to entranced by him, both males and females, and would gather around him like some sort of art masterpiece that needed to be fawned over and admired. What ever spell drove the idiotic sheep to such unnatural servility, clearly I was immune to it.

 

Now, you may think just petty jealousy is my sole motivation, but that, if it has any part to do with it at all, would be a miniscule part. No, for you see, there are noble and honorable intentions that further push me to seek the mortal demise of one EL BRUJ0. I'm going to be providing an excellent service to the world, by ridding BRUJ0 from it. For clearly, such a bewitching individual, if left to pursue his own sick and twisted vices, could pose a threat many years from now. Yes, the only sane and rational course of action would be to neutralize such a threat. But how to go about doing such a thing?

 

The methods of death are numerous and easy to do, but the puzzle lies in how to achieve one without suffering the legal consequences that would surely fall on me after such an acheivement. How to grasp my hands on that object without anyone realizing what I have done? Perhaps I could lure him over to my abode with promise of heavy drink and/or promiscuous women; how that fiend likes to indulge in both. Or perchance I may offer him boarding after one of his deviant binges or sanctuary when he is avoiding the authorities.

 

Whatever and however I choose to dispose of EL BRUJ0, rest assured that the reckoning is about to take the first step in its journey, and that the fates may have no mercy and curse that devil's unholy soul.

 

EL BRUJO you're going to die.

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