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Guest Salacious Crumb

How much would it take for you to work on a Christmas Tree lot in below freezing temperatures for a month?

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Guest Salacious Crumb
The permission to throw frozen pine cones at customers as they leave.

Hmmmm...... I like the way you think.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
A kilogram of pure heroin.

Simple things for a simple man.

You're not looking at the big picture, Rant. In a decent metropolitan area, one could set up that tree lot, take the heroin and cut it out to decently average street purity, put the word out to a few junkies, and you'd have people with no fingers to their gloves lining up around the block to make a quick score, under the PERFECT cover. Christmas trees. That, combined with whatever low wage you make legitimately, would usher in a VERY happy New Year.

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Lets see, the pinecone thing sounds pretty nice. I'd go with a nice, warm jacket, unlimited amounts of hot chocolate(and bathroom facilities). Plus 8$ an hour plus tips. Fine with me.

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