Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 How much would it take for you to work on a Christmas Tree lot in below freezing temperatures for a month?
MrRant Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 The permission to throw frozen pine cones at customers as they leave.
DerangedHermit Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 The permission to throw frozen pine cones at customers as they leave. Thank god it's just throwin' em.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 The permission to throw frozen pine cones at customers as they leave. Hmmmm...... I like the way you think.
The Czech Republic Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 As much hot chocolate as I want. And a special someone to keep me company. Awwwwwww.
Guest Fook Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 A kilogram of pure heroin.
MrRant Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 A kilogram of pure heroin. Simple things for a simple man.
1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Irish up my coffee a little bit and we got a deal!
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 It'll be about 9 an hour plus tips.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 A kilogram of pure heroin. Simple things for a simple man. You're not looking at the big picture, Rant. In a decent metropolitan area, one could set up that tree lot, take the heroin and cut it out to decently average street purity, put the word out to a few junkies, and you'd have people with no fingers to their gloves lining up around the block to make a quick score, under the PERFECT cover. Christmas trees. That, combined with whatever low wage you make legitimately, would usher in a VERY happy New Year.
CanadianChris Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Unlimited use of the wood chipper. And not just on trees.
Dr. Tom Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 $1,000,000, and a harem of attractive brunettes to blow me after a hard day of work.
nl5xsk1 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Give me a bottle of anything. And a glazed doughnut. To go. (a shiny nickel to anyone that gets the reference.)
1234-5678 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Give me a bottle of anything. And a glazed doughnut. To go. (a shiny nickel to anyone that gets the reference.) Jane's Addiction "Been Caught Stealing".
The Kid Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Lets see, the pinecone thing sounds pretty nice. I'd go with a nice, warm jacket, unlimited amounts of hot chocolate(and bathroom facilities). Plus 8$ an hour plus tips. Fine with me.
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