Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted November 25, 2003 How much would it take for you to work on a Christmas Tree lot in below freezing temperatures for a month? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 The permission to throw frozen pine cones at customers as they leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 The permission to throw frozen pine cones at customers as they leave. Thank god it's just throwin' em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted November 25, 2003 The permission to throw frozen pine cones at customers as they leave. Hmmmm...... I like the way you think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 As much hot chocolate as I want. And a special someone to keep me company. Awwwwwww. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted November 25, 2003 A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 25, 2003 A kilogram of pure heroin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 A kilogram of pure heroin. Simple things for a simple man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 How much is the offer for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Irish up my coffee a little bit and we got a deal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted November 25, 2003 It'll be about 9 an hour plus tips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 25, 2003 A kilogram of pure heroin. Simple things for a simple man. You're not looking at the big picture, Rant. In a decent metropolitan area, one could set up that tree lot, take the heroin and cut it out to decently average street purity, put the word out to a few junkies, and you'd have people with no fingers to their gloves lining up around the block to make a quick score, under the PERFECT cover. Christmas trees. That, combined with whatever low wage you make legitimately, would usher in a VERY happy New Year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Unlimited use of the wood chipper. And not just on trees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 $1,000,000, and a harem of attractive brunettes to blow me after a hard day of work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Give me a bottle of anything. And a glazed doughnut. To go. (a shiny nickel to anyone that gets the reference.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Give me a bottle of anything. And a glazed doughnut. To go. (a shiny nickel to anyone that gets the reference.) Jane's Addiction "Been Caught Stealing". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Lets see, the pinecone thing sounds pretty nice. I'd go with a nice, warm jacket, unlimited amounts of hot chocolate(and bathroom facilities). Plus 8$ an hour plus tips. Fine with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites