Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted November 26, 2003 I'm the very reason why there should not be Same-Sex bathrooms. I actually became aroused by reading this thread. Your the very reason why nothing should happen....ever. Seriously, I'm a pervert when it comes to Women's restrooms. And I don't need Sexual Harrassment lawsuits comng my way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 And, as mentioned earlier, how would you like to emerge from a stall, after having a particularly nasty shit, and finding a hot girl right outside the stall... Not cool. Probably as much as I'd like to see my better half notice a porno-screenshot on my computer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Terror 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Probably as much as I'd like to see my better half notice a porno-screenshot on my computer... ouch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Universal bathrooms Guys get: Bloody rags, the latest vapid gossip and hearing girls take huge dumps Girls get: Guys hitting on them (such a place too), piss on the seats and hearing guys take huge dumps Seriously, what's not to like about this idea? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 I'm the very reason why there should not be Same-Sex bathrooms. I actually became aroused by reading this thread. POST OF THE DAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 (edited) Girls get: Guys hitting on them (such a place too), piss on the seats and hearing guys take huge dumps Don't forget the rubbers machine. Unless these devices are also in the women's restrooms... Edited November 26, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Don't forget the rubbers machine. Rubbers for the guys Fresh rags for the ladies Everyone's a winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 this thing is a million different lawsuits just waiting to happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Terror 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 (edited) I'm the very reason why there should not be Same-Sex bathrooms. I actually became aroused by reading this thread. Speaking of the connection between women going to the bathroom and getting aroused, there was an old pervert a few years back around my neck of the woods who was caught in a...rather bizarre situation. You see, he had lowered himself down into the women's outhouse at a festival (a real outhouse--this was in the country). He was wearing a homemade plastic suit and he was having a bang up time watching woman after woman taking dumps, etc above him. Well, finally he was spotted by a seriously freaked out lady and hauled off by the police. Edited November 27, 2003 by Swift Terror Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 Wonder if he ever brought a video camera with him?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Terror 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 *has mental images of what might be captured on such a camera* *retches on late night snack* (sick thing is plenty of twisted men out there would want copies) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 (sick thing is plenty of twisted men out there would want copies) Where can I get a copy? It's for... umm... a friend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 One time I downloaded what I thought was going to be a three-way porn clip. Turned out it was just a chick in the park. I was waiting for the other two participants, but nothing happened. She then took off her pants and I'm thinking "OK, there's still hope." They zoomed in on her bottom area – still possible. The video was only a fraction of the way completed. She started smoking a cancer stick, and then I realized it was too late. She pooed. I didn't look at porn after that for at least 10 minutes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 One time I downloaded what I thought was going to be a three-way porn clip. Turned out it was just a chick in the park. I was waiting for the other two participants, but nothing happened. She then took off her pants and I'm thinking "OK, there's still hope." They zoomed in on her bottom area – still possible. The video was only a fraction of the way completed. She started smoking a cancer stick, and then I realized it was too late. She pooed. Seen it I didn't look at porn after that for at least 10 minutes... You have quite the refractory period there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 Seen it So what did do you think she ate that day?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 That cancer stick's expended brethren Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 I've seen that one as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 I've never seen that before. However one time I did see this one one that had a girl rolling around in something that looked sort of like chocalate. I was like "Ok...she's going to get all chocalated up and somebody's going to lick it all off!" well then a big sign flashed across the bottom of the screen "YES THIS IS SHIT!" Oh man I freaked....then jacked off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 27, 2003 That outhouse trick would make for a great music video. Imagine some kind of REALLY cheerful japanese dance-pop..plop..plop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 Nothing wrong with same sex bathrooms, i use the mens toilet in clubs all the time, there's less of a queue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 Nothing wrong with same sex bathrooms, i use the mens toilet in clubs all the time, there's less of a queue. Your in another country.....it doesn't count. This is America...don't you know we're the only ones that matter??? *that was sarcasm by the way* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 It's different in a club anyway. Nobody's actually going to the bathroom in there, it's just coke sniffing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2003 I've seen that one as well. Are you sure you didn't FILM it? What's the big deal between a men's room and women's room? It's not about "gender identity," it's about what you use to piss. I happen to be able to stand up to release my bladder's content, while the females need to sit down. So? Just take the fucking signs off of the fucking door, and put up a fucking "MEN'S" or "WOMEN'S" sign. Or, best yet, the actual male/female symbols! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 if they were planning on adding an all sex's bathroom, fine, but keep the male/female ones too so people have a choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 That's it! Men/Women/Other. Problem solved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 28, 2003 If that still doesn't attend to someone's needs, they can just get a colostomy bag hooked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yankovic fan 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2003 A. I brought this same issue up in 11th grade when we were discussing the whole seperate but equal is not constitutional. My teacher called me an idiot for suggesting bathrooms be "gender neutral." Granted, I was being a wise guy about the matter, but still it was a vaild point, as illustrated here. B. At my university, it'd be a bad idea anyway. In the men's room of one building, each stall has a whole in the wall and on more than one occasion, I'll be doing my business and see an eyeball in the whole, getting a free show. Just imagine with women in there too. I think over all the idea that going with what is in your pants should be the deciding factor of what bathroom to use. OR just use the bushes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2003 Those holes aren't for looking, they're for sticking your dick through. Whoever's using them to peep isn't down with the scene, which I know about cause I read it in a book, not from experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2003 yeah, so never put your eye up to a glory hole unless you want it poked out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
