Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 I'm the very reason why there should not be Same-Sex bathrooms. I actually became aroused by reading this thread. Your the very reason why nothing should happen....ever. Seriously, I'm a pervert when it comes to Women's restrooms. And I don't need Sexual Harrassment lawsuits comng my way.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 And, as mentioned earlier, how would you like to emerge from a stall, after having a particularly nasty shit, and finding a hot girl right outside the stall... Not cool. Probably as much as I'd like to see my better half notice a porno-screenshot on my computer...
Swift Terror Posted November 26, 2003 Author Report Posted November 26, 2003 Probably as much as I'd like to see my better half notice a porno-screenshot on my computer... ouch...
Slayer Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Universal bathrooms Guys get: Bloody rags, the latest vapid gossip and hearing girls take huge dumps Girls get: Guys hitting on them (such a place too), piss on the seats and hearing guys take huge dumps Seriously, what's not to like about this idea?
1234-5678 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 I'm the very reason why there should not be Same-Sex bathrooms. I actually became aroused by reading this thread. POST OF THE DAY
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 (edited) Girls get: Guys hitting on them (such a place too), piss on the seats and hearing guys take huge dumps Don't forget the rubbers machine. Unless these devices are also in the women's restrooms... Edited November 26, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway
Slayer Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Don't forget the rubbers machine. Rubbers for the guys Fresh rags for the ladies Everyone's a winner!
Ravenbomb Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 this thing is a million different lawsuits just waiting to happen
Swift Terror Posted November 26, 2003 Author Report Posted November 26, 2003 (edited) I'm the very reason why there should not be Same-Sex bathrooms. I actually became aroused by reading this thread. Speaking of the connection between women going to the bathroom and getting aroused, there was an old pervert a few years back around my neck of the woods who was caught in a...rather bizarre situation. You see, he had lowered himself down into the women's outhouse at a festival (a real outhouse--this was in the country). He was wearing a homemade plastic suit and he was having a bang up time watching woman after woman taking dumps, etc above him. Well, finally he was spotted by a seriously freaked out lady and hauled off by the police. Edited November 27, 2003 by Swift Terror
Nighthawk Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Wonder if he ever brought a video camera with him?...
Swift Terror Posted November 27, 2003 Author Report Posted November 27, 2003 *has mental images of what might be captured on such a camera* *retches on late night snack* (sick thing is plenty of twisted men out there would want copies)
Slayer Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 (sick thing is plenty of twisted men out there would want copies) Where can I get a copy? It's for... umm... a friend
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 One time I downloaded what I thought was going to be a three-way porn clip. Turned out it was just a chick in the park. I was waiting for the other two participants, but nothing happened. She then took off her pants and I'm thinking "OK, there's still hope." They zoomed in on her bottom area – still possible. The video was only a fraction of the way completed. She started smoking a cancer stick, and then I realized it was too late. She pooed. I didn't look at porn after that for at least 10 minutes...
Slayer Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 One time I downloaded what I thought was going to be a three-way porn clip. Turned out it was just a chick in the park. I was waiting for the other two participants, but nothing happened. She then took off her pants and I'm thinking "OK, there's still hope." They zoomed in on her bottom area – still possible. The video was only a fraction of the way completed. She started smoking a cancer stick, and then I realized it was too late. She pooed. Seen it I didn't look at porn after that for at least 10 minutes... You have quite the refractory period there
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Seen it So what did do you think she ate that day?...
Slayer Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 That cancer stick's expended brethren
Damaramu Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 I've never seen that before. However one time I did see this one one that had a girl rolling around in something that looked sort of like chocalate. I was like "Ok...she's going to get all chocalated up and somebody's going to lick it all off!" well then a big sign flashed across the bottom of the screen "YES THIS IS SHIT!" Oh man I freaked....then jacked off.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 That outhouse trick would make for a great music video. Imagine some kind of REALLY cheerful japanese dance-pop..plop..plop.
welshjerichomark Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Nothing wrong with same sex bathrooms, i use the mens toilet in clubs all the time, there's less of a queue.
Damaramu Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Nothing wrong with same sex bathrooms, i use the mens toilet in clubs all the time, there's less of a queue. Your in another country.....it doesn't count. This is America...don't you know we're the only ones that matter??? *that was sarcasm by the way*
Nighthawk Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 It's different in a club anyway. Nobody's actually going to the bathroom in there, it's just coke sniffing.
Corey_Lazarus Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 I've seen that one as well. Are you sure you didn't FILM it? What's the big deal between a men's room and women's room? It's not about "gender identity," it's about what you use to piss. I happen to be able to stand up to release my bladder's content, while the females need to sit down. So? Just take the fucking signs off of the fucking door, and put up a fucking "MEN'S" or "WOMEN'S" sign. Or, best yet, the actual male/female symbols!
NoCalMike Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 if they were planning on adding an all sex's bathroom, fine, but keep the male/female ones too so people have a choice.
Nighthawk Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 That's it! Men/Women/Other. Problem solved.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 If that still doesn't attend to someone's needs, they can just get a colostomy bag hooked up.
yankovic fan Posted November 29, 2003 Report Posted November 29, 2003 A. I brought this same issue up in 11th grade when we were discussing the whole seperate but equal is not constitutional. My teacher called me an idiot for suggesting bathrooms be "gender neutral." Granted, I was being a wise guy about the matter, but still it was a vaild point, as illustrated here. B. At my university, it'd be a bad idea anyway. In the men's room of one building, each stall has a whole in the wall and on more than one occasion, I'll be doing my business and see an eyeball in the whole, getting a free show. Just imagine with women in there too. I think over all the idea that going with what is in your pants should be the deciding factor of what bathroom to use. OR just use the bushes
Nighthawk Posted November 29, 2003 Report Posted November 29, 2003 Those holes aren't for looking, they're for sticking your dick through. Whoever's using them to peep isn't down with the scene, which I know about cause I read it in a book, not from experience.
Ravenbomb Posted November 29, 2003 Report Posted November 29, 2003 yeah, so never put your eye up to a glory hole unless you want it poked out
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