Guest Fook Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Anybody else ever notice this? During every single Mizark segment or match, the cameras zoom in on his face. And he's always ANGRY~! (You have to say it like that for effect). Hell, during tonight's six man match, they must of showed a closeup of his face at least a dozen times. My question is simply, why? They don't do this for anyone else (except for some of Kane's backstage interviews, but even then), so why for Mark Henry?
ChrisMWaters Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 It's to show he's not the happy, jovial Mark Henry of the past, but rather a mean, bear-like Mark Henry.
deancoles Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 It's to show he's not the happy, jovial Mark Henry of the past, but rather a mean, bear-like Mark Henry. Showing closeups of his face are better than showing closeups of his sweat covered back.
Guest Choken One Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Who has a worse case of Swampass? Henry or RVD?
Silence Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 It's to show he's not the happy, jovial Mark Henry of the past, but rather a mean, bear-like Mark Henry. Speaking of that, wasn't anyone else getting rather sick of hearing JR talk about Mark Henry being a bear constantly? I mean, damn, he must have orgasmed 20 times over the hosses tonight judging by his commentary.
AndrewTS Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 I believe a "bear" is the homosexual community's term for a hoss, incidentally.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 It's to show he's not the happy, jovial Mark Henry of the past, but rather a mean, bear-like Mark Henry. Speaking of that, wasn't anyone else getting rather sick of hearing JR talk about Mark Henry being a bear constantly? I mean, damn, he must have orgasmed 20 times over the hosses tonight judging by his commentary. Just be glad he wasn't on SMackdown with the whole Team Lesnar thing going around.
Guest ligerbomb03 Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Damn, Jim Ross is talking like a damn queer now.
A Happy Medium Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Heh, Mark Henry being a bear. I want to see him growl, take out his arm, swipe, and just bear claw someone across the face...then look disinterested and walk away. Henry: WRAR! *clubs Booker T to the side, groans then walks away*
Silence Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Damn, Jim Ross is talking like a damn queer now. And The King still yells "puppies" every time Trish has a match.
Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 I laughed at Jim Ross going "He's a damn black bear...err...uhhh...monster! He is a monster!" or something to that effect. I await the day when JR just gives up trying to hide his true feelings and screams "AH SOMEBODY GIVE THE GORILLA A BANANA!"
deancoles Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 At least Henry will be gone in 2006.If i was wwe i would have paid his contract up in 2000 when they could afford to.
A Happy Medium Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 You know what's sad, a prejudiced and stereotypical white southern play by play guy would be the most interesting thing on RAW in a long time. Well, there already was necrophilia.
A Happy Medium Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 At least Henry will be gone in 2006.If i was wwe i would have paid his contract up in 2000 when they could afford to. Eh, but back in 2000, Henry was semi entertaining..albeit in a sick way, with his affair with Mae Young. They could've kept that whole thing around for the RTC angle. You have the RTC come to the ring, surround Mae, and call out Mark Henry. The Sexual Chocolate Black Bear (just had a visual of Conan's masturbating bear) comes out and gets on the mic and looks at Stevie, who stands just in front of Mae, blocking her. Mark: I...like...old...white...women!!! WRAR! *BAR KLAW~! on Stevie Richards, and he then grabs Mae and lumbers away from the ring.*
razazteca Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Just be happy that Mark Henry changed his siglet.
Cuban Linx Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Those aren't close-ups, he's just that damn fat it looks like it.
Guest Trivia247 Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 because he is so massive a full body close up shot would ruin the camera lense
2GOLD Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Gone in 2006? COME ON PEOPLE! Mark Henry will get a new contract for more money and two World title runs. Henry is the FUTURE OF THIS BUSINESS BAH GAWD
Guest Quik Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 I laughed at Jim Ross going "He's a damn black bear...err...uhhh...monster! He is a monster!" or something to that effect. I await the day when JR just gives up trying to hide his true feelings and screams "AH SOMEBODY GIVE THE GORILLA A BANANA!" Don't forget the requisite "MAH GAWD KANG!" leading up to that.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 yea, but have you guys seen his finisher......IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!
Styles Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 yea, but have you guys seen his finisher......IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!! "World's Strongest Slam" might be the stupidest name for a finisher I've ever heard. But if this was 1984, he'd be over huge, and in an angle with Hogan...
OldSchoolWrestling Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 I believe a "bear" is the homosexual community's term for a hoss, incidentally. Google led me to this: Bear Glossary Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are often considered to have "cuddly" bodies.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 yea, but have you guys seen his finisher......IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!! "World's Strongest Slam" might be the stupidest name for a finisher I've ever heard. But if this was 1984, he'd be over huge, and in an angle with Hogan... hmmmmmm.......Wrestlemania XX is right around the corner* *ah, fuck no
notJames Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but now that Mizark sports dreads, he looks a lot like Predator.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Just for weirdness sake...I'd like to see Mark Henry bald. Give him the Bad News Brown look! ...speaking of that, where has Bad News been recently?
AndrewTS Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are often considered to have "cuddly" bodies. Okay, then Henry wouldn't qualify. A-Train, though...
The Mandarin Posted December 10, 2003 Report Posted December 10, 2003 "If Mark Henry shit in the woods, would he make a sound?" - Old proverb
Tawren Posted December 10, 2003 Report Posted December 10, 2003 Heh, Mark Henry being a bear. I want to see him growl, take out his arm, swipe, and just bear claw someone across the face...then look disinterested and walk away. Henry: WRAR! *clubs Booker T to the side, groans then walks away*
buffybeast Posted December 10, 2003 Report Posted December 10, 2003 Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are often considered to have "cuddly" bodies. Okay, then Henry wouldn't qualify. A-Train, though... A-train is the embodiment of a bear. No question.
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