Idiots. All of you. Every single one.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Too much effort for a crap gag.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

SDFLS:KDJF:LKSDJF:LJ

 

OH MY CHRIST.

 

I am in mental debt to Jobber.

[1234-5678 0]

Ok, that picture definitely kicks ass.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

The picture is not funny to me as I actually think that is more reality than hilarity. Great job though.

[Slayer 0]

HEY!!! Leave poor Kenshin out of this, he's had too much bloodied shit flung his way to be involved in this clusterfuck

That's what he gets for weilding a pussy ass-backwards blade

[Damaramu 0]

How about silly pictures?

 

K. Here's Kamui lurking well after he said he was leaving the thread.

 

 

 

GREATEST POST IN HISTORY.

[Guest Cerebus]

*bows in reverance to Jobber*

[dutchse.cx 0]

Well, at least you're honest about it. Fair enough.

 

*kicks a Penguin for dutch . . . In Anger*

The penguins will DIE to make me happy!

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Too much effort for a crap gag.

BRING IT, BITCH.

 

 

YOU GOT 9 MINUTES BEFORE I LEAVE FOR DDR.

[Guest Cerebus]

God I hope this thread gets saved.

[Guest Skironox]

You know, we have no way of knowing he's not outside and just forgot to turn the computer off.

 

I'm such a buzz killer.

[Damaramu 0]

You know, we have no way of knowing he's not outside and just forgot to turn the computer off.

 

I'm such a buzz killer.

No b/c he's responded a few times.

[Styles 0]

-Jobber that picture is AWESOME.

-I still think Kamui's full of shit.

-I'm off to actually do something contructive, like study for a test. I have no idea what a DDR is and I dont want to know...

[Slayer 0]

You know, we have no way of knowing he's not outside and just forgot to turn the computer off.

He can't turn the computer off, he's too busy downloadling bootlegged 4th-gen hentai off Kazaa

[Guest Skironox]

I see.....

 

Didn't he have 700 posts yesterday?

 

I haven't seen Choken One around lately either.

 

Hm....

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

You know, we have no way of knowing he's not outside and just forgot to turn the computer off.

He can't turn the computer off, he's too busy downloadling bootlegged 4th-gen hentai off Kazaa

Hey! What's wrong with that?

[1234-5678 0]

You know, we have no way of knowing he's not outside and just forgot to turn the computer off.

He can't turn the computer off, he's too busy downloadling bootlegged 4th-gen hentai off Kazaa

Hey! What's wrong with that?

It's hideously disgusting?

[Slayer 0]

You know, we have no way of knowing he's not outside and just forgot to turn the computer off.

He can't turn the computer off, he's too busy downloadling bootlegged 4th-gen hentai off Kazaa

Hey! What's wrong with that?

Tentacles vs. fucked-up cats

 

GO!

[dutchse.cx 0]

Absolutely NOTHING.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

You know, we have no way of knowing he's not outside and just forgot to turn the computer off.

He can't turn the computer off, he's too busy downloadling bootlegged 4th-gen hentai off Kazaa

Hey! What's wrong with that?

Tentacles vs. fucked-up cats

 

GO!

 

This is kind of both...

[DerangedHermit 0]

That one is AWESOME~!

[Guest MikeSC]

Should this be filed under

 

"Honestly, who gives a damn what this genetic mistake thinks?"

 

or

 

"How big a loser can one person be?"

-=Mike

[Art Sandusky 0]

Anyone remember the time I got into a HUGE fight with Marney and changed my avatar and sig to Soviet emblems all while spouting off every ultra-radical catchphrase I could think of, and in the end I was just fucking with her?

 

That was fun until she went all "Dammit, I look dumb for once" and called for my banning.

[1234-5678 0]

Should this be filed under

 

"Honestly, who gives a damn what this genetic mistake thinks?"

 

or

 

"How big a loser can one person be?"

-=Mike

A little of column A, a little of column B.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

And since Dutch is reading this, Dutch is the greatest. If I was a chick, I'd want Dutch to be the father of my children.

[Slayer 0]

Dutch never returns my calls

[Guest MikeSC]

After tonight I'll be back to posting once a month anyway, so if the admins want to ban me, they're more than welcome to. After all, what can top working an entire folder?

 

I am AMAZED.

 

THAT is the topic of what was, quite possibly, the LONGEST LIST KNOWN TO MAN.

 

Shorter list:

 

What can be a little lamer than "working an entire folder"

1) Bragging about it

2) Nailing donkeys

 

You're 2-for-2 on that, too, aren't ya, twink?

-=Mike

[dutchse.cx 0]

Guys, I only have so much room in my sig.

[Slayer 0]

You're allowed a bit over half the screen.

 

That's no excuse and you know it

[Art Sandusky 0]

I still don't believe you. I've been here far too long without having posters hate me before this little shithead showed up, so I'm going to quit wasting my time with you...

You've already wasted enough of your time, go get laid or something.

 

I'm still waiting for that ban.....c'mon, people, don't wanna wait all night.

You're going to need to post hundreds of threads of photo-involving sexual confusion questions and taunting to posters on random sections of the forum before that happens, Kamui.

So you're telling me I waste my time fucking an entire folder up the proverbial ass and I'm not even gonna get a ban for it? God, what pussies.

YOU PLAY DDR AND WATCH ANIME.

 

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ANYONE A PUSSY.

 

...

 

Please slit your wrists? Down the road, not across the street. Make it count.

See, that would work if I were some kind of depressed metal kid, but I'm not. I'm quite the opposite and a real metal kid would stomp my skull into oblivion and feast on my brains, which are full of nutritionally fulfilling game codes and anime trivia. Only through such a hearty lifestyle and diet have I gotten this volptuous figure. I'm HAPPY.

 

Let's go over it again:

 

1) I am validating my existance on the internet. Hear that mofo? I-n-t-e-r-n-e-t. Booyah.

 

2) I've got a little jingle in my pocket, spare change being shuffled along with what I call "the ol' billiard balls."

 

3) I have one or two dudes I talk to via keyboard who also live in darkness.

 

4) I have my air conditioner on... IN DECEMBER~! I'm cooler than you.

 

5) Did I mention I'm validating myself on the internet?

 

Yup, no reasons to be depressed here.

Edited for correction.