Jump to content
TSM Forums
Sign in to follow this  
Guest cobainwasmurdered

The 2003 Smark Awards~!

Recommended Posts

Chris Eagan will be the annoying little kid who wants entry but security whomps on him.

But he will get in by using Mentos candy.

I thought it was Footos.

Footos.GIF

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion
I'll be in the back of the auditorium with the Metal people from the Music folder and our presence will only be known by the massive cloud of smoke hanging over our area.

And that's fucking metal

Of course, should any of us win anything, we destroy the place in retaliation. No one's giving any fucking awards to us, we just came for the food and women.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'll be that guy who is backstage, because there's no point going back into the auditorium as I'll have to immediately go back onstage and accept the next award.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
No, Chave is getting best rookie.  Or me.

Ahem!

Dammit! If I knew Piss registered this year, I'd have voted for him.

 

Oh well, I'm guessing we're the frontrunners for the rookie award. GAME ON!

Bring it Bitch!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
No, Chave is getting best rookie.  Or me.

Ahem!

Dammit! If I knew Piss registered this year, I'd have voted for him.

 

Oh well, I'm guessing we're the frontrunners for the rookie award. GAME ON!

Ahem!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
No, Chave is getting best rookie.  Or me.

Ahem!

Dammit! If I knew Piss registered this year, I'd have voted for him.

 

Oh well, I'm guessing we're the frontrunners for the rookie award. GAME ON!

Bring it Bitch!

No. I'm scared.

Where is the love?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion

I'll win something. You'll see. If I don't win anything, Kotz will be skinned. Do you really want to see that happen?

 

(note: don't give me any awards, I want the consequences to happen)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'll win something. You'll see. If I don't win anything, Kotz will be skinned. Do you really want to see that happen?

 

(note: don't give me any awards, I want the consequences to happen)

Yeah, fuck Kotz. Fuck him in his silly raving ass. You're exactly right, Agent of Oblivion.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion

This heel turn of yours seems a little rushed. First you want to be the Secretary of Justice in that State thing and get all excited like a little girl who was told that Justin Timberlake was going to come touch her no-no zone in the middle of the night, and now you want him skinned? Hmm.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
This heel turn of yours seems a little rushed. First you want to be the Secretary of Justice in that State thing and get all excited like a little girl who was told that Justin Timberlake was going to come touch her no-no zone in the middle of the night, and now you want him skinned? Hmm.

And this happy-go-lucky turn of yours seems a little strange, as well.

 

Perhaps I was just adding more "fuel to the fire"?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
If nothing else comes from skinning Kotz, Agent can get some hype for whatever grindcore/gore/death metal band he decides to start.

"Bathing in Kotz's Blood"?

 

I'd buy their CD.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×