Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 ohh google. there's an awesome source.
Art Sandusky Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 (edited) Marney, he's just going to call you stupid again. Watch yourself. Whoa Nelly, I sure wouldn't want that to happen! I mean he might slander my good name! (slanders everyone in the thread... IN ANGER~) Seriously though, what I don't get is how Johnson is somehow convinced that A) someone talking shit about you on an internet messageboard actually qualifies as slander, B) he, or anyone else here, has a "good name" to ruin, and C) (since he said"I don't like people slandering my good name in public" in another thread) this is some kind of public thing. As far as I know, we're all by ourselves sitting in front of computers. Johnson this is the internet...you don't "see" anyone. (waves hand in front of face) You can't see me. Edited December 25, 2003 by Kotzenjunge
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Nobody's slandering Johnson! It's libel...it's written.
CanadianChick Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Excuse me, but I've got to get this straight: You don't want your good name slandered on a messageboard. So someone 'slandering' your message board name, which doesn't mean dick shit, is offensive to you. Why the fuck do you care what a bunch of people on a messageboard, no one you'll probably ever meet, say about your 'good' name? Yet you claim you don't care what others think of you. Huh.
Nevermortal Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 How the hell did I miss thread? I miss all the good threads. I demand a category be made in my honor, "Misses the Coolest Threads". The NMie.
Guest Just J Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Excuse me, but I've got to get this straight: You don't want your good name slandered on a messageboard. So someone 'slandering' your message board name, which doesn't mean dick shit, is offensive to you. Why the fuck do you care what a bunch of people on a messageboard, no one you'll probably ever meet, say about your 'good' name? Yet you claim you don't care what others think of you. Huh. Riiight.
CanadianChick Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Why thank you, Johnson, for clearing that up. Now, it's just crystal clear.
Firestarter Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Watch out, CC, or he'll call you an idiot. That'll put you in your place.
KingPK Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Man, it's not even officially Christmas, and Santa has already brought me the gift of Johnson trying to one-up everyone and get the last word and failing. Again. Whoops, I think I just slandered his good name again. Gotta stop doing that.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Excuse me, but I've got to get this straight: You don't want your good name slandered on a messageboard. So someone 'slandering' your message board name, which doesn't mean dick shit, is offensive to you. Why the fuck do you care what a bunch of people on a messageboard, no one you'll probably ever meet, say about your 'good' name? Yet you claim you don't care what others think of you. Huh. Riiight. ^ Best Comeback Ever. You're so clever Johnson.
CanadianChick Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Watch out, CC, or he'll call you an idiot. That'll put you in your place. Oh god, that would be horrible. It would just ruin my Christmas.
Hoff Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 You guys, I think something happened to Kotz. I mean he was standing there -- RIGHT THERE -- and then he waved his hand in front of his face, and BAM, gone. I'm frightened. Not nearly as frightened as I am of Johnson's use of Google as a legit dictionary, though. I don't know if that's better or worse than using Microsoft Word, but it's certainly not very smart. The worst thing of all is that Merriam-Webster has an online dictionary, and yet J chooses to use Google. Unreal. But, whatev, so he's a little slow. It's Christmas, so here's wishing everyone a happy and safe holiday, even Johnson.
Art Sandusky Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 It's because you can't see me, silly.
Hoff Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 WHERE IS THIS VOICE COMING FROM?!? DAMN YOU SPIRIT, HAUNT ME NO LONGER~! Does anyone have any Fresca?
alfdogg Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES. Well, not really, because I don't want to ruin the holiday mood. But tomorrow, none of you fucks are safe.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 for what it's worth, I can think of a few people on here who are worse than Johnson, or at least ones who annoy me more.
Guest Just J Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 You guys, I think something happened to Kotz. I mean he was standing there -- RIGHT THERE -- and then he waved his hand in front of his face, and BAM, gone. I'm frightened. Not nearly as frightened as I am of Johnson's use of Google as a legit dictionary, though. I don't know if that's better or worse than using Microsoft Word, but it's certainly not very smart. The worst thing of all is that Merriam-Webster has an online dictionary, and yet J chooses to use Google. Unreal. But, whatev, so he's a little slow. It's Christmas, so here's wishing everyone a happy and safe holiday, even Johnson. You idiot, I didn't use a Google dictionary, since there is no such thing. I typed in dictionary and clicked one of the results. I figured people knew what I meant, but I forgot I was dealing with morons.
King Cucaracha Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES. Well, not really, because I don't want to ruin the holiday mood. But tomorrow, none of you fucks are safe. On Boxing Day? You scoundrel! On topic, Johnson is trying way too hard not to care. And I await the awards show. Unfortunately, sitting in the SJL section means I have to put up with that damn Rando for 4 hours. Off topic...Thumbtack, the combination of your avatar and sig are really beginning to creep me out.
Downhome Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I just saw this thread for the first time also, damnit.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 This is the LAST time I'm going to say this EVER... Johnson Is Ghey That phrase is now retired.
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 for what it's worth, I can think of a few people on here who are worse than Johnson, or at least ones who annoy me more. Really? Like who?
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 eagan, yuna I can't believe that I'm gonna say this...but....Eagan wasn't as bad as Johnson.
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Well, that goes without saying.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 for what it's worth, I can think of a few people on here who are worse than Johnson, or at least ones who annoy me more. Really? Like who? The first people that come to mind are TSA and that Patrick Ewing Rules kid.
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