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The 2003 Smark Awards~!


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Guest RoyalBlue
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Ehh, unless Kinetic writes it up like he did last year's awards, it won't be nearly as good.

Has anyone got a link to that thread?

You couldn't be lurking that long, could ya?

Who can tell?

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Aww, man. I didn't expect nothin like this. I ain't got a speech prepared or nothin. I figure I should thank my ma, since she bailed me out so I could attend this bitchin' shindig. I wanna thank Wanda, the big chick from up to the Wal-Mart, for not pressin' the issue with that baby. I figure it probly ain't mine anyway, on account of it cryin' whenever I crank up some Maiden. Plus, I really don't wanna be takin' no paternity test or nothin. The feds are on my ass, ya know? Lotta people tryin to nail Metal Ed on somethin and I damn sure don't need to be depositin no fluids fer examination. I guess I wanna thank y'all, too. Before this year, I woulda been at home drinkin' Pabst's and shit...crankin some Slayer on my Rock Box, shootin' squirrels, walkin' round in my underwear. Now look at me! Drinkin' goddamn foreign beer out of a green bottle! Wearin' a tuxedo and shit. Y'all did this for me. Y'all made me a big-time, sophisticated type. But there's one dude here tonight that ain't gettin shit from Metal Ed. Goodhelmet, I know you're here. You cut me off on the way here tonight...I sawed ya! You made me spill my beer! I don't appreciate that shit. You gonna be sittin around one day, listenin to the Beatles and thinkin "I bet my skull ain't never gonna be cracked." Then you'll hear "Carry On, Our Wayward Son" in the distance but won't think nothin of it. You'll be thinkin about associating words and your thesis and shit. That's when it'll happen. You'll look off in the distance and see a beautiful mullet fleeing the scene. You'll reach up, touch your head and yell, "My skull! It's been cracked!" And then you'll know that you shouldn't never have fucked with Metal Ed. Thanks.

 

BEST. ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. EVER.

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Alright, I've been thinking about this, and I've come to a conclusion.

 

For the awards show this year, we need someone that isn't afraid to speak their mind...someone that is controversial, yet hysterical all at the same time. They have to be black, too...just because.

 

That's right.

 

CJ.

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Just thought I'd bump in to say that I've already been called the worst poster on this forum, by Chave, so let's keep up that tradition and vote for me.

 

Because I am completely apathetic to this whole process, yet feel the need to say something nonetheless because I feel like I am being forgotten.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I'm making a late run for best rookie.

You and the rets of your identities will get acknowledged accordingly.

Guest RoyalBlue
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I'm making a late run for best rookie.

You and the rets of your identities will get acknowledged accordingly.

If only you knew who I really was Banky...

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I am your father.

 

The last person who went around saying "You have no idea who I am" turned out to be Eagan (and everyone had an idea it was him). Also, the Mystery Man gimmick does eventually wear thin so you should reinvent yourself and have an unmasking or something soon so as to retain interest.

Guest RoyalBlue
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That's assuming I really am someone who's posted on this board. Maybe I'm from WDI or UGS. Hell, maybe I'm just a new poster who's throwing people off the scent to keep them from calling him/her a PBP.

 

Whatever, I'm here to stay until I do something banworthy.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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you'llnever believe who's winning so far for Hall of fame

Guest GeorgeCostanza
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Smark of the year (best poster):

Smuck of the year (worst poster):

Rookie of the year (best new poster):

Best poster feud of the year:

Best Gimmick poster of the year:

Worst Gimmick Poster of the year:

The Xkiller of the year (Best Troll):

Worst Troll:

Poster Who Most Deserved to be banned:

Poster who least deserved to be banned:

Most Popular poster:

Least Popular Poster:

Funniest Poster:

Best Poster Swerve:

Most Improved Poster of the year:

Smartest Poster:

Biggest Post Whore:

Best Mod of the year:

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition):

Well, a lot of people consider me small and prestigious.

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