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I'm sick of seeing this girl all over TV. She's the 13 y/o who had her left arm ripped off by a shark. Why makes her a "hero" and what makes her so "brave?"

 

Because she was attacked by a shark she's a hero? Because she lived to tell about it she's brave? If she died she wouldn't so brave and she wouldn't be a hero.

 

I'll give her credit for going back into the water and surfing again, but she's not the smartest student in class anyway. If you heard her talk on the news you'll know what I mean.

 

America needs a real hero! Next thing you know Paris Hilton will be called a hero because she "over came" the porn tape saga.

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Now, if she'd charged back into the water, grabbed the shark with her other arm, dragged it onto the beach, and then ripped its stomach open with her teeth to reclaim the arm in question, THEN she'd be a hero.

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Now, if she'd charged back into the water, grabbed the shark with her other arm, dragged it onto the beach, and then ripped its stomach open with her teeth to reclaim the arm in question, THEN she'd be a hero.

She still wouldn't be a hero. Hero because she saved her own life? Maybe then she'd be brave, but not a hero.

 

If she jumped into the sharks mouth to save a baby and had her arm ripped off then she would be a hero.

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Yes I've never understood why getting your ass beat and getting smacked around makes you a hero.

So if I were to get jumped by a gang and not die in the ensuing beat down...would I be a hero?

Or does it have to be a calamity of nature? Like if a tree were to fall on me and I were somehow not to die in the process........then would I be a hero? Or lightening....yeah people that get hit by lightening are usually heroes.

*runs around field with 10 ft pole*

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Well, since she's been doing all the rounds in NYC doing interviews for the media shows, tabloits, TRL, late night talk show, morning news, etc, I said fuck her.

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And who's been doing the coverage?

 

The media. I highly doubt that this 13 year old launched a high-profile publicity campaign to gain herself sympathy and stardom.

She's suppose to be a sponsored amateur/pro surfer. Plus, she showed up for all that coverage.

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She's suppose to be a sponsored amateur/pro surfer. Plus, she showed up for all that coverage.

And I'd say her days of competitive surfing are probably over now. Kinda hard to balance on a precarious platform like a surfboard with only one arm, much less try to swim in the ocean with it.

 

And if someone came up to you and said "Hey, you almost died in a really spectacularly brutal way, we'd like to pay you to come to NYC and talk about your experience in front of millions of people and become rich and famous," would you say no?

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Of course not. I'd whore myself to the media as well for the right amount of money. I'd take the money and go back to my normal, boring life in upstate NY. She's doing this so she can become famous as a one arm female surfer in Hawaii.

 

Anyway, no one is paying me shit so fuck her.

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She'll probably get some commercial endorsements out of the whole deal, and that's where the BIG money comes out to play. Not to mention selling the dramatic rights to her story for movies, books, etc.

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She'll probably get some commercial endorsements out of the whole deal, and that's where the BIG money comes out to play. Not to mention selling the dramatic rights to her story for movies, books, etc.

 

I hate to say this, but I will.

 

She has one arm, she is not getting commercial deals or model deals or movie deals (unless it's her made for tv movie about...a shark attacking her).

 

One armed females don't sell. No other 13-21 year old female wants to see a one armed girl and no perverted 21-35 wants to look at a one armed 13 yr old girl.

 

So which is sicker? The fact she is famous on these shows, or the fact that she is now officially unable to sell product in the eyes of Hollywood/media because she lost her arm?

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It would be easier to rape her, because you only have to hold one arm down.

 

:::dodges flying garbage:::

:::doesn't condone rape:::

Hey well haven't you ever heard the one about what to do to prevent a mute girl from turning you in?

Break her fingers.

*bada boom!*

*dodge with Griffin*

*also does not condone rape*

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