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ehhh...if I went out of my way to be funny on an ap I would do better.

Yep...I've actually seen it done better, while I was stopped for a school trip with some friends. That and a Star headline of "Ultimate Warrior Had Gay Sex With My Husband!" set us up for the whole trip.

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"Ultimate Warrior Had Gay Sex With My Husband!"

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

For some reason that line had me sides splitting.

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A friend of mine filled out an application for Starbucks a couple years ago.

 

From what I can remember

 

Sex: Anal

 

Desired position: Owner

 

Have you ever been charged with a crime?: Not technically. The Marlton Starbucks robbery charge is still pending.

 

Do you smoke?: Cock

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