Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 26, 2003 * Walks in throws a 20 on the bar * Hey Blue, Lemme get a amoretto and orange. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 This place isn't any fun without ravers to cripple. ::Picks up a bar stool and prepares to clobber the next person to enter the bar:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 26, 2003 Hey Sandman whatcha doin with the chair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 Who reads porn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 The blind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 *Walks in and throws a wad of cash on the bar* Just keep the Tornadoes coming til' I pass out! *Grabs Mic* I was a rebel from the day I left school Grew my hair long and broke all the rules I'd sit and listen to my records all day With big ambitions of where I could play My parents taught me what life was about So I grew up the type they warned me about They said my friends were just a unruly mob And I should, get a haircut and get a real job CHORUS Get a haircut and get a real job Clean your act up and dont be a slob Get it together like your big brother Bob Why dont you, get a haircut and get a real job I even tried that nine to five scene I told myself that it was all a bad dream I found a band with some good songs to play Now I party all night and sleep all day I met this chick, she was my number one fan She took me home to meet her mommy and dad They took one look at me and said, "Oh my god! Get a haircut and get a real job!" CHORUS (Get a real job, why dont you get a real job, get a real job, why dont you get a real job) I hit the bigtime with my rock and roll band The future's brighter now then I ever planned I'm ten times richer then my big brother Bob He's got a haricut and got a real job CHORUS (Get a real job, why dont you get a real job, get a real job, why dont you get a real job) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 ::Throws empty kegs at Cartman to get him to stop:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 What he said............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 ::Headbutts Dama:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 ::Headbutts Dama:: *no sells, Rod dick-butts Sandman* Rod: Hey cutie! *Dama shows Sandman Rod's contract that says he will no sell all negative physical contact* Now someone give me a beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 ::Headbutts Dama:: *no sells, Rod dick-butts Sandman* Rod: Hey cutie! *Dama shows Sandman Rod's contract that says he will no sell all negative physical contact* Now someone give me a beer. Uh-oh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 ::Headbutts Dama:: *no sells, Rod dick-butts Sandman* Rod: Hey cutie! *Dama shows Sandman Rod's contract that says he will no sell all negative physical contact* Now someone give me a beer. Uh-oh. What's that supposed to mean? I'm a hoss...I no-sell it's my thing. I no sell everything....including death. *Rod walks up to piss* HEY! HE'S TAKEN BY SOMEONE ELSE! BACK OFF ROD! Why don't you see if you can get Sandman to shove an axe up your ass? Rod: OOOOH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 ::Jams a pool cue up Rod's rectum and out his mouth. Since Rod doesn't find it negative contact, he sells it:: ::Places a bottle next to Dama's temple and headbutts it:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 ::Jams a pool cue up Rod's rectum and out his mouth. Since Rod doesn't find it negative contact, he sells it:: ::Places a bottle next to Dama's temple and headbutts it:: Rod: I've had better..........*rolls his eyes* Rod you freak.........oh and...........*no sells beer bottle and continues to drink* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 (edited) This bar is missing one thing... A LOVE TESTER~! Well, I found one in an abandonned warehouse. I think there's something wrong with it though, it gave me "Cold Fish"... Edited December 27, 2003 by Mattdotcom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 I got "sweetheart". Apparently I'll be "lucky in love, very soon". Paging NewYorkFox... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 *goes to love tester* YOU ARE.......SEXY BEAST! *Rod goes to Love Tester* YOU ARE........HELLO ROD! Ok......what the fuck is that all about!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 Dama...I'm not sure if anyone has asked this yet...but what the fuck is up with this "Rod" character? I mean, did you just get bored one day and decide, "Hey! I'm gonna have a huge gay man follow me around everywhere!"? I'm confused. Perhaps I missed the exposition of the story, but care to explain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 Dama...I'm not sure if anyone has asked this yet...but what the fuck is up with this "Rod" character? I mean, did you just get bored one day and decide, "Hey! I'm gonna have a huge gay man follow me around everywhere!"? I'm confused. Perhaps I missed the exposition of the story, but care to explain? Well first I decided to just have a parole officer. I was just going to make him a badass that follows me around. Well then I saw an episode of South Park with Mr. Slave and then right after that I heard a Village People song. I was like "Hmm.....Rod can be a gay cop....and he can act like Mr. Slave....that'd be hilarious." or Maybe I'm have pent up inner homosexual feelings that even I don't know about and they are manifesting themselves on this messageboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 Dama...I'm not sure if anyone has asked this yet...but what the fuck is up with this "Rod" character? I mean, did you just get bored one day and decide, "Hey! I'm gonna have a huge gay man follow me around everywhere!"? I'm confused. Perhaps I missed the exposition of the story, but care to explain? Maybe I'm have pent up inner homosexual feelings that even I don't know about and they are manifesting themselves on this messageboard. Oh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 Who reads porn? When I say reading porn, I mean looking at the pictures. And when I say looking at the pictures, I mean looking in a mirror. And when I say looking in a mirror, I mean really looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 *comes in looking for Brandy to help the cold he's picked up* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 ::staggers in after being spent the last day or two thanks to the typical holiday grind:: God damn, this place is a fucking mess. ::Notices Rod with poolcue jammed in his ass:: Uh...huh. Well, I'll be going now...tell WJM to call me if she stops by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 Sweet Jesus. I'm really drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 Right, cider over here and whatever the Welsh girl wants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 Pref something that's not Stella or Strongbow or Taboo or Schapps or Vodka. AAAARGGGHH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 Right, that's good cos I'm skint. A coke for this one then... What... I'm Scottish!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 Dama...I'm not sure if anyone has asked this yet...but what the fuck is up with this "Rod" character? I mean, did you just get bored one day and decide, "Hey! I'm gonna have a huge gay man follow me around everywhere!"? I'm confused. Perhaps I missed the exposition of the story, but care to explain? Maybe I'm have pent up inner homosexual feelings that even I don't know about and they are manifesting themselves on this messageboard. Oh. But I don't think that's it. I love women and my little buddy dies at the sight of men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 Sweet Jesus. I'm really drunk. Hooray! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
