Christmas Gifts For Smarks

[Ravenbomb 0]

*Gives Sandman a duck and 2 box Oreos*

[Guest Just J]

*Snickers at the lame-ass mom joke and flipps CWM off*

 

Happy New Year!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

omg! Johnson flipped me off!

 

rotflmfao! he's so funny!

[alfdogg 0]

*Snickers at the lame-ass mom joke and flipps CWM off*

 

Happy New Year!

Hey, at least you *got* a present.

 

I've known CWM for almost 2 years now and I didn't get shit.

[Guest Just J]

omg! Johnson flipped me off!

 

rotflmfao! he's so funny!

And the mom joke was so much funnier...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Snickers at the lame-ass mom joke and flipps CWM off*

 

Happy New Year!

Hey, at least you *got* a present.

 

I've known CWM for almost 2 years now and I didn't get shit.

jesus. I can't believe it's been almost two years.

 

 

*Gives Alf a fruitcake*

[The Kid 0]

Well, I uh...bought an industrial-sized box of candy canes. Oh, I also got CWM, Malibu, Dames and IDRM a little something...look under the tree guys!

 

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

change your name back Kid.

[CanadianChick 0]

Psh. I didn't get any gifts from you fuckers. Bastards.

[CanadianChris 0]

*Gives CC Edge*

[CanadianChick 0]

I'll take it!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

*Gives TheDames a sense of impartiality and decency and a knowledge of what is right and just in this world*

 

Now put Tomko and Fertig in the classics folder!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY, TO ABSOLVE YOUR CLEARLY HELLBOUND SOUL, DO THIS ONE THING! THIS ONE GOOD THING! IN YOUR LIFE! DAMES!!! DO IT!!! WHY WON'T YOU DO IT!!???!

[Ravenbomb 0]

What about me? What about Raven...bomb...?

[CanadianChris 0]

I'll take it!

Glad you like it. I just happened to have him lying around.

[CanadianChick 0]

I'll take it!

Glad you like it. I just happened to have him lying around.

I know the feeling. Someone gave me Christian last year, but I didn't really want him, so he just sits in the storage room.

 

WILL YOU SHUT UP IN THERE!?!

[Sandman9000 0]

::Gives CC...::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::THE MYSTERY BOX~!::

[alfdogg 0]

*eats fruitcake*

 

Oh yeah...that hits the spot.

[The Kid 0]

Well I guess for my Christmas present to CWM, my name will be changed to "The Kid".

Mr.Malibu *rings little bell* MALIBU!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

good job Kid

[The Kid 0]

*keeps ringing bell*

[The Kid 0]

Hey Malibu...shit come on.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Name Change Request Thread

[Art Sandusky 0]

FERTIG WASN'T FUNNY.

 

Jesus, get over it everyone.

 

And I didn't get anything from you people either. Bah.

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Gives Kotz a hug:::

[The Kid 0]

I'm too good for the name request thread.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Dude, 99% of the threads in that folder aren't funny - Fertig was _B_R_I_L_L_I_A_N_T_

[Art Sandusky 0]

No, and _u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s_ won't make it any better.

[justsoyouknow 0]

No, and _u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s_ won't make it any better.

Angry Kotz makes me all squishy inside.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

No, and _u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s_ won't make it any better.

Angry Kotz makes me all squishy inside.

Hmm, and here I thought it was the thirty pounds of Jello I made you eat.

[justsoyouknow 0]

No, and _u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s_ won't make it any better.

Angry Kotz makes me all squishy inside.

Hmm, and here I thought it was the thirty pounds of Jello I made you eat.

Hey...there's ALWAYS room for jello.