CWM is now responsible for a life.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I just got a 6 year old border Collie. It was my parents but they moved into a no dogs place so they gave me the dog. It's name is Jake and I've trained it to start howling everytime HHH or Vince comes on screen.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Damn, no murder or pregnancy.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

not that I'm willing to admit to

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Damn, no murder or pregnancy.

Yet .

 

[BX 0]

Dont let it sleep on your bed.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

why?

 

I'm so lonely

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Come on, this thread has great potential.

 

So, have you given it a stunner yet?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

more of a Diamondcutter

[Zack Malibu 0]

He's lying. He calls it the RKO.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

it's just lying around.

 

should I poke it with a stick?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

A pedigree would be apt.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that thing isn'tgetting anywhere near my crotch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

again.

[JHawk 0]

I'm just glad to find out that we're not going to have a miniature CWM running around. The world isn't ready for that yet.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

that thing isn'tgetting anywhere near my crotch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

again.

...peanut butter?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm just glad to find out that we're not going to have a miniature CWM running around. The world isn't ready for that yet.

will it ever?

[caboose 0]

Maybe, when Armageddon comes.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

What's worse: Little CWM'S or Little Mario Logan's?

[caboose 0]

A cross breed of CWM and MArio.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Word of Warning:

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Yes, these jokes will suck, and suck bigger than Triple H having the title AGAIN. So bite me for the suckiness.

 

Maybe, when Armageddon comes.

You mean to say that Mini CWM ™ will face off against the unstoppable Triple H in a "Who Can Get More Spoiled" Match?

 

...well considering Mini CWM ™ would be new to the game, I'd say he'd go over Triple H. It'll probably be messy affair that makes Mini CWM ™ look like the child he is, but that's probably for the best. As it would get him so over, it'll piss off Hunter.

 

As for what would be worse: Mini CWM ™ or Mini Logan ™, I'd say neither. If I had a kid, that would be scary, because I'd have a little girl and call her Chiyoko (Choko for short ). And I'd make sure she was EXACTLY like the Choko I adore...