Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted December 31, 2003 From gamefaqs.com: Board List | Topic List | Log In | Help From: Sashiel | Posted: 12/31/2003 7:14:44 AM | Message Detail ok first off this was my first ever wwe taping so i was really excited. let me see what i remember ok. here we go: Rey Mysterio vs. Tajiri for the Cruiser title. i must say its the first time i have seen these guys live. it was a good match IMO. tajiri came out with his 2 buddies that tried to enterfere a few times but in the end it was a great match ending with rey rey winning the title. right after winning the title and thanking the ppl, rey was interrupted by the Big Show. show got in the ring and payed no attention to rey what so ever. he rambled on about his new wwe shirt while mysterio was still in the ring. it came to the point where rey couldnt take it anymore and took shows shirt away then proceeded to throw it in to the crowd. big show got mad and kicked mysterios BUTT around the ring and from the back came running Bob holly to help rey out as he was going to be chokeslamed. drop kick by holly to show then came the 619 from rey. after holly and rey left the ring to the locker room. Show was pissed and while he was in the backstage area he started destroying anything he got his hands on. Enter, Hayman to calm the show and made a match on the spot which would be the main event: Holly vs. Show. Bradshaw def. Rhyno the cameras cut to backstage. john cena talked to hayman about being the champ, to which hayman reacted very badly and preceed to book a match with the stipulation that if he wins he and a partner of his choosing can enter the rumble, but that was not all, it would be a handicaped match John Cena and ???? vs. The FBI. Cena had to find a partner in less than a minute since hayman made his match next. Cena looked worried. John Cean and ???? vs. The FBI Fbi came out and stood there waiting for cena. the doctor of thuganomics came out alone and stood in the aisle with mic in hand. he busted out a few lyrics for the FBI one of witch mentioned about one of them's door "swings the other way"(come on you know who). he finished his rap and walked towards the ring and stopped and then some familiar music hit: it was the RABBID WOLVERINE Chris Benoit. He wanted to enter the rumble so he join cena this time. the fbi dominated the first half of the match. later came a comeback by benoit and cean. both of them hit their finishers thus winning the match and entering the rumble. John Cena and Chris Benoit def. The FBI From: Sashiel | Posted: 12/31/2003 7:16:05 AM | Message Detail Benoit went backstage to tell hayman that he is now a rumble entry and that he will be the next champion. hayman the made him be the number 1 entry in the rumble wich he didnt take well and almost broke haymans finger. Kurt Angles music hit. the olympic champion is back. as any good american angle talked about how thankful and proud he is about our troops around the world. his promo was mostly about how troops live and work to make us safe(which they do) and how hard their lives are. in honor of them kurt was entering the rumble to kick ass and throw 29 other wrestlers over the top rope and going to the big one to win back the championship. Rikishi and Scotty2Hotty vs. The Bashams this was a no constest. the bashams just bean rak and scotty and just left them there. backstage you see mysterio celebrating with other wrestlers which included Eddie which Chavo didnt agree with. they were up next. Los Guerreros vs. Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas the WGTT dominated most of the match. eddie was blind tagged by chavo. chavo then got his ass handed to him. eddie couldnt get a tag so when the ref was distracted he went in the ring pulled chavo close to the corner and waited so the ref could see the tag. eddie kicked ass all over the ring. he hit haas with his triple suplex move ending haas in frog splash distance as eddie was about to climb the turnbuckle he was blind tagged by chavo who wanted to win the match for them. chavo climbed the tb then he went for the frogsplash which was countered and then got pinned. WGTT def. Los Guerreros Chavo took a mic and then cryied to eddie about how they lost because of him and that he never helps the team out. chavo slapped eddie and eddie just stood there. as soon as eddie was about to kick ass Angle came in the ring to stop him and told him to just chill. chavo left. angle left. eddie left. Cut to angle and eddie backstage. Eddie was irrate that angle came in but angle tried to make eddie think about what he was going to do to chavo. eddie just thinks. Holly vs. Big Show not much to watch here. rey came to help bob. holly just hit show with continuos shots. end smackdown. --- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anya 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 So is the US title officially dead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Hopefully. So Benoit goes the whole way to the final 3 just to be eliminated by Brock (cheating) - thus setting up Brock vs. Benoit at NWO. Angle winning perhaps? Benoit/Angle at WM. *Giggles* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anya 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Or... The FBI cost Benoit the Rumble and we get Albert/Angle/Benoit vs. FBI and Brock vs. Berg at WM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 31, 2003 The Latino Leech now has ANOTHER guy to try and leech off of. RUN KURT, RUN and take Eddy with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 I thought they said it was live this week. At least they are going in the right direction with Benoit...now he just needs to win the Rumble @ Number #1 and the storyline will make perfect sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Benoit is entering at number one? Oh fuck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 I sense something entirely different...and bear with me as I am catching the flu so this is being told to me by a talking snow globe What if Angle, Cena, and Crippler are the final three. And then, they do the double clothesline over the top but Angle goes with them and they all THREE hit the floor at the same time. Now, I know the timing to nail that is next to impossible...but the snow globe wants to finish so let's hear it out. Then you can have Angle vs Crippler vs Cena at NWO with the winner going to Wrestlemania while Brock takes on....Eddie with Chavo costing him the title match to complete the Chavo heel turn. Eddie gets his title match, you get a great three way match and you have some real interest to see who will be facing Brock at Wrestlemania. SEE! SEE! It all fits!...This snow globe is stupid. That would mean three Smackdown stars would be the final three and even I KNOW that won't happen. Crippler is screwed and I need to go to bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Um guys...aren't you forgetting something.... Look at the source of the spoilers. I'll wait for a more CREDIBLE source. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Meltxer has some Spoilers up by Gumaro Vazquez First of All, Laredo, Texas doesnt have UPN, so we dont get Smackdown. Spoilers: First Dark Match match of the night was Jeremy Lopez vs ???, Winner: Lopez Second Dark Match was Two unknown Wrestlers, one was billed "from Laredo, Texas", which is a total Lie, "Laredo wrestler" won...the crowed thought he was from Laredo, so he was the crowd favorite, LOL Third Dark Match was Los Maximos (aka SATs from NWATNA)who were also ("from Laredo,Texas crowed didnt believe it this time or they just didnt care) vs Basham Brothers w/Shaniqua, Winners: Basham Brothers Velocity: Shanon Moore and Orlando Jordan vs Akio and Sakoda winner: Moore/Jordan Jamie Knoble w/Nidia vs ??? Winner: Knoble via Submission A-train vs Funaki Winner: A-train (Squash) Smackdown: Cruiserweight Championship Match Rey Misterio vs Tajiri w/Akio and Sakoda Winner: and NEW CHAMP Rey Misterio Michael Cole interviews The New Champ, Big Show makes his way to the Entrance and interrupts interview of Rey Misterio to Promote his New "Chicks Dig Big" T-Shirt. Rey doesnt like it, and Makes Big Show Mad by tossing his shirt to the Crowd. Big Show Attacks Rey, Hardcore Holly makes the save. Bradshaw vs Rhyno Winner: Bradshaw (short match) Backstage Heyman tells John Cena he wont participate in the Royal Rumble if he can't win his Match Tonight against the F.B.I. Heyman tells Cena he is Allowed to Choose a Partner of his Choice, and the Match is Next! Cena Cuts a Good Promo on F.B.I. John Cena and Chris Benoit vs F.B.I. in Handicap Match Winner: Cena/Benoit Backstage Big Show is still Mad, Heyman makes Hardcore Holly vs Big Show as tonights Main Event Basham Brothers w/Shaniqua vs Rickishi/Scotty 2 Hotty Winners: Basham Brothers Backstage Chavo tells Eddie he is tired of Eddie getting all the credit for the Team Kurt Angle returns, says he is back and will return at the Royal Rumble, promised he will win it this year, as 2004 will be his Year. Then talks about being proud to be an American, and how hard a sacrifice is to leave a daughter and wife home to fight for America, and about the US Soldiers kicking ass for America, as he Kicks ass in WWE. USA! USA! USA! Promo:Billy Gunn makes his return at the Royal Rumble Eddie Guerrero and Chavo Guerrero vs The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (Shelton Benjamin/Charlie Haas) Winner: The Worlds Greatest Tag Team Chavo Guerrero turns his back on Uncle Eddie, after Chavo refuses to Tag Eddie in the Match. After The Match Chavo says its "always eddie eddie eddie" , Slaps Eddie, Eddie gets Mad!, Kurt Angle runs in to Seperate Eddie before he attacks hes Nephew Chavo. Big Show vs Hardcore Holly Rey Misterio does a Run In, but not succesful, as he gets beat by Big Show. Low Blow By Hardcore Holly Winner: Big Show by Disqualification After The Match, Hardcore Holly beats Up Big Show with a Steal Chair, Big Show is Busted Open, and Fuming Mad after he gets back up on his feet, as Rey and Holly Leave to close the Show Best Match: Rey Misterio vs Tajiri Biggest Pop: 1.Kurt Angle 2.Rey Misterio 3.Eddie and Chavo Guerrero 4.Chris Benoit 5. John Cena Biggest Heat: 1. Chavo (after heel turn) 2.Big Show 3.Basham Brothers 4.F.B.I. It was a Good but not Great Show...Crowd was Loud in Spurts. Crowd wanted Divas, as none appeared on the Show except Dawn Marie appearing only backstage... Im not sure if im missing something, as i didnt take notes, just typing all from my HEAD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Promo:Billy Gunn makes his return at the Royal Rumble Hey, the Rumble just keeps getting better & better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Hmm........Benoit at Mania? Nah......Benoit's title win has been scrapped again.......*shakes head dissaprovingly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Hopefully this marks the end of any further involvement between Benoit and the FBI. And Billy Gunn's back for the millionth time, you'd think eventually even a company as blindly stubborn as the WWE would give up on him eventually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Christ, they're actually going to go through with the Brock/Holly title match at the Rumble? They have this huge roster of guys, some of them very talented, to pick from and they pick Spark Plugg. Unbelievable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Then you can have Angle vs Crippler vs Cena at NWO with the winner going to Wrestlemania while Brock takes on....Eddie with Chavo costing him the title match to complete the Chavo heel turn. MY GOD You realize that Eddy has been running this God damned angle with the Latino leech SINCE OCTOBER? And you want it to last another THREE MONTHS? That'll be the end of Eddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Neither Spanky nor London were on the card at ALL? And the SAT were??? Shocked, SHOCKED I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Velocity looks shitty, which is different than usual. Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kurt Angle Mark 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 It looks like they may be hinting at an Angle heel turn and a possible feud with Eddie if these two descriptions of the backstage segment are correct. -Backstage package was shown with Angle trying to calm Eddie. Kurt accuses Eddie of being at fault for being selfish when trying to enter the Rumble. Angle told Eddie he entered the Royal Rumble for the troops but Eddie had to back Chavo because it was family. Seemed like a hint that Angle may turn heel again. -Backstage Promo with Angle telling Eddie that he agrees with Chavo. Tells him Chavo is his blood and he has to stick with him. Eddie just yells that Angle isn’t his family and that he’s done so much for Chavo. Angle just keeps repeating that he agrees with Chavo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 31, 2003 It looks like they may be hinting at an Angle heel turn and a possible feud with Eddie if these two Oh God no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 So...is Chavo a heel now? Is Angle about to side with Chavo? Maybe Kurt is one of Chavo's 'real friends' that he mentioned months back...(why I remembered that, I don't know). Would they be considering Eddie/Angle at Mania? Benoit's doing the Rumble ironman run now? Tajiri drops the belt? Is Show feuding with Rey now? Or Holly? Or still Cena? And the F.B.I are fueding with Benoit? Or Cena? Or both? AND WHY ARE THEY BRINGING BILLY GUNN BACK!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 31, 2003 So...is Chavo a heel now? Is Angle about to side with Chavo? Maybe Kurt is one of Chavo's 'real friends' that he mentioned months back...(why I remembered that, I don't know). Would they be considering Eddie/Angle at Mania? God NO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 So...is Chavo a heel now? Is Angle about to side with Chavo? Maybe Kurt is one of Chavo's 'real friends' that he mentioned months back...(why I remembered that, I don't know). Would they be considering Eddie/Angle at Mania? God NO! Hey, it's not all bad. Angle and Chavo can appear in comedy skits where they discuss the differences between milk and tequila. Angle denounces tequila, saying it's the demon drink (ooh, shoot comment?), and makes Chavo do the same. They are then united as the 'Milkmen'...kind of a rip-off of CM Punk's gimmick. They denounce all that is wrong. Drinking. Smoking. Cheating. Remember the skit were Angle had that sandwich board saying he praised abstinance. That's the stuff we're looking for. Then Eddie can spray Angle and Chavo with tequila from his second cousin Pepe's 'tequila truck'. Chavo would be like a fourteen year old getting his first achololic drink, and Angle would have to control him. Which leads to a Tequila on a pole match at Mania between Chavo and Eddie, with Angle watching the corner. Eddie wins, and goes to make Chavo drink the tequila...but, (swerve coming), the bottle is actually full of milk! Angle proceeds to smash the milk bottle over Eddie head. After that, Angle could use his 'latino connections' to form a new LWO, or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhheld_down Report post Posted December 31, 2003 bah humbug, holly/lesner for the WWE title, good luck getting a buy for that one, HHH/HBK that may happen will be good but its beed done a thousand times so i dont care about that one, looks like this is the first royal rumble i will NOT be ordering, thanks vince Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 31, 2003 So...is Chavo a heel now? Is Angle about to side with Chavo? Maybe Kurt is one of Chavo's 'real friends' that he mentioned months back...(why I remembered that, I don't know). Would they be considering Eddie/Angle at Mania? God NO! Hey, it's not all bad. Angle and Chavo can appear in comedy skits where they discuss the differences between milk and tequila. Angle denounces tequila, saying it's the demon drink (ooh, shoot comment?), and makes Chavo do the same. They are then united as the 'Milkmen'...kind of a rip-off of CM Punk's gimmick. They denounce all that is wrong. Drinking. Smoking. Cheating. Remember the skit were Angle had that sandwich board saying he praised abstinance. That's the stuff we're looking for. Then Eddie can spray Angle and Chavo with tequila from his second cousin Pepe's 'tequila truck'. Chavo would be like a fourteen year old getting his first achololic drink, and Angle would have to control him. Which leads to a Tequila on a pole match at Mania between Chavo and Eddie, with Angle watching the corner. Eddie wins, and goes to make Chavo drink the tequila...but, (swerve coming), the bottle is actually full of milk! Angle proceeds to smash the milk bottle over Eddie head. After that, Angle could use his 'latino connections' to form a new LWO, or something. You joke, but we both know that we will have a three month comedy feud with the Latino Leech buzzing around both of them culminating in a third match of the card at the biggest show of the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 So...is Chavo a heel now? Is Angle about to side with Chavo? Maybe Kurt is one of Chavo's 'real friends' that he mentioned months back...(why I remembered that, I don't know). Would they be considering Eddie/Angle at Mania? God NO! Hey, it's not all bad. Angle and Chavo can appear in comedy skits where they discuss the differences between milk and tequila. Angle denounces tequila, saying it's the demon drink (ooh, shoot comment?), and makes Chavo do the same. They are then united as the 'Milkmen'...kind of a rip-off of CM Punk's gimmick. They denounce all that is wrong. Drinking. Smoking. Cheating. Remember the skit were Angle had that sandwich board saying he praised abstinance. That's the stuff we're looking for. Then Eddie can spray Angle and Chavo with tequila from his second cousin Pepe's 'tequila truck'. Chavo would be like a fourteen year old getting his first achololic drink, and Angle would have to control him. Which leads to a Tequila on a pole match at Mania between Chavo and Eddie, with Angle watching the corner. Eddie wins, and goes to make Chavo drink the tequila...but, (swerve coming), the bottle is actually full of milk! Angle proceeds to smash the milk bottle over Eddie head. After that, Angle could use his 'latino connections' to form a new LWO, or something. You joke, but we both know that we will have a three month comedy feud with the Latino Leech buzzing around both of them culminating in a third match of the card at the biggest show of the year. Which'll most probably have Chavo's interference all over it. Hell the only good thing to come out of that mess would be Angle not having to play Pro-U.S.A suck-up heel. Oh well...maybe this is one of those things the WWE will forget about come next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted December 31, 2003 You know, I really want to ask Vince if he's sat down and actually looked at the RR card with Holly vs. Lesnar. Because, to be honest, I don't see how ANYONE could look at that and think it would draw a single PPV buy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 You know, I really want to ask Vince if he's sat down and actually looked at the RR card with Holly vs. Lesnar. Because, to be honest, I don't see how ANYONE could look at that and think it would draw a single PPV buy. Most people buy the Rumble for the Rumble match though. Hence the big Angle return to help build it. And the Benoit/Cena v F.B.I match to build it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 31, 2003 So...is Chavo a heel now? Is Angle about to side with Chavo? Maybe Kurt is one of Chavo's 'real friends' that he mentioned months back...(why I remembered that, I don't know). Would they be considering Eddie/Angle at Mania? God NO! Hey, it's not all bad. Angle and Chavo can appear in comedy skits where they discuss the differences between milk and tequila. Angle denounces tequila, saying it's the demon drink (ooh, shoot comment?), and makes Chavo do the same. They are then united as the 'Milkmen'...kind of a rip-off of CM Punk's gimmick. They denounce all that is wrong. Drinking. Smoking. Cheating. Remember the skit were Angle had that sandwich board saying he praised abstinance. That's the stuff we're looking for. Then Eddie can spray Angle and Chavo with tequila from his second cousin Pepe's 'tequila truck'. Chavo would be like a fourteen year old getting his first achololic drink, and Angle would have to control him. Which leads to a Tequila on a pole match at Mania between Chavo and Eddie, with Angle watching the corner. Eddie wins, and goes to make Chavo drink the tequila...but, (swerve coming), the bottle is actually full of milk! Angle proceeds to smash the milk bottle over Eddie head. After that, Angle could use his 'latino connections' to form a new LWO, or something. You joke, but we both know that we will have a three month comedy feud with the Latino Leech buzzing around both of them culminating in a third match of the card at the biggest show of the year. Which'll most probably have Chavo's interference all over it. Hell the only good thing to come out of that mess would be Angle not having to play Pro-U.S.A suck-up heel. Oh well...maybe this is one of those things the WWE will forget about come next week. You don't think they'd do curtain-jerk worthy Leech-Angle vs. Eddy/Mystery Partner(Edge) do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2003 So...is Chavo a heel now? Is Angle about to side with Chavo? Maybe Kurt is one of Chavo's 'real friends' that he mentioned months back...(why I remembered that, I don't know). Would they be considering Eddie/Angle at Mania? God NO! Hey, it's not all bad. Angle and Chavo can appear in comedy skits where they discuss the differences between milk and tequila. Angle denounces tequila, saying it's the demon drink (ooh, shoot comment?), and makes Chavo do the same. They are then united as the 'Milkmen'...kind of a rip-off of CM Punk's gimmick. They denounce all that is wrong. Drinking. Smoking. Cheating. Remember the skit were Angle had that sandwich board saying he praised abstinance. That's the stuff we're looking for. Then Eddie can spray Angle and Chavo with tequila from his second cousin Pepe's 'tequila truck'. Chavo would be like a fourteen year old getting his first achololic drink, and Angle would have to control him. Which leads to a Tequila on a pole match at Mania between Chavo and Eddie, with Angle watching the corner. Eddie wins, and goes to make Chavo drink the tequila...but, (swerve coming), the bottle is actually full of milk! Angle proceeds to smash the milk bottle over Eddie head. After that, Angle could use his 'latino connections' to form a new LWO, or something. You joke, but we both know that we will have a three month comedy feud with the Latino Leech buzzing around both of them culminating in a third match of the card at the biggest show of the year. Which'll most probably have Chavo's interference all over it. Hell the only good thing to come out of that mess would be Angle not having to play Pro-U.S.A suck-up heel. Oh well...maybe this is one of those things the WWE will forget about come next week. You don't think they'd do curtain-jerk worthy Leech-Angle vs. Eddy/Mystery Partner(Edge) do you? I thought Edge was going to job to Trips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted December 31, 2003 Let's See... Eddy, Flair and Shawn are the ONLY three people I was willing to see Angle with at Mania. Why Eddy? Never fought on PPV or TV for that matter...It's actually a fresh match and it's EONS better then Matt Morgan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites