Wrestling 101

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113. If you're a down-on-his-luck wrestler who can't get a decent match booked, the best thing to do is walk around backstage all night spilling coffee.

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114. Any giant that is billed as 7+ feet tall and 400 pounds is a draw no matter what the only training he needs is how to look scary and a few grunts.

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115. Foreign-born wrestlers can not speak English. They have an unprecedented understanding of the spoken language from others, however.

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116. In a ladder match gravity is sooooo strong that a wrestler ends up climbing it so slow that it gives the other wrestler the opportunity to reach up and stop the wrestler from grabbing the belt/briefcase/or whatever.

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117. If you're 7'-foot tall or more, you have to use a Chokeslam.

 

118. Always make sure you have extra tables, chairs, ladders, and trash cans under the ring. And just for good measure, throw a stop sign and cookie sheet under there too.

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119. There is a camera everywhere

 

120. If the bad guys are planning an ambush the good guy will never see it coming even though there are monitors everywhere backstage.

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121. if you are a female employee, at some point you will be completely degraded and forced to strip down to your bra and panties in front of thousands of fans including children. This is all justified because it leads to a slight increase in the ratings for about 5 minutes.

 

121a. rule does not apply if you are the product of vince mcmahons semen.

 

122. if there is a comedy skit in the ring that isnt funny, the commentators will give a fake laugh which only makes the situation more akward.

 

123. after a big move, while a wrestler is going for the pin, if the commentator says "thats got to be it", it most certainly never is.

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121. if you are a female employee, at some point you will be completely degraded and forced to strip down to your bra and panties in front of thousands of fans including children. This is all justified because it leads to a slight increase in the ratings for about 5 minutes.

 

121a. rule does not apply if you are the product of vince mcmahons semen.

 

122. if there is a comedy skit in the ring that isnt funny, the commentators will give a fake laugh which only makes the situation more akward.

 

123. after a big move, while a wrestler is going for the pin, if the commentator says "thats got to be it", it most certainly never is.

 

123a. Especially holds true in a title match where the challenger is going for the pin and the announcer says, "We're going to have a new champion."

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or vinces classic "1, 2 ,3 he got em! no he didnt!"

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124. If you are Japanese and in a major promotion, you only have one name. You can use your given name or perhaps your family name, but never, ever both. How TAKA Michinoku got away with it the world may never know.

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124 a. If you are Japanese, you will be given sterotypical oriental intro music.

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121. if you are a female employee, at some point you will be completely degraded and forced to strip down to your bra and panties in front of thousands of fans including children. This is all justified because it leads to a slight increase in the ratings for about 5 minutes.

 

121a. rule does not apply if you are the product of vince mcmahons semen.

 

122. if there is a comedy skit in the ring that isnt funny, the commentators will give a fake laugh which only makes the situation more akward.

 

123. after a big move, while a wrestler is going for the pin, if the commentator says "thats got to be it", it most certainly never is.

 

123a. Especially holds true in a title match where the challenger is going for the pin and the announcer says, "We're going to have a new champion."

 

123b. Unless the match is a stipulation match, the face MUST use his/her finisher to win the match.