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Nicole Ritchie = Fat, Ugly Swine

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Nicole Ritchie may not be a LARDASS, but she's so overrated. Why is SHE, who has an extremely pig-like and pudgy face, eyes from a corpse, and no personality on a TV show about "beautiful spoiled girls" going to the farm? I could think of a hundred better candidates, famous or not.

Because she's Paris' best friend you fucking wanker... Jesus, pay attention once in a while. It does wonders.

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Guest Sturgis
Personally, I'd do em both. And so would most of you probably. Maybe not marry them or like them, but they are definately good enough looking for a romp in the sheets.

  I think the best way to describe Nicole's body would be healthy. She's not overweight by the looks of it, has a little meat to her (which isn't bad at all, and I find rather sexy), and she's not so thin you'd claim anorexia/bulimia.

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

What is with you guys anyways, you don't like skinny girls, when Hollywood calls someone fat you get all defensive, but it's ok for YOU to call someone fat. Serioiusly what do you guys want?

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I'd do either of them, or both if the opportunity presented itself. :)

 

Paris is a bit too thin, but I don't mind Nicole, think she has a decent body. Both have average faces though.

 

Still, their show is terrible.

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The thing I like about Nicole, is that she's usually quick to point out how stupid Paris is.. the "what's Wal-Mart" conversation comes to mind.

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http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/...r.jsp?current=6

 

Paris Finds Religion

Paris Hilton is turning over a new leaf for the New Year. The party princess has reportedly signed up for teachings in LA's trendy Kabbalah Center where Madonna and Demi Moore are regulars. The heiress was given a red string bracelet which is supposed to fall off when negativity is purged from her system. Recent photos don't show the bracelet, so she must be pure now.

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http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/...r.jsp?current=6

 

Paris Finds Religion

Paris Hilton is turning over a new leaf for the New Year. The party princess has reportedly signed up for teachings in LA's trendy Kabbalah Center where Madonna and Demi Moore are regulars. The heiress was given a red string bracelet which is supposed to fall off when negativity is purged from her system. Recent photos don't show the bracelet, so she must be pure now.

Or it fell off because she got too skinny for it to fit anymore.

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Guest El Satanico
What is with you guys anyways, you don't like skinny girls, when Hollywood calls someone fat you get all defensive, but it's ok for YOU to call someone fat. Serioiusly what do you guys want?

 

How does a few people in this thread talking about her being fat make a blanket statement about the people who dislike overly skinny girls and the people who hate it when Hollywood calls a normal sized girl fat?

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I don't see how Nicole Ritchie could be called fat by anyone's standards, besides maybe Karen Carpenter.

 

Seriously though, Ritchie has a body type I prefer to Paris Hilton. I don't want to touch my girlfriend and get jabbed by her bones and joints. I am supposed to be the one giving her the bone.

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I don't see how Nicole Ritchie could be called fat by anyone's standards, besides maybe Karen Carpenter.

 

Seriously though, Ritchie has a body type I prefer to Paris Hilton. I don't want to touch my girlfriend and get jabbed by her bones and joints. I am supposed to be the one giving her the bone.

Yeah whenever I watch that show, it's mostly to check out Nicole anyways.

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Just saw Nicole guest star on Mad TV. And you know what?

 

Totally not fat or ugly.

 

I'd hit it. Several times. Hard.

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Calling Nicole fat is ridiculous. Paris is so damn skinny that her skin tight pants are always hanging off her nonexistant ass. They had to edit out her asscrack a few times for gods sake. I agree Nicole is not pretty but, fat she is not. She's healthy.

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Guest Ghettoman

I for the record don't think Nicoles fat in the least.

 

I think she and Paris are stuck up bitches who embody almost every flaw of this generation and would probably do more in death than they ever will in life, but I don't think she's fat.

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Guest BrokenWings

In my opinion, it seems as though Nicole is the bad influence on Paris.

 

To me, that's also a turn on. I like it when my girl's got some attitude to her. Perhaps not as much as she frequently displays, but the point still stands.

 

And no, she most certainly is not fat. She's got a pretty average body, all things considered.

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