Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 ONLY FOOR RUSH IN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Houston is proving that the only two things to come out of Texas are steers and queers. I believe my brother's friend tried out but she was told she was "too country" and Simon couldn't market that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Sing, Roman! SIIIIIIIING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Your brother's friend should have been more notable. Maybe I could fuck around and try out for American Idol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 22, 2004 I have a decent set of pipes...I could make it for AIIV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Damn...Houston was poor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooreMark 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Houston was ass. They better start showing people who can win. LA should be good..is there another audition after that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 That was fookling horrible. I don't think this quote got enough love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 The guy in San Francisco appears to be the early leader Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Houston is proving that the only two things to come out of Texas are steers and queers. Yeah, there's a lot of non-traditional males here in Houston. And ye gods, there are a lot of people in denial about their ability here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Man, that was a whole lot of suck and a whole lot of ass. "... and I... can't help... farring in love, with you" = AWESOME!!! Ok, was the really fat black person a dude or a chick? Seriously - I was having problems there. Scary. Paula hating on the Christina/Mandy Moore hybrid was HIGHLOARIOUS. "She's annoying" she said, off-screen. I'm with Yuna here (god I feel dirty for saying that), what's up with all the gay *shudders* "b...buh....bbbbuuuuhhh....boooi's?" Seriously, they should call it American Gaydol. RRR: Comic Genious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheHulkster Report post Posted January 22, 2004 "I don't know why they didn't like me shakin mah BUTT. Guys at parties like it!" Man......Poor Houston Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 The black dude that started the show off really set the tone. Kind of an omen, if you will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Simon under attack was quite funny as well IMO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 22, 2004 The black dude that started the show off really set the tone. Kind of an omen, if you will. You mean Mr. "That anit my style man"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Simon under attack was quite funny as well IMO I half-expected him to press charges...he's just cool like that. I'm with Yuna here (god I feel dirty for saying that), what's up with all the gay *shudders* "b...buh....bbbbuuuuhhh....boooi's?" Seriously, they should call it American Gaydol. Ooooh, someone sided with me. That'd be a first in.......well, a long time. But, honestly, when someone like me is getting sick of the gays and gay-wannabes, then it's probably time to stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 "I don't know why they didn't like me shakin mah BUTT. Guys at parties like it!" And isn't that really the prime reason why people try out for this? Of course, by that logic, shouldn't most of the strippers in Houston have tried out? Man......Poor Houston Since I didn't do it before, I apologize for the large amount of crap foisted upon the audiences of America by Houston, Texas, surrounding states, and Fookling Lee (obviously, the singing gene passed her by. Good thing she's bloody smart). You'd think that the 4th largest city (by city size, but 2nd by fattyness) in the States could do better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 What was up with that chick with the man voice singing Celine Dion and everytime she sang the thunder and lightning kicked in? And then she kept trying to sing again and again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 That was GREAT. She kept trying and trying and trying and just didn't get it. Yes, they'll see the 7th time you sing that you're actually really good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 "I don't know why they didn't like me shakin mah BUTT. Guys at parties like it!" Man......Poor Houston Poor, poor Houston. No way are any of the people who made it last night that we saw gonna win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant_7000 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2004 As much as I want to see bad singers and funny comments from the judges, I want to see the good singers or singers that the Judges would argue over, like Randy override Simon and Paula decision about the yodelling girl that was classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 and we're in San Francisco now.. and there's Chris Jericho! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 WILLIAM HUNG! Yeah baby yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 Not a good year for my Chinese brothers and sisters... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooreMark 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 Oh lord. Talk about sticking it to chinese people. 80% of the bad people shown were chinese. I didn't like tonight's show. The first and second were good, Houston sucked and this was ok. William was not up there with Keith though. SHE BANG SHE BANG OHH BABY. I laughed though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Deebo Report post Posted January 28, 2004 That midget on tonights show was HOT. I mean uhh..umm.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheHulkster Report post Posted January 28, 2004 That midget on tonights show was HOT. I mean uhh..umm.. She looked exactly like my buddy's sister's best friend (whom I would fuck the shit out of). I am not going to lie, sex with a hot midget would probably be one of the highlights of my life. That's a memory that you could cherish forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 That midget on tonights show was HOT. I mean uhh..umm.. You meant - she wouldn't have to complain about sore knees. William was not up there with Keith though. SHE BANG SHE BANG OHH BABY. I laughed though. Definitely not. He gave it a shot, they said he sucked, and he took it with dignity, not like some of the whiny bitches who can't accept the fact that they're not good enough or not right for the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 William Hung has a career made for him in porno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 Am I the only one smelling a new sitcom on UPN w/ that black chicks "Advisor" and William Hung? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
