Zack Malibu: The Movie

[Jingus 0]

Question: who would be the villain of this flick?

 

A few suggestions:

 

-BPP: could be a villain in a Buffy Season 6 Trio sort of way.

 

-Mario: ditto, except nuttier. Reminds me of Steve Buscemi's "Because I'm MAD!!!" skit on SNL.

 

-Sandman: the straightedge maniac goes OVER THE (straight)EDGE.

 

-Dames: the Usual Suspects choice.

 

-Banky and CWM: come on, you know they'd make a great pair of misanthropic heels. "We hate each other, but we both want to destroy the world, so..."

 

-Marney: one of those infuriating people that, even if you know they're wrong, you couldn't win an argument with them even upon threat of assrape.

 

-Tiffany Malibu: anyone else played Resident Evil: Code Veronica? If so, then you know where I'm going with this one.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*throws script up in the air* That's it, I quit...too many people trying to compromise the greatness of my vision...I'm going to go work on some sitcom for Fox now *walks out and takes his foldable chair with his name on the back with him*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Question: who would be the villain of this flick?

 

A few suggestions:

 

-BPP: could be a villain in a Buffy Season 6 Trio sort of way.

 

-Mario: ditto, except nuttier. Reminds me of Steve Buscemi's "Because I'm MAD!!!" skit on SNL.

 

-Sandman: the straightedge maniac goes OVER THE (straight)EDGE.

 

-Dames: the Usual Suspects choice.

 

-Banky and CWM: come on, you know they'd make a great pair of misanthropic heels. "We hate each other, but we both want to destroy the world, so..."

 

-Marney: one of those infuriating people that, even if you know they're wrong, you couldn't win an argument with them even upon threat of assrape.

 

-Tiffany Malibu: anyone else played Resident Evil: Code Veronica? If so, then you know where I'm going with this one.

or Jingus the evil ex mod plotting to take his job back by eliminatiing Zack.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Given that it's a documentary, I'm assuming the villain(s) would be evil exes. Oh, the fun I could have with that.

[Sandman9000 0]

Just turn me into a mix of True Gouki and Riot of the Blood Iori and we're all set for a villian.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Given that it's a documentary, I'm assuming the villain(s) would be evil exes. Oh, the fun I could have with that.

Evil ex. I'm an Evil Ex-Unemployed from the OAOAST person. Remember Malibu. Remember the kitties.

[Adam 0]

As you know, Zack is known for his dealings with the ladies. He is Mister Smooth. He’s the kind of guy that just knows how to say the right thing at the right time. He is also like this with his friends. Not that he hits on them and makes them feel that special feeling in their pants (although his relationships with Kotz and Rando are questionable), but whenever you are pissed off, down, or having girl trouble (ESPECIALLY girl trouble); he’s got the right advice. He just makes you feel better when you feel like shit.

 

I first started talking to Zack through The SmartMarks, like a whole lot of people I know. He struck me as confident, outgoing, and straightforward. I got AIM, and added him. We started talking, and hit it off straight away. We talked about everything, from the daily goings on of the board, to wrestling, to other sports, to (Zack’s favourite topic) women. He’s the kind of guy that any single person could get along with, because he just isn’t an asshole, ever. When he does admonish someone, it is for a very good reason (see J. Just). It’s easy to see why girls love him, because he’s not a pretty boy, and he’s not a hard ass. He’s just a regular guy with a cool personality. He’s easy to like.

 

We really started to become friends when I joined the local e-wrestling federation, the OAOAST. Zack was the one that welcomed me to the fed, and he has helped me whenever I was having any problems writing or coming up with new things. Now he’s a moderator at The SmartMarks, and I don’t think there’s a better man for the job. I could see Zack as the leader of something a bit bigger than a message board some day. He would make an awesome boss.

 

The best piece of advice that Zack’s ever given me was when we first started talking on AIM. We were talking about women, of course, and I asked Zack how to act. I don’t mean acting like someone, but what demeanor to have. I’ve never had a problem making friends, but it’s always taking the next step. Zack’s answer was simple. He said, “Act like you’ve just won a million bucks”. I took his advice, and it paid off. I got a girlfriend shortly after. I dumped her within a week, but still, he helped.

 

So Zack, I don’t know you as Chris, but I hope to some day. I know one of the first people that I get in contact with will be him. We’ll meet up, go to a bar, get drunk out of our minds, and probably get girls. Well, at least Zack will. As we say down here, Zack you are a bloody top bloke and I wish you all the success in the future. I hope we are mates for a long time to come. Cheers buddy, and many thanks for all the advice you have given, and you will give in the future.

[treble 0]

This is kind of creepy.

[Adam 0]

How is this creepy?

[treble 0]

Everyone seems to have some sort of weird boy-crush on Zack.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Everyone seems to have some sort of weird boy-crush on Zack.

Uh, I hope not.

 

And it's what Jay wanted (I hope). It's not like he can tour the world and personally interview my friends (though he'll at least be able to do that with the ones around here).

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Since everybody changed my script I have decided to work on the Dames Life Story. Dames, lets do lunch

[Adam 0]

Yeah, we are all just giving our opinions about Zack, and any stories, pieces of advice he's given us, conversation topics, etc. It ust so happens that he has quite a few friends on here.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Everyone seems to have some sort of weird boy-crush on Zack.

he has that effect on people.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Everyone seems to have some sort of weird boy-crush on Zack.

Uh, I hope.

 

See?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Everyone seems to have some sort of weird boy-crush on Zack.

Uh, I hope.

 

See? Even I do.

OMG QUOTE TAMPERING I CAN DO IT~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Everyone seems to have some sort of weird boy-crush on Zack.

Uh, I hope.

 

See? Even I do.

OMG I LOVE YOU TOO DAVE~!

Zack...I always knew this day would come.

[Zack Malibu 0]

This is creeping ME out now...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

This is getting ME hot now...

shhh my sweet, save it for the bedroom.

[Zack Malibu 0]

OK, CC I can handle... WJM I can handle...

 

But I am not not NOT going to be flirted with by CWM. Isn't that kind of stuff normally reserved for Barron?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OK, CC I can handle... WJM I can handle...

 

But I am not not NOT going to be flirted with by CWM. Isn't that kind of stuff normally reserved for Barron?

sorry. Having a gheyme moment.

 

I've fine now Sugar. AH!

[Guest EQ]

Given that it's a documentary, I'm assuming the villain(s) would be evil exes. Oh, the fun I could have with that.

Hey malibu, if you need an ex for the movie so evil that she will breathe fire at your balls, I'll lend you mine.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

for budget purposes we're dressing a gnome up as his GF.

 

 

it fits trust me. i've seen pics of some of them.

[Slayer 0]

Damn, Frigid is posting some golden stuff here and getting no sold worse than a cruiserweight against the Undertaker

 

BTW, I want a bit part in the movie... something like "Random Zach Classmate #3" who just shows up in the background in one of his classes and has one line ("Hey Zach")

[Guest DonWestMark03]

"Zack Malibu and his bodacious search for the hot chick"

[Papacita 0]

I've talked to Zack a little bit, so I might as well chime in here.

 

I guess I can best describe my feelings about Zack with this scenario:

 

Say Zack was running for some kinda public office against some really really rich guy, and it was really close and my vote was the deciding vote, and the really really rich guy said he'd pay me $100 billion to vote for him instead of Zack...I'd definitely...DEFINITELY vote for the rich guy. But when I'm riding on my solid gold, jet powered yact afterwards...I would DEFINITELY feel guilty about it.

 

Yes. [/crackpipe]

 

Seriously though, Zack's a good guy. He's probably the easiest person to get along with on the board. Easy to talk to, open-minded, positive. I don't talk to him as much as some others do, but from what interaction I have had with Zack, he seems like a good friend and somebody who would look out for you when you're in a tough situation.

 

Really, other than vicious lies and rumors, like that little thing about him and the rabbits...that you didn't hear from me, by the way...I can't say anything bad about Zack.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I must be the only person here who hates him. I have another reason to hate him, but I let that one slide.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I must be the only person here who hates him. I have another reason to hate him, but I let that one slide.

...and that reason would be...???

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I must be the only person here who hates him.  I have another reason to hate him, but I let that one slide.

...and that reason would be...???

He hates what he can not be

[Zack Malibu 0]

Heh. OH, and +1 and all that...