Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2004 (edited) SJL METAL: THE FINAL CHAPTER Venue: The Gund Arena, Cleveland, Ohio! Due Date: Monday, January 26th, @ 6 PM EST. NO EXTENSIONS! Send Promos & Marked Matches To: Longdogger_Pete This is the final SJL show, ever! Congratulations to all eight of you, as your next match will be at Clusterfuck as a full fledged member of the SWF! Here's the lineup for the final show. No word limits, but a short time to write. Oh, and I repeat - NO EXTENSIONS. This show needs to be up early so the Clusterfuck card can go up. Opening Promo - SWF Commissioner "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens $25,000 SIGNING BONUS MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Jacob Helmsley Description: Commissioner Chris Raynor will be at ringside for this match with a pen and a shiny new SWF contract. This particular contract includes a $25,000 signing bonus that will be paid out just after Clusterfuck. The winner of this match gets to sign the contract. Standard rules. Send To: Longdogger_Pete ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD MATCH Aecas vs. Manson Description: These two have a long and storied history. I think. Rules are: hardcore style, with BEERZ. There are dozens of cans of beer placed around the ring. Whenever there is a near fall, both competitors must drink a beer, or be disqualified. This is the only way a competitor can be disqualified in this match. Send To: Thoth STIPULATION CAGE MATCH Todd Royal vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Description: These two have some serious issues. They get one more shot at each other before going on to the Clusterfuck. This cage match can only be won by pinfall or submission - escaping the cage is not an option. Send To: Ace309 ALL THE CARDS MATCH Alan Clark vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Special Referee: Insane Luchador Description: This one is for all the cards. The European champion, Landon Maddix, finally cashes in his title shot against World champion Alan Clark. The winner will be the Unified SJL World Champion, and will also be the LAST SJL World Champion. In addition... whoever leaves the Gund with the title will receive an SWF United States title shot at Clusterfuck! Not a bad way to make your SWF debut! Insane Luchador has been added to this match as a special referee by request. This match uses standard rules, but will be a TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS match. Send To: Longdogger_Pete And with that, I close the last card I book. Congratulations again, and good luck everyone! Edited January 23, 2004 by Grand Slam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2004 Let's just make this bitch one for the ages gents... whadda ya say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2004 fkn dbl postz0rz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2004 I say double post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2004 It's a good job I'm skippin' school today so I've got more time to write...I want to make this an awesome match, especially after the last show... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2004 I can't help but smile every time I look over that card. (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2004 As SWF Commissioner, I hereby claim the opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2004 Talk about abuse of power Mark. (Nah, you know you're my hero *rubs brown spot off nose). Seriously though that's a real nice card and even though with short time I hope we can all just make the absolute best of it. I dunno though, I think the black and white stripes might make me look fat. But I have new stats up for Maddix and Clark to have at it, should I be writing a match or not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2004 just answer my damn PM, IL... that's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
