The Dames' Diatribe on WWE Royal Rumble 2004

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Too bad Show eliminated everyone (except Benoit).

No way. From the way it's decribed, that MADE it.

 

Six guys together couldn't do it.

 

Cena tried...and failed

 

RVD tried...and failed

 

Y2J tried...and failed

 

Angle tried...and failed

 

But not Benoit.

I was just mad because 4 of my favorites (not RVD or Show) were actually at the finale portion and all get tossed by Show. (In a well booked way at least)

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Morons?

[Guest PowerPB13]

I'm just saying that I'm a fan of the Benoits and Angles of the wrestling world, but a) I'm a fan of other guys too for reasons other than pure workrate and b) I don't consider it the end of the world when one of those guys loses a match or something of that nature.

 

If that makes me a "moron", then "duh...duh...duh..."

 

-Patrick

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

It does. But wear it with pride; you have lots like you.

[Guest PowerPB13]

To quote someone I know: "...wow..."

 

-Patrick

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

To quote Joey Lawrence from the hit-sitcom Blossom "...WHOA..."

[Guest PowerPB13]

No no, this is very fascinating...

 

...because I don't obsess and brood endlessly due to one of my favorite wrestlers not winning a scripted wrestling match...I'm a moron.

 

Got it.

 

-Patrick

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

No, you just don't think it has meaning or relevance. For that, moron.

[Guest PowerPB13]

Meaning and relevance: Yes. Doom, disaster, and despair: No.

 

-Patrick

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

You just don't look that far ahead.

[Guest PowerPB13]

So now I'm a moron for having a different perspective on wrestling than you?

 

You can have your view, I'll have mine, end of story. No need to stoop to insults because of a difference of opinion.

 

Almost time to go watch Raw...if that's okay with you, of course.

 

-Patrick

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Well shit, if I knew you were going to shed a tear over it... you seemed so happy with it at first.

[Guest PowerPB13]

Um, okay...to whatever the hell you just said.

 

-Patrick

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Couldn't grasp all that?

 

So now I'm a moron for having a different perspective on wrestling than you?

 

You can have your view, I'll have mine, end of story. No need to stoop to insults because of a difference of opinion.

 

Almost time to go watch Raw...if that's okay with you, of course.

 

- You pulling out the "I'm a victim" card. Wah Wah.

 

If that makes me a "moron", then "duh...duh...duh..."

 

- You seemingly fine with it.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

This argument proves my theory of opinions. (Hard to explain, I remember saying it in the RR thread.)

[Guest PowerPB13]

Better to be a moron than a spiteful, vindictive piece of shit like you who's pissed off at the world because his widdle favowites don't win.

 

I'm outta here. This place is great...if you're depressed but not quite suicidal and need that little something extra to put you over the edge.

 

-Patrick

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

It's a deal. You stay stupid. I'll be the piece of shit.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

the moment of Benoit winning was kind of ruined for me though by a very negative friend who i had staying round for the event, who proclaimed Benoit winning "the shittest thing i've ever seen" so that kind of put a damper on my excitment.

 

Now that you remind me, there was this fan sitting at a table next to me who actually had the audacity to say to me:"Benoit doesn't deserve to win the Rumble."Of course, his remark infuriated me, but then I found out he was a Goldberg fan. Seeing the expression on his face once Goldberg was eliminated cleansed me off my anger and I proceeded to live the moment of Chris Benoit's long awaited given glory.

[Guest THE MIGHTY THOR]

Let me lighten things up, have you guys noticed how much does 0rton look like Mike Barton/Bart Gunn?=

[Highland 0]

My eyes! They burn! They burn!

[TheFranchise 0]

no!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I think Bradshaw looks more like Bart Gunn.

[Guest Anglesault]

My eyes! They burn! They burn!

Huh? It's just Bart Gunn

 

::Looks at Thor's sig::

 

GOOD LORD!

[2GOLD 0]

Thor may have something he doesn't need to tell us.

 

If I drank Draino...I'd be drinking it right now.

[humongous2002 0]

Thor may have something he doesn't need to tell us.

 

If I drank Draino...I'd be drinking it right now.

I think Thor is trying to traumatize the crap out of us, that's very sick.

[King Cucaracha 0]

I think the real question is why is there a picture of Randy Orton BUTT naked except a towel floating around the internet, how did it get there, and WHY GOD WHY DID ONE OF US HAVE TO FINE IT AND PUT IT IN THEIR SIG!!!

 

I would say something like 'Orton sucks' or 'He's gone down in my estimation'...but with that picture, both of those seem a bit too risqué.

[Guest Anglesault]

It's now my life mission to find a more embarassing Orton picture.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

It's now my life mission to find a more embarassing Orton picture.

How about Orton's powder blue work out suit? WORST. OUTFIT. EVER!

[Guest Anglesault]

I FOUND IT~!

 

Leave it to a group of screaming Yahoo Group Females.

 

I feel so dirty.

 

Believe me, you don't want to see it.

Edited January 29, 2004 by Anglesault

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I FOUND IT~!

 

Leave it to a group of screaming Yahoo Group Females.

 

I feel so dirty.

 

Believe me, you don't want to see it.

We Want Pictures! I can handle it...unless he's naked, then I'll vomit in my lap for an hour.