Nevermortal Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 ....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger? Would they shit their intestines? Feel free to add your own.
caboose Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 I think you should perform the experiment on yourself and post your results here.
Nevermortal Posted February 7, 2004 Author Report Posted February 7, 2004 I think you should perform the experiment on yourself and post your results here. I can't reach.
Nevermortal Posted February 7, 2004 Author Report Posted February 7, 2004 I'm sure your friends will help... I have no friends. Only memories.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Im utterly board enough that I would try this, but I don't have an air horn.
Mole Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 I would have to be bored enough, not board enough.
razazteca Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 What if you took one of those cans of compressed air, which is used to clean computers, and tried to clean your ass with it? Or used it as a douch?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 razazteca Posted on Feb 6 2004, 07:34 PM What if you took one of those cans of compressed air, which is used to clean computers, and tried to clean your ass with it? Or used it as a douch? You could suffer a pulmonary emballism.
razazteca Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 razazteca Posted on Feb 6 2004, 07:34 PM What if you took one of those cans of compressed air, which is used to clean computers, and tried to clean your ass with it? Or used it as a douch? You could suffer a pulmonary emballism. Somebody has been watching alot of CSI or Law & Order SCU.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl? Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl
Nevermortal Posted February 7, 2004 Author Report Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl? Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl And I'd pay to see it.
The Czech Republic Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 ....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger? Would they shit their intestines? Feel free to add your own. I want to know what would happen if a hockey team did a promotion called "Free Airhorn Night" and they got 18,000 people to simultaneously blast their airhorns. (Answer: it would be loud.)
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl? Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl And I'd pay to see it. Piss approves.
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 I've been wanting to stick a pile of powerful magnets and CDs in a microwave and see how powerful the explosion is.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if CWM makes a pst with proper grammar puntuation grammar, and spelling?
Nevermortal Posted February 7, 2004 Author Report Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if CWM makes a pst with proper grammar puntuation grammar, and spelling? The Space-Time Continuum becomes torn.
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Such a thing would indeed warrant the return of Jesus Christ. Do it.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Such a thing would indeed warrant the return of Jesus Christ. Do it. *AHEM* *takes deep...beath?* It is very nice to see you here, TRITEC. You should post more often. *FAINTS*
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 If that happened CWM, time would shift backwards and Courtney would be tried for murder and no one would have pushed El Duce in front of that train...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 If that happened CWM, time would shift backwards and Courtney would be tried for murder and no one would have pushed El Duce in front of that train... ... Sweet. EDIT: D'oh!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 I can tell you right now, the worst thing that would happen with the ass-horn would MAYBE be some tearing and bleeding from the horn insertion. The air blast itself isn't too strong, so it wouldn't be as messy as you think.
MrRant Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 The bigger question would be... would the air blast make you burp?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 unlikely. there's a lot of intestine for that air to go through. Chances are, it'd just stay in your colon, and rip out in one "Whoosh" as soon as the horn was removed.
EL BRUJ0 Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 ....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger? Would they shit their intestines? Feel free to add your own. Maybe something like this would happen. (^maybe too gross and icky for some of you fags)
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 Brujo beat me to it.
EL BRUJ0 Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 That's cause you're not tr00 n3cr0 gr1m.
Ted the Poster Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 ....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger? Would they shit their intestines? Feel free to add your own. Maybe something like this would happen. (^maybe too gross and icky for some of you fags) I too was going to post that. Hmmm... What if you were the guy's spotter when that happened? I'd probably say something on the way to the hospital like "Well, at least now if you ever go to jail nobody will want to rape you except for the occasional guy with a gigantic dick!" ...you know, to lift his spirits. I am SO going to hell.
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