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What if you took one of those cans of compressed air, which is used to clean computers, and tried to clean your ass with it? Or used it as a douch?

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razazteca Posted on Feb 6 2004, 07:34 PM

  What if you took one of those cans of compressed air, which is used to clean computers, and tried to clean your ass with it? Or used it as a douch? 

 

You could suffer a pulmonary emballism.

Somebody has been watching alot of CSI or Law & Order SCU.

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what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl?

Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl

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what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl?

Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl

And I'd pay to see it.

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....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger?

 

Would they shit their intestines?

 

Feel free to add your own.

I want to know what would happen if a hockey team did a promotion called "Free Airhorn Night" and they got 18,000 people to simultaneously blast their airhorns.

 

(Answer: it would be loud.)

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what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl?

Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl

And I'd pay to see it.

Piss approves.

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Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0

I've been wanting to stick a pile of powerful magnets and CDs in a microwave and see how powerful the explosion is.

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what would happen if CWM makes a pst with proper grammar puntuation grammar, and spelling?

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Such a thing would indeed warrant the return of Jesus Christ.

 

Do it.

*AHEM* *takes deep...beath?*

 

It is very nice to see you here, TRITEC. You should post more often.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*FAINTS*

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If that happened CWM, time would shift backwards and Courtney would be tried for murder and no one would have pushed El Duce in front of that train...

...

 

 

Sweet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: D'oh!

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I can tell you right now, the worst thing that would happen with the ass-horn would MAYBE be some tearing and bleeding from the horn insertion. The air blast itself isn't too strong, so it wouldn't be as messy as you think.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

unlikely. there's a lot of intestine for that air to go through. Chances are, it'd just stay in your colon, and rip out in one "Whoosh" as soon as the horn was removed.

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....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger?

 

Would they shit their intestines?

 

Feel free to add your own.

Maybe something like this would happen.

 

(^maybe too gross and icky for some of you fags)

I too was going to post that. Hmmm...

 

What if you were the guy's spotter when that happened? I'd probably say something on the way to the hospital like "Well, at least now if you ever go to jail nobody will want to rape you except for the occasional guy with a gigantic dick!" ...you know, to lift his spirits. :)

 

I am SO going to hell. :lol:

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