The Ill One 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night ~Ssswwweeet, Dace. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~Oooohhh, sweet match but WC to win. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore ~Aecas. SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal ~Coy but Royal could pull it off. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Sacred. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely ~M! V! S! Man, talk about history though. SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic ~Alan Clark. If you want the free cookies go beat up a little kid with cookies or steal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night - If Duran loses this match, there will be one pissed-off individual on his back. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix - If Wildchild loses this match there will be one pissed-off OAOAST Champion on his back. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore - Let's hope for IL. SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal - We'll say Royal on a hunch. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Spike. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely - If you don't pick me you need to stop smoking crack. SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic - Toxxic in an upset Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted February 7, 2004 "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night I'm going to be backing the narked Brummie Goth. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix This should be very interesting to read, WC to pick up the victory. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore No prediction as usual but it should be interesting to see what happens. SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal I think Wile Coyote's ACME devices will help him pull out a win here. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Sacred to win this one but I hope Spike gives it a good go. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely Tough one this, no pred as I think it could easily go either way. SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic Clark purely on experience grounds, but Toxxic is already looking to be red hot. Show us what you can do! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 ACTUAL MAIN EVENT Mr. Bukkake lobs a water balloon full of milk at the Memphis Eel. "MAIN EVENT" SINGLES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night DURAN~! LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix WC~! HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore IL~! SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal COYJIRO~! USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins SACRED~! SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely MVS~! SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic CLARK~!, but hopefully Toxx won't get disappointed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night ~Gotta go with the Dace. He's pissed. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~WC I think. I wouldn't rule out a Maddix upset though. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore ~Aecas. GO SHREWSBURY! SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal ~Coyote. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Not sure, but I smell a Thugg attack after Spike's little promo. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely ~MVS I think. SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic ~I'd love to say me, but I don't think I'll manage two in a row. I'll give it my best shot though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted February 8, 2004 "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night -- Must back my new stablemate, Duran, here but this should be a nice violent brawl. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- Wow, if all the CW matches are gonna look this good, yay for bringing back the belt. My head says WC is too good to give the belt up in one defense, but my blind loyalty says it could be an upset. Close match either way. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore -- Aecas SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal -- If someone is gonna kick my ass, it might as well be someone I'm a fan of. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -- Sacred SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely -- MVS SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic -- Hippy Vs. sXe! Have to go with Clark here, but hopefully Toxxic makes a good showing and sticks around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted February 8, 2004 "MAIN EVENT" SINGLES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night No prediction, but I expect Dace to do well. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix WC keep the hammer cocked. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore Aecas, who'll no doubt give me a run for my title. SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal Coy. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Sacred. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely MVS SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic Clark, but Toxxic could surprise us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 *watches James Matheson force Duran to give him piggybacks up and down big flights of stairs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 I want a cookie. I also don't know who the fuck half these people are. That being said... "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night I'll go for the guy I -know- is HRADCROE~!... Dace Night LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix C22 pride, yo. Definitly WC here. Especially since I don't know who Maddix is. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore Uh... IL since I mark for IL SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal If I'm right and Coy is who I think Coy is, then Coy. If not, uh... Coy. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Sacred is a Hall of Famer. Spike is... not. Sacred with teh win, j0. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely Oh god... I'm having flashbacks to when I was in the JL... MVS to continue the C22 pride. uh, yo. SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic I met Alan Clark in chat. So... Clark. Hmmm... I predict that the 'real' main event Z is cooking up is a CHEESE DANCE-OFF WITH THUGG, X, CHRIS WILSON, AND TOM FLESHER! GOUDA! MOZZARELLA! CHEDDAR! VENZUALEAN BEAVER CHEESE! SMELL THE RATINGS! I'm done now. -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Main Event: FROM THE VAULT - Alexander Zenon's Debut Match from way back when. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 (edited) My debut match was less embarassing than most, but sheyeah right. Like I'd really want it to see daylight again. If I were to post anything, it'd be my Absolution match. That's... pretty much the only wrestling I've written that kicked any ass. EDIT: Oh, Annie. Would a Cheese Dance-Off just be those guys wearing a Green Bay Packers cheese hat? Or... what? -Z Edited February 9, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 No, I think it's where you get everyone to wear cheese suits and dance to avoid the rabid rats we unleash on them. I'd be dancing in their situation. Or crushing rat skull. Either way, you grade on style, not survival ability. Yes, I have thought of this. I should book a card -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Hmmm... I predict that the 'real' main event Z is cooking up is a CHEESE DANCE-OFF WITH THUGG, X, CHRIS WILSON, AND TOM FLESHER! GOUDA! MOZZARELLA! CHEDDAR! VENZUALEAN BEAVER CHEESE! SMELL THE RATINGS! I'll be doing the shag with GOdrea, who will balance a tray of muenster on her head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
