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With all my other jackass friends whipped on girls they mostly JUST MET, and with me always happening to find the insane ones, I doubt I will be doing anything special tonight. I am very close to opening my first beer of the evening.

 

Anyway, I just wanted to say a much deserved "FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY".

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Took until 4PM to create this thread? I'm disappointed, SmartMarks.

Yeah, there's gotta be some douchebag on here who's never even gotten close enough to smell a girl's perfume who is more bitter then me.

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You beat me to it. I HATE this type of year. It's not even the corporate holiday thing so much as the fact that it pushes the idea that you need to have a girlfriend/boyfriend or you're a loser. It's pretty much impossible to go out on your own or with a group of friends of the same sex on Valentine's Day without feeling miserable and inadequate. However, my reasons for hating this time of year go deeper than that. Much deeper.

 

My former best friend/ex-girlfriend, Mandy (Us from her prom last May- http://home.insightbb.com/~ckimball/upload...ttandmandy.jpg), initially rejected me when I first asked her out on February 13th last year since she had only been separated from her ex of 3 years for 3 days. I know I rushed things, but I didn't want to miss my chance. I spent Valentine's Day alone, as it fell on a day that coincided with one of her bi-weekly trips to visit her father. On a happier note, she changed her mind and asked me out on February 19th, but alas, after all the pain I've gone through since then, Valentine's Day being in the same week as what would have been... what SHOULD be our 1 year anniversary makes me wish I were dead.

 

So, now I'm in California and she's God-knows-how-many thousand miles away back in Illinois. Also, the girl I was with before I moved, Kate, (whom I met the same day as Mandy, strangely enough... they used to be best friends) is back there, too. I have met a few people here in Cali at the UC-Riverside where LJSexay attends school, but I don't know too many people really and I have no date for tonight. I'm sure I could get one if I really wanted to, but I'd rather stay home. I wouldn't want to be with anyone other than Mandy or maybe Kate. luckily, for the first time since arriving here, I have procured some vodka. Thus, I declare this day....

 

ST. VODKA-TINE'S DAY

 

Drink to your fill, so yourself you do not kill.

 

Fuck Valentine's Day.

Edited by Matt Young

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Thus, I declare this day....

 

ST. VODKA-TINE'S DAY

 

Drink to your fill, so yourself you do not kill.

 

Fuck Valentine's Day.

I concur. Although I will probably enjoy some type of cheap whiskey.

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I just spent 4 hours helping my best friend get the hotel suite she rented for tonight ready for her boyfriend. Yes, I went to the porno shop and got her things and then helped her set all this up. I get no sex tonight because of my circumstances, but I did help her. Not to mention that as we were walking through Walmart picking up the last minute things and as we were checking into the hotel to set things up everyone thought we were together and this was how we were spending Valentine's Day. The whipped cream made it bad enough, but the hotel room made it worse.

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Well, at least I won't be too pathetic. Me and my friend Shawn are going to go bowling with Cait (see my thread in LSD) and a friend of hers. Afterwards, we're partying at Shawn's.

 

Nice, nice........

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Good for you, JAxl. I'm still staying home, mostly because- as I stated previously- I don't know many people here in Southern California. I have already started hitting the ol' vodka and I'm watching the Disney Channel's "I Love Lizzy (McGuire)" marathon (so I love Hilary Duff, fuck it). I hope you guys have a better night than I will. As of right now, there's a pizza on the way and a lot more vodka to drink, so I shall be on my way. I bid you good day.

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You guys should be listening to Andre 3000's Valentine's Day song. Losers.

My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid

And I just want to say one thing

 

Happy Valentine's Day

Every day the 14th!

I don't think y'all heard me!

I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day!

Every day the 14th!

Can y'all dig that?

Now when arrows don't penetrate, see

Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!)

And he shoots straight for your heart

And when he won't miss you!

That's alright 'cause y'all won't believe in me anyways

But..

 

Ya won't believe in me, but you would fancy

leprechauns or groundhogs

No thank you, Easter Bunny!

(There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see

love will rule reign supreme)

 

Happy Valentine's Day

Every day the 14th! (You got it!)

When Cupid knocks at your door

You can't ignore me!

There's no need to run!

So, Happy Valentine's Day (Hey!)

Every day the 14th!

I may have it all wrong, see

If you know what loves mean, well

Well, somebody tell me!

'Cuz they just don't believe in me!

 

Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy

leprechauns or groundhogs

No thank you, Easter Bunny!

(There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see

Cupid will not be defeated!)

 

Happy Valentine's Day

Every day the 14th!

Now I know your hearts have grown cold

And that bothers me

Now I understand 'cause I use to be a bad boy in my day

I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings

but you can't run away

Oooh ooh!

 

Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy..

(Hey! Don't you supposed to be some kind of player or something?)

Bunny!

Well keep on runnin', player

'Cause I got my good shoes on

And I got 'em tied up tight

So, you're going to find out tonightttttttttt!

 

[Verse 4: Andre 3000]

Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner

Below I know I love her, but act like I don't want her

Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner

Could be an organ donor

The way I give up my heart, but

Never know because - shit, I never tell her!

Ask me about my feelings I'd holla' that it's irrela'

I don't get myself caught up in the Jello gella'

And puddin' pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but

For the record, have you ever rode a horse?

Would I like for you to take me to Pluto?

I said, "Of course!"

But if you ain't a sweety indeedy, I won't endorse

Hans Solo till I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force

Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits

For now, give me examples of why you're the shit!

But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in?

And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend?

 

Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's

Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day

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I'd fuck Hilary Duff and Raven Symone

I bet they're happy to hear that.

Damn straight they are

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Well I had the greatest V-Day ever. I played volleyball all day! Wait, no, I sat and watched volleyball all day because my coach benched me! Jackass. What a waste of a day. I could of been doing Art History notes that are due on Monday. Sure, I could doing them right now too, but now I'm lazy.

 

Fuck Valentines Day. It just reminds me that I don't have a boyfriend, have never had a boyfriend. Alright, I'm done with the self-pity. Really, I am.

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CanadianChick's never had a boyfriend? I know she's young, but that still surprised me.

 

I avoided the whole Valentine's Day bullshit by working 7 1/2 hours this afternoon and evening. Not like I had a girlfriend to piss off by covering the shift, so fuck it.

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Why are people so pissed of at a holiday that is based around chocolate?

Because unlike Easter and Halloween, this one makes you feel like you're a worthless piece of shit if a significant other doesn't give you the chocolate.

 

Just be happy that about 98% of you don't have to go through the Sweetest Day bullshit in October. They basically market that as Valentine's Day for people who were single in February...and if you're still single, then you really are a fuckwad who should have probably been killed as a child to thin out the herd.

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The only thing I didn't like about today was the fact that everyone decided to head home early rather than club it up like most of us planned. On the one hand, I could probably use the sleep, but on the other hand, I'm home before midnight on a Saturday.

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Oh dear lord how did you people get through middle school/high school when you didn't get a Valentine from the girl you like?

I masturbated to cable porn.

 

Well, you asked.

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