1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 With all my other jackass friends whipped on girls they mostly JUST MET, and with me always happening to find the insane ones, I doubt I will be doing anything special tonight. I am very close to opening my first beer of the evening. Anyway, I just wanted to say a much deserved "FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 Took until 4PM to create this thread? I'm disappointed, SmartMarks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 Took until 4PM to create this thread? I'm disappointed, SmartMarks. Yeah, there's gotta be some douchebag on here who's never even gotten close enough to smell a girl's perfume who is more bitter then me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 What's perfume? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 What's a girl? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 (edited) You beat me to it. I HATE this type of year. It's not even the corporate holiday thing so much as the fact that it pushes the idea that you need to have a girlfriend/boyfriend or you're a loser. It's pretty much impossible to go out on your own or with a group of friends of the same sex on Valentine's Day without feeling miserable and inadequate. However, my reasons for hating this time of year go deeper than that. Much deeper. My former best friend/ex-girlfriend, Mandy (Us from her prom last May- http://home.insightbb.com/~ckimball/upload...ttandmandy.jpg), initially rejected me when I first asked her out on February 13th last year since she had only been separated from her ex of 3 years for 3 days. I know I rushed things, but I didn't want to miss my chance. I spent Valentine's Day alone, as it fell on a day that coincided with one of her bi-weekly trips to visit her father. On a happier note, she changed her mind and asked me out on February 19th, but alas, after all the pain I've gone through since then, Valentine's Day being in the same week as what would have been... what SHOULD be our 1 year anniversary makes me wish I were dead. So, now I'm in California and she's God-knows-how-many thousand miles away back in Illinois. Also, the girl I was with before I moved, Kate, (whom I met the same day as Mandy, strangely enough... they used to be best friends) is back there, too. I have met a few people here in Cali at the UC-Riverside where LJSexay attends school, but I don't know too many people really and I have no date for tonight. I'm sure I could get one if I really wanted to, but I'd rather stay home. I wouldn't want to be with anyone other than Mandy or maybe Kate. luckily, for the first time since arriving here, I have procured some vodka. Thus, I declare this day.... ST. VODKA-TINE'S DAY Drink to your fill, so yourself you do not kill. Fuck Valentine's Day. Edited February 14, 2004 by Matt Young Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted February 14, 2004 You guys should be listening to Andre 3000's Valentine's Day song. Losers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 Thus, I declare this day.... ST. VODKA-TINE'S DAY Drink to your fill, so yourself you do not kill. Fuck Valentine's Day. I concur. Although I will probably enjoy some type of cheap whiskey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 I've got no problems with Valentine's Day. ::hands TSM women roses:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 I decided to ignore Valentines day and consume mushrooms instead. They are brewing right now. Oh yeah, fuck valentines day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 I just spent 4 hours helping my best friend get the hotel suite she rented for tonight ready for her boyfriend. Yes, I went to the porno shop and got her things and then helped her set all this up. I get no sex tonight because of my circumstances, but I did help her. Not to mention that as we were walking through Walmart picking up the last minute things and as we were checking into the hotel to set things up everyone thought we were together and this was how we were spending Valentine's Day. The whipped cream made it bad enough, but the hotel room made it worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 So the best little whore houses ARE in Texas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 Of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 I just cracked my first beer of the evening. And so it begins............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 Well, at least I won't be too pathetic. Me and my friend Shawn are going to go bowling with Cait (see my thread in LSD) and a friend of hers. Afterwards, we're partying at Shawn's. Nice, nice........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Good for you, JAxl. I'm still staying home, mostly because- as I stated previously- I don't know many people here in Southern California. I have already started hitting the ol' vodka and I'm watching the Disney Channel's "I Love Lizzy (McGuire)" marathon (so I love Hilary Duff, fuck it). I hope you guys have a better night than I will. As of right now, there's a pizza on the way and a lot more vodka to drink, so I shall be on my way. I bid you good day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 15, 2004 I'd fuck Hilary Duff and Raven Symone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 I'd fuck Hilary Duff and Raven Symone I bet they're happy to hear that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 You guys should be listening to Andre 3000's Valentine's Day song. Losers. My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid And I just want to say one thing Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! I don't think y'all heard me! I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day! Every day the 14th! Can y'all dig that? Now when arrows don't penetrate, see Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!) And he shoots straight for your heart And when he won't miss you! That's alright 'cause y'all won't believe in me anyways But.. Ya won't believe in me, but you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs No thank you, Easter Bunny! (There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see love will rule reign supreme) Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! (You got it!) When Cupid knocks at your door You can't ignore me! There's no need to run! So, Happy Valentine's Day (Hey!) Every day the 14th! I may have it all wrong, see If you know what loves mean, well Well, somebody tell me! 'Cuz they just don't believe in me! Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs No thank you, Easter Bunny! (There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see Cupid will not be defeated!) Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! Now I know your hearts have grown cold And that bothers me Now I understand 'cause I use to be a bad boy in my day I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings but you can't run away Oooh ooh! Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy.. (Hey! Don't you supposed to be some kind of player or something?) Bunny! Well keep on runnin', player 'Cause I got my good shoes on And I got 'em tied up tight So, you're going to find out tonightttttttttt! [Verse 4: Andre 3000] Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner Below I know I love her, but act like I don't want her Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner Could be an organ donor The way I give up my heart, but Never know because - shit, I never tell her! Ask me about my feelings I'd holla' that it's irrela' I don't get myself caught up in the Jello gella' And puddin' pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but For the record, have you ever rode a horse? Would I like for you to take me to Pluto? I said, "Of course!" But if you ain't a sweety indeedy, I won't endorse Hans Solo till I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits For now, give me examples of why you're the shit! But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in? And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend? Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted February 15, 2004 I should get drunk tonight... oh well, fuck it. I'll just watch DVDs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 15, 2004 I'd fuck Hilary Duff and Raven Symone I bet they're happy to hear that. Damn straight they are Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Well I had the greatest V-Day ever. I played volleyball all day! Wait, no, I sat and watched volleyball all day because my coach benched me! Jackass. What a waste of a day. I could of been doing Art History notes that are due on Monday. Sure, I could doing them right now too, but now I'm lazy. Fuck Valentines Day. It just reminds me that I don't have a boyfriend, have never had a boyfriend. Alright, I'm done with the self-pity. Really, I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 CanadianChick's never had a boyfriend? I know she's young, but that still surprised me. I avoided the whole Valentine's Day bullshit by working 7 1/2 hours this afternoon and evening. Not like I had a girlfriend to piss off by covering the shift, so fuck it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Why are people so pissed of at a holiday that is based around chocolate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Why are people so pissed of at a holiday that is based around chocolate? Because unlike Easter and Halloween, this one makes you feel like you're a worthless piece of shit if a significant other doesn't give you the chocolate. Just be happy that about 98% of you don't have to go through the Sweetest Day bullshit in October. They basically market that as Valentine's Day for people who were single in February...and if you're still single, then you really are a fuckwad who should have probably been killed as a child to thin out the herd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 The only thing I didn't like about today was the fact that everyone decided to head home early rather than club it up like most of us planned. On the one hand, I could probably use the sleep, but on the other hand, I'm home before midnight on a Saturday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Oh dear lord how did you people get through middle school/high school when you didn't get a Valentine from the girl you like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Oh dear lord how did you people get through middle school/high school when you didn't get a Valentine from the girl you like? I masturbated to cable porn. Well, you asked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
