MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Pussies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Actually, we're not getting any pussy. That's the problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Well, I wouldn't say that's my problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 As it turns out, I own just as hard on Valentine's Day as on any other. I wasn't sure at first, but, yep, I sure do. I spent the day WORKING~, and I got several compliments on my hair, and some hot chick in her later 30s wished me a Happy V-E Day, out of the blue. I also had pizza. Anyway, I've always felt that it's better to be happy for those who do have others on this day than to mope or be angry. Calmer, more relaxed. If you smoke weed, you probably understand. Maybe, I wouldn't really know, I'm not a big "weed guy." Anyway Hoff still owns, Merry Valentine's Day, and bring on the sandal weather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 I masturbated to cable porn. Well, you asked. Bah, raise your hand if you never rubbed one off to Skinemax (none of you had better even think about raising your hands). Question, to take everyone's mind off of hearts and shit and onto one of my loves, VIDEOGAMES~: Do I want to play Mario Bros. 2 on my comp's emulator bad enough to go all the way to my car and get my PC's controller? Because I'm thinking no...but it sounds a-pretty good.... Somebody help me (breathe). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 CC and I are Valentine's. Who cares if it's the 15th. We're making up for a lost day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Since Zack took CC I'll take WJM *hrmphs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Okay right, so, Mario 2? Hello? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 15, 2004 No, I just can't do it...the love for WJM isn't really there *runs off crying like a 12 year old girl over his jealousy of Malibu* Hoff, if you do you need to play every level as Luigi just so you can watch his leg wiggle thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 CC and I are Valentine's. Who cares if it's the 15th. We're making up for a lost day. Still the 14th where I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY FUCK! Except Frigid, he gets a cookie. *gives cookie* And I DO need to do that. Also, what's up with Princess? Floating? How's that work? She got a fan in her cooch or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Also, what's up with Princess? Floating? How's that work? She got a fan in her cooch or something? I pretended the Mushrooms gave her a never ending case of gas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 I celebrated VD by doing my metal radio show. The theme for the show? Type O Negative's "Everyone I Love is Dead." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Bah, it is just another day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 My Valentine's day was awesome. A night of No Limit Texas Hold 'Em and Sam Adams, and I'm $20 richer and full of delicious grains. Remember, kids. When you're feeling lonely, gambling is the answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 See sig for how I felt about Valentine's Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Well my Valentines day got really weird once I was too tanked up to do anything constructive. I'll explain the weirdness of my day later, but for now I'll give a thumbs upto Valentines day simply because I was too out of it to notice it go by. (That should probably be my approach every year). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted February 15, 2004 My Valentine's day was awesome. As was mine.. as was mine. These guys are just pussies as Rant already stated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2004 I had to say "Fuck Valentine's Day" didn't I? Yeah so i got to hang out with the girl I have a big crush on. Yeah we had a great time bowling, and yeah I was laying on the sofa with my head in her lap afterwards. But my friend Shawn, was too drunk to drive them home, so the task fell to me. If you're wondering if I got pulled over........of course I did! And in a state where the DUI level is .08, I blew a .29 on the breathalyzer. Yet for some reason, I didn't get a DUI, they let me off with a "Careless Driving" as long as someone else came to drive the truck. By the time that happened, my chances with Cait were blown cause she got picked up by someone else. Fuckin Valentine's Day............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 16, 2004 You may want to think twice about driving the next time 30% of the liquid flowing in your veins is alcohol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2004 You may want to think twice about driving the next time 30% of the liquid flowing in your veins is alcohol Alright DAD! Sike nah, I didn't even feel drunk. I think I blew so high because I chugged a beer right before I left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. Yeah, but I WASN'T DRUNK! THAT BREATHALYZER WAS RIGGED! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. Yeah, but I WASN'T DRUNK! THAT BREATHALYZER WAS RIGGED! The cops were probably just trying to get you laid. They probably sat there and were like, "Let's get this guy laid, because people that drive drunk are rebelious and cool, and girls like guys that are rebelious and cool." I'd send the cops some flowers, or at least a card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. And that means you're cool? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. And that means you're cool? Well, at least he was thorough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. And that means you're cool? .....I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say. Driving drunk really DOES mean that you're cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. And that means you're cool? .....I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say. Driving drunk really DOES mean that you're cool. Sweet. What if i was all coked up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2004 Then you should have people worshipping the ground that you walk on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2004 Then you should have people worshipping the ground that you walk on. Just like Scott Hall.............sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites