JHawk Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Actually, we're not getting any pussy. That's the problem.
CanadianChick Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Well, I wouldn't say that's my problem.
Hoff Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 As it turns out, I own just as hard on Valentine's Day as on any other. I wasn't sure at first, but, yep, I sure do. Â I spent the day WORKING~, and I got several compliments on my hair, and some hot chick in her later 30s wished me a Happy V-E Day, out of the blue. Â I also had pizza. Â Anyway, I've always felt that it's better to be happy for those who do have others on this day than to mope or be angry. Calmer, more relaxed. If you smoke weed, you probably understand. Maybe, I wouldn't really know, I'm not a big "weed guy." Anyway Hoff still owns, Merry Valentine's Day, and bring on the sandal weather.
Hoff Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 I masturbated to cable porn. Well, you asked. Bah, raise your hand if you never rubbed one off to Skinemax (none of you had better even think about raising your hands).  Question, to take everyone's mind off of hearts and shit and onto one of my loves, VIDEOGAMES~: Do I want to play Mario Bros. 2 on my comp's emulator bad enough to go all the way to my car and get my PC's controller? Because I'm thinking no...but it sounds a-pretty good....  Somebody help me (breathe).
Zack Malibu Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 CC and I are Valentine's. Who cares if it's the 15th. We're making up for a lost day.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Since Zack took CC I'll take WJM *hrmphs*
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 No, I just can't do it...the love for WJM isn't really there *runs off crying like a 12 year old girl over his jealousy of Malibu* Â Hoff, if you do you need to play every level as Luigi just so you can watch his leg wiggle thing
CanadianChick Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 CC and I are Valentine's. Who cares if it's the 15th. We're making up for a lost day. Still the 14th where I am.
Hoff Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY FUCK! Except Frigid, he gets a cookie. *gives cookie* Â And I DO need to do that. Â Also, what's up with Princess? Floating? How's that work? She got a fan in her cooch or something?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Also, what's up with Princess? Floating? How's that work? She got a fan in her cooch or something? I pretended the Mushrooms gave her a never ending case of gas.
Sandman9000 Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 I celebrated VD by doing my metal radio show. Â The theme for the show? Â Type O Negative's "Everyone I Love is Dead."
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 My Valentine's day was awesome. A night of No Limit Texas Hold 'Em and Sam Adams, and I'm $20 richer and full of delicious grains. Â Remember, kids. When you're feeling lonely, gambling is the answer.
Art Sandusky Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 See sig for how I felt about Valentine's Day.
caboose Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Well my Valentines day got really weird once I was too tanked up to do anything constructive. Â I'll explain the weirdness of my day later, but for now I'll give a thumbs upto Valentines day simply because I was too out of it to notice it go by. (That should probably be my approach every year).
Guest Flyboy Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 My Valentine's day was awesome. As was mine.. as was mine. These guys are just pussies as Rant already stated.
1234-5678 Posted February 16, 2004 Author Report Posted February 16, 2004 I had to say "Fuck Valentine's Day" didn't I? Yeah so i got to hang out with the girl I have a big crush on. Yeah we had a great time bowling, and yeah I was laying on the sofa with my head in her lap afterwards. Â But my friend Shawn, was too drunk to drive them home, so the task fell to me. If you're wondering if I got pulled over........of course I did! And in a state where the DUI level is .08, I blew a .29 on the breathalyzer. Yet for some reason, I didn't get a DUI, they let me off with a "Careless Driving" as long as someone else came to drive the truck. By the time that happened, my chances with Cait were blown cause she got picked up by someone else. Â Fuckin Valentine's Day............
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 16, 2004 Report Posted February 16, 2004 You may want to think twice about driving the next time 30% of the liquid flowing in your veins is alcohol
1234-5678 Posted February 16, 2004 Author Report Posted February 16, 2004 You may want to think twice about driving the next time 30% of the liquid flowing in your veins is alcohol Alright DAD! Â Â Sike nah, I didn't even feel drunk. I think I blew so high because I chugged a beer right before I left.
justsoyouknow Posted February 16, 2004 Report Posted February 16, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards.
1234-5678 Posted February 16, 2004 Author Report Posted February 16, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. Yeah, but I WASN'T DRUNK! THAT BREATHALYZER WAS RIGGED!
justsoyouknow Posted February 16, 2004 Report Posted February 16, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. Yeah, but I WASN'T DRUNK! THAT BREATHALYZER WAS RIGGED! The cops were probably just trying to get you laid. They probably sat there and were like, "Let's get this guy laid, because people that drive drunk are rebelious and cool, and girls like guys that are rebelious and cool." Â I'd send the cops some flowers, or at least a card.
k thx Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. And that means you're cool?
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. And that means you're cool? Well, at least he was thorough.
justsoyouknow Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. And that means you're cool? .....I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say. Driving drunk really DOES mean that you're cool.
1234-5678 Posted February 17, 2004 Author Report Posted February 17, 2004 Nicely done, Jax. Driving drunk means that you're cool, ya know? Anyways, Valentine's Day, I drank an eighteen pack and called all my ex-girlfriends and told them that I was going to kill myself. We all had a good laugh afterwards. And that means you're cool? .....I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say. Driving drunk really DOES mean that you're cool. Sweet. What if i was all coked up?
justsoyouknow Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 Then you should have people worshipping the ground that you walk on.
1234-5678 Posted February 17, 2004 Author Report Posted February 17, 2004 Then you should have people worshipping the ground that you walk on. Just like Scott Hall.............sweet.
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now