mother fucking fuckity fuck

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i was typing a report for work and my fucking dog fucking tripped over the fucking cord and unplugged the fucking computer. I have until tonight to rewrite a report that took 3 days to write originally.

 

fucking fuckers.

[MrRant 0]

That's why you save periodically.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Sell your dog to a chinese food restaurant

[snuffbox 0]

That's why you save periodically.

ding ding ding

[k thx 0]

You didn't save in three days? Wuhtuhfuh?

[Sandman9000 0]

Canadian computers have no save option.

[snuffbox 0]

Canadian computers have no save option.

[Guest HungryJack]

yea that was hilarious or something.

[Guest EQ]

I thought it was funny.

 

But yeah, if you've been writing this report for 3 days and haven't saved at least one, that's kind of your fault. I mean it still sucks though.

[Guest Flyboy]

yea that was hilarious or something.

You're just biased. Stupid Canadian.

 

 

EDIT: Just for Patty.

Edited February 17, 2004 by Flyboy

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Sell your dog to a chinese food restaurant

Remember last time I went down this road?

 

Yeah, almost banned.

 

UYI

[Art Sandusky 0]

B-I-A-S-E-D, GODDAMMIT!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i did save it. the disk however is also ruined i was in the process of saving it as it was unplugged and the disk is coruppted now. I saved about 1/4th of the report.

 

i'm dumb but not that dumb guys

[Guest FrigidSoul]

rename the dog Old Yeller and take the piece of shit out back.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

don't think I'm not tempted. as people who talk to me can tell you i hate my dog.

 

it lies around and eats all day...i'm so jealous.

 

though it pretty cool when it's high.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Sell Use Your Illusion to a chinese restaurant

[MrRant 0]

i did save it. the disk however is also ruined i was in the process of saving it as it was unplugged and the disk is coruppted now. I saved about 1/4th of the report.

 

i'm dumb but not that dumb guys

You saved an important report... in only ONE location?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Hampsters are cooler when they're high because they fall off the wheel. They also can't unplug stuff and don't cost much to maintain. Get rid of the dog and get a hampster...just don't name it Chubbs after the black golf character on Happy Gilmore cause that's what I'm naming my Hampster when I finally get one!

[BX 0]

Sell a hampster to the gay Chinese restuarant.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I thought they used gerbils.

 

either way my former best friend's sister had a Hampster(which is now dead because they forgot to feed it and after remembering it was there after a month it had gnawed off its own foot and then died) and when we got stoned we blew it shotties and it would run in the wheel then fall over and onto its back.

[Hoff 0]

H-A-M-S-T-E-R

 

Isn't it?

 

Anyway, good luck CWM.

 

EDIT: "Hampster" it ain't. Though, in all fairness, I did NOT consult with Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft Word -- the Holy Trinity of internet dictionaries. So take this with a grain of salt.

[The Thread Killer 0]

i was typing a report for work

 

Wait a minute...

 

You have to write REPORTS about how you asked the customers if they "wanted fries with that?"

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Now THAT was amusing.

 

I find most of your posts breathtakingly melodramatic and verbose, from what I remember, but that was a nice little zinger.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i was typing a report for work

 

Wait a minute...

 

You have to write REPORTS about how you asked the customers if they "wanted fries with that?"

aw how sweet. It's taken you how many months to get back at me and that was the BEST you can do?

 

Why don't you tell us some of your thrilling stories about being a Social Worker, I'm sure there's one or two we haven't had forced down our throats a million times in one of your desperate bids for attention and sympathy you fucking loser.

[The Thread Killer 0]

aw how sweet. It's taken you how many months to get back at me and that was the BEST you can do?

 

Why don't you tell us some of your thrilling stories about being a Social Worker, I'm sure there's one or two we haven't had forced down our throats a million times in one of your desperate bids for attention and sympathy you fucking loser.

 

Uh...maybe I missed something, but why would I need to "get back at you?" Did you do something to me that I missed? As far as ME looking for attention and sympathy...well that statement coming from you is somewhat ironic, and lets just leave it at that.

 

I made a mean-spirited joke at your expense, which you didn't care for, you called me a fucking loser in retort, cool. What that has to do with something from months ago that I don't know about with you, or my job...I don't know.

[Guest HungryJack]

aw how sweet. It's taken you how many months to get back at me and that was the BEST you can do?

 

Why don't you tell us some of your thrilling stories about being a Social Worker, I'm sure there's one or two we haven't had forced down our throats a million times in one of your desperate bids for attention and sympathy you fucking loser.

 

 

At least he's managed to make something of his life .

 

 

I'm doubting you're gonna do that, with all the disabilities you allegedly have.

[DerangedHermit 0]

The Thread Killer lives up to his name.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ugh, I hate using "ironic" or "hypocritical" in an argument. They're such go-to words for pseudo-intellectual people.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Pehaps, but in this case ironic applied.

[Hoff 0]

Ugh, I hate using "ironic" or "hypocritical" in an argument. They're such go-to words for pseudo-intellectual people.

So wait, why do you hate using them, then?