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If you have any indiscretions from your own sordid pasts you'd like to share, we'd love to hear.

But you can't hear them because you're leaving

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If you have any indiscretions from your own sordid pasts you'd like to share, we'd love to hear.

But you can't hear them because you're leaving

If we all come clean I can find it in me to stay.

I am a homosexual. Hear me roar.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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man this is like pulling a Mole.

 

 

"Mole" is the new "ghey" btw.

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If you have any indiscretions from your own sordid pasts you'd like to share, we'd love to hear.

But you can't hear them because you're leaving

If we all come clean I can find it in me to stay.

I am a homosexual. Hear me roar.

That explains it...

 

Anyways, I'm not really a man. I'm a woman.

 

::pulls off man costume::

 

Well actually, I'm not really a woman. I'm a horse.

 

::pulls off woman costume::

 

Actually, I'm not really a horse. I'm a broom.

 

::pulls off horse costume::

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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I have a confession...I am Fabios fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former-roomate.

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I have a confession...I am Fabios fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former-roomate.

And people think I'm stupid. :lol:

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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I have a confession...I am Fabios fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former-roomate.

And people think I'm stupid. :lol:

How dare you insult Spaceballs! You must now read 16 pages on RF's story of raping 14 year old boys.

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I'd rather not read about a pedophile. That's a waste of my time.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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I'd rather not read about a pedophile. That's a waste of my time.

Brandon Truitts article on the matter is a bit shorter than 16 pages and a good read though. [cheap plug]

Posted

I read that, but 16 pages was what made me NOT want to read it.

Posted
If you have any indiscretions from your own sordid pasts you'd like to share, we'd love to hear.

But you can't hear them because you're leaving

He can't "hear" them even if he stays. He can only READ them. ;)

 

EDIT: Smiley added for the humorless people

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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ugh. Alf you're like an internet brother to me but I HATE when people correct people over wether or not they can "Hear" someone over the internet.

 

Everyone KNOWS you can't hear them. it's a figure of speech

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ugh. Alf you're like an internet brother to me but I HATE when people correct people over wether or not they can "Hear" someone over the internet.

 

Everyone KNOWS you can't hear them. it's a figure of speech

Oh, sorry, I forgot I had to throw a smiley in every time for you to know it was a joke. Please forgive me.

 

I'm sure Slayer knew it was a joke or he would have responded by now.

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Everyone KNOWS you can't hear them.

On a related note, you can't see me either. Right, Hoff?

Huh, whoa, what? Did someone say something?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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ugh. Alf you're like an internet brother to me but I HATE when people correct people over wether or not they can "Hear" someone over the internet.

 

Everyone KNOWS you can't hear them. it's a figure of speech

Oh, sorry, I forgot I had to throw a smiley in every time for you to know it was a joke. Please forgive me.

 

I'm sure Slayer knew it was a joke or he would have responded by now.

it's still unfunny

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