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Guest Krazy Karter
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Ham

 

Pros: Comes from pig, multi-purpose, multi-seasonal

 

Cons: Unless it's Virginia Baked or Honey Baked, there's a good chance it will taste like raw flesh

 

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Salami

 

Pros: Has that salty, rich taste

 

Cons: Has nearly every meat in it and costs too much.

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Bologna

 

Pro: German-made, tastes like beef, goes with everything from salads to sammiches, tastes great with mustard, and can be rolled into a delicious quick snack.

 

Cons: German-made, don't know what part of the cow it comes from, and expires too quickly.

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Bologna

 

Pro: German-made, tastes like beef, goes with everything from salads to sammiches, tastes great with mustard, and can be rolled into a delicious quick snack.

 

Cons: German-made, don't know what part of the cow it comes from, and expires too quickly.

It's made of all different parts of the cow. Which ones, I don't know.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Bologna

 

Pro: German-made, tastes like beef, goes with everything from salads to sammiches, tastes great with mustard, and can be rolled into a delicious quick snack.

 

Cons: German-made, don't know what part of the cow it comes from, and expires too quickly.

It's made of all different parts of the cow. Which ones, I don't know.

Probably from the parts everyone hopes it doesn't come from.

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It's a mixture of the stuff inside of the bones......that's what hot dogs are made of too.

 

My grandpa used to work at a chicken plant so that's how I know.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Banky

 

Pros: He's a hunk of stud

 

Cons: None

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Me

 

Pros: Can change into the shape of a hotdog, an igloo, and on special occasions the Meat Bridge; am also able to remove my brain and become a floatation device.

 

Cons: Very suceptible to peer pressure from Moon people and am easily influenced by Master Shake.

Guest Random Hero
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Banky

 

Pros: He's a hunk of stud

 

Cons: None

Cons: Named his alter ego after a Jason Lee character

That's a bad thing?

Guest Dynamite Kido
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Roast Beef

 

pros:Is crondidellyonic

 

cons: Can frequently give you a bad case of LA(Liquid Ass)

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I get Salami for 99 cents.

I mean the quality stuff. And I live in California so everything costs too much.

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