Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2004 Non entertainment stuff you try and pimp to everyone that'll listen. The Mach 3 Turbo razor...this is the very best shave in the world. I use to cut the hell out of my face cause I had acne issues...with this thing I don't think it's possible to cut yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2004 Balderdash, the Quattro owns all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 The Mach 3 Turbo razor...this is the very best shave in the world. I use to cut the hell out of my face cause I had acne issues...with this thing I don't think it's possible to cut yourself. Bzzt. I have this and it has ripped my face on several occasions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 12, 2004 That's because you suck. The MachTurbo3 rules all Razors. Quattro? 4 Blades is just being greedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 And effective. I walk around feeling my face all day after a shave with that mofo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I will also vouch for the Quattro. More = Better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 "Introducing the Mach 27! The first 5 blades take off your facial hair...the next 7 start to work on your skin, and the last dig right into the bone! You'll never need to shave again!" Seriously though....I dunno. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I have yet to try the Quattro. I dig the Mach 3 though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Man, I feel left out of the fun with Razors. I havent shaved in well over a year, close to two almost. When I was shaving I used a Norelco Quadra Action electric shaver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Electric razors just don't do it for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Electric razors just don't do it for me. Me too. My hair just grows in too goddamn thick for an electric razor. ::weeps:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Sadly, I don't know the joy of having to shave... Much. I just have to shave like once every ... four days. It's pretty sad... So of course, I just need a regular shaver. Nothing fancy. Just regular two bladed one. Yup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I use an electric...i don't let it get very thick... This is a thread that Shaved Bear needs to appear in... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Mach3's rule. Axe Body Spray is great; it is a cheap way to make yourself smell good. Nivea After Shave for Men. It is like a lotion, but it is a great after shave. It doesn't burn at all and it doesn't give you any razor burn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 12, 2004 That axe shit is five bucks a can, and it smells like something sopped up off the floor and seats of a trendy nightclub. Smelling it makes me fart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Triple blade razors reeally suck, i still can't get my legs smooth with them. But then again, it's probably my super dense leg hair thats the problem, not the razor. As for stuff i pimp to everyone, its got to be Maybeline mascara. Buy it. Now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Minute Maid Limeade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Fossil watches. I don't give a shit about any brand, but for some reason I like the way they look, they're sturdy, resilient, and at $60-$100, it's expensive for a watch, but cheaper than a lot of "designer" watches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 12, 2004 You canucks and colder clime folks can enjoy this tasty treat. Buy a minute maid limeade, and leave it in your car overnight when it's tits cold outside. In the morning, you'll find a sweet glorious lime slushie in a bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrainYou42 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Tabasco Sauce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 You canucks and colder clime folks can enjoy this tasty treat. Buy a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, and leave it in your car overnight when it's tits cold outside. In the morning, you'll find a sweet glorious hot slushie in a bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Crack cocaine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Widescreen DVDs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I second that, NM. Whenever any of my customers ask me what's better I always say widescreen without any hesitation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I second that, NM. Whenever any of my customers ask me what's better I always say widescreen without any hesitation. People just don't fucking get it no matter how many times I explain it to them. My whole family are full screen simpletons with no change coming anytime soon. Then again, these are the same people that clung to VHS up until like last year. Widescreen > Full Screen unless you can only get the particular product in Full Screen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Crabs-B-Gone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted March 12, 2004 If you cut yourself with a Mach 3, you should stop drinking in the morning. I pimp: Frank's Hot Sauce Orbit Gum Bombay Saffire The Quizno's Black Angus Sub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I third the Widescreen DVD thing. Also: Sun Maid Raisin Bread fine point pens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Faygo's Rock n Rye...great drink Horror authors Bentley Little and Richard Laymon I've tried electric razors before. After a while they stop cutting and just start pulling on the hairs, I don't like em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
