This weeks WWE Caption

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

 

go for it

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

 

Jericho: Oh Master H I offer you my first born son for another title run.

[Dandy 0]

Jericho: ......see, this time, YOU'LL have the dog, and....

[The Amazing Rando 0]

HHH's Fantasy comes true as Chris Jericho becomes a simple pizza delivery boy. In the background, Orton wonders where the hell is Pizza Hut Four For All is.

 

EVOLUTION ORDERS EXTRA CHEESE~!

[Dace59 0]

 

Jericho: Hey Hunter, did you know you haven't jobbed me to a finger poke yet?

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

"so..um...Trips...I was just looking at the booking sheet for WrestleMania...It said Jericho over Christian...but that's been crossed out...and now it says Triple H over Jericho..."

[Guest Krazy Karter]

 

Chris: You're all booked to win, that can't be right

Flair: Nice shirt

Chris: Thanks

HHH: Nice pants

Chris: Much obliged, Hunter

Orton: Nice dick

Chris: .....

Flair: You have three seconds to get your hands off my shoulder

Orton: Or what?

HHH: I kill you

Orton: Fair enough

[Guest Aecas]

Jericho: Hey champ can you sign this?

 

HHH: What is it?

 

Jericho: IOU one Quad Muscle

[CanadianChick 0]

 

Jericho:"...and then it says something about Orton beating you at WM XXI"

 

HHH: "..."

Flair: "..."

Orton (thinking): "Uh, that can't be right..."

[Zack Malibu 0]

Jericho: "I need you guys to sign this waiver stating that any lack of crowd heat in our match tonight wouldn't be my fault."

[The Kid 0]

"Um...the bookers that that a "singing match" would get me some heat, so...er...here are your lyrics."

[Guest Choken One]

Jericho: Hey, I was looking over tonight's script and uh...

HHH: Is there a Problem Chris?

Jericho: Not at all, I just wondering whom do I put over tonight because it wasn't very clear here where it says "Jericho puts Evolution over"...

HHH:What don't you get about that?

Jericho: Well,

HHH: Hey Chris, Yer putting ALL of us over

Orton: BOO-YEAH!

Ric: Did you just say Boo-Yeah?

Orton: Uh Yeah, Might have

Ric: (Thinking) Steamboat, Race, Funk, Rhodes, Savage, Luger, Sting, Hogan, Bagwell and this guy? Give me a another beer!

HHH: So, Get ready Benoit

Jericho: I'm jericho

HHH: Oh Yeah, Forgot, Benoit's the Black Guy right?

Jericho: No that's booker T

HHH: The Tall Bald guy that fucked a dead cheerleader?

Jericho: Kane...

HHH: The Pot Head?

Jericho...Actually that's RVD

HHH: Whose that freak that I jobbed to at WM12 then?

Jericho...Ult...I mean Randy Orton.

HHH: THANK YOU!

*Grabs Cell phone*

HHH: Hey, Stephanie, Job out That Orton Punk

Jericho *snickers*

HHH: Thanks Buddy, I'll buy you a Ice Cream Sandwich, but you have to pay for it

Jericho: Hey No problem!

[Styles 0]

Jericho: Hey, Trips I printed out this page from TheSmartMarks, what's this about admitting to steroid use and saying it's as safe as jumping jacks?

Flair: C'mon Jericho, I already told 'em there's no steroids, right champ?

HHH: HHHonk, yeah, I bet that will get the kids on their computers talking!

Orton: ...man, this Anglesault guy really doesn't like me...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

HHH: Can I help you with something?

 

Chris Jericho: I'm Chris Jericho, bitch!

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

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Even young Randy Orton can't help but fall asleep during one of Triple H's long, cliched, emotion-ridden speeches, even thought Chris Jericho was just confirming names for his birthday party.

[SuperJerk 0]

HHH's Fantasy comes true as Chris Jericho becomes a simple pizza delivery boy. In the background, Orton wonders where the hell is Pizza Hut Four For All is.

 

EVOLUTION ORDERS EXTRA CHEESE~!

Gold.

 

As was Choken One's.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Jericho: "Yo, what's wrong w/ Randy?"

 

HHH: "Aw, he's just tuckered out from a long day of playing. Me & Naitch are gonna find him some place to lie down to take a nap."